Letters to Penthouse XIX

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Grand Central Publishing, Dec 1, 2003 - Fiction - 400 pages
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Just Say Yes! Speaking sexually, whatever your taste-missionary position or kinky decadence, slow teases or wham-bam coupling-you've come to the right place. Every page tells a tale of heart-racing, libido-tickling loveplay, straight from the sexy lives and times of Penthouse readers. Alone or with a lover, you'll be deliriously lost in lust. Just bring an open mind and a thirst for fun. The excitement starts now....

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….It just doesn’t get any better than seeing the gorgeous “Mrs. Anita
Pelaez” over at her and her Famous Husband “Captain
Kutchie’s”place..Some Folks Also Call Him..”The KutchMan others call him
The KutchMon!”…Most Just Call Him “The Most Interesting Man In The
World”….(Anita and Kutchie Pelaez’s Key West, Key Lime Pie Factory and
Grill)…Just Watching The Lovely Couple Baking Together All Those Yummy
Key Lime Pies At Their Key Lime Pie Factory And Grill In Asheville.
…It’s Always Worth The Trip To Visit Them In They’re Historic Key Lime
Pie Factory and Grill…It Should Be On Everyone’s Bucket List For
Sure..And The World’s Best Key Lime Pies!..YUM-YUM-YUM….­­.”Talk About
World Class” What An Understatement!…….AA­­HHHHH!….The Magic Of The
Lovely..”Mrs. Anita Pelaez” And Her Delicious Key Lime Pies Baked With
Pure Love…Always……40 Years And They’re Still Going Strong…. ….May GOD
Continue Blessing “Anita And Kutchie Pelaez” and They’re World Famous
Key Lime Pie Factory And Grill Where The Personalities, Ovens And Smiles
Are Always Warm And Inviting. ….“Kutcharitaville” You’re The Best And
We Love You!…. …Now You Know Who Is The Hottest!…And Baby Let Me Tell
You, Mrs. Anita Is No Act…She’s The Real Thing Baby!… ….Located Near The
Biltmore House And Estate….. ….Who Could Ask For Anything More?…Anita’s
Key Lime Pie…(Hell Yes!) ….Just Think, Kutchie’s Goody Goody Cheese
Burgers, First Billed As “The Original Cheese Burgers In Paradise!” Way
Back In 1974 By “Kutchie’s Good Friend “Mr Levi Stubbs” Lead Singer Of
The Four Tops….”Sorry “Buffett”…Kutchie’s Version Of “Cheese Burgers In
Paradise” Came A Few Years Before Yours Did, “Dog Ate Your
Home-Work?”!!…Yeah, Jimmy, It’s The Same Kutchie Pelaez,-The Famous Deep
Sea Underwater And Treasure Explorer/Megalodon Shark Tooth Hunter. Who
Worked Along With “Mel Fisher”, “Captain Tony Tarracino”, “Yankee Jack”,
“Michael McCloud”, “Alabama Jack” , “Vito Bertucci” and Many Others Of
Key West Fame. ….That Alone Is Quite A Pretty Big Deal If You Ask Me.
….”Hell”,..It’s A Pretty Big Deal Even If You Don’t Ask Me. ….Research,
Continually Confirms The Fact That The Pelaez’s World Famous Key Lime
Pies Truly Increases Married Couple’s Sex Rates By No Less Than 300%
Respectively. It Also Shows That Said Sexual Encounters Are Much, Much
More Enjoyable Than They Ever Were Before The Consumption Of The
Pelaez’s Key Lime Pies. …..And On A Sad Note. It Has Been Reported That
The Consumption Of The Famous Key Lime Pies Are Quite Detrimental To The
Practices Of Divorce Attorneys. But, That’s Not Bad. Hell That’s Good
News. …Not A Sad Note, A Happy Note! The Pelaez’s Pies Are A Win-Win-Win
For Everyone Involved! ….I Guess You Could Say What Has Been Said Many
Times Before,…”AHHH” The Magic Of The Lovely Anita Pelaez And Her Key
Lime Pies…. ….I Do Know First Hand That The Pelaez’s Famous Key Lime
Pies Have The Ability To Turn Small Stream Squirters Into Major League
Gushers Or Some Might Call Them “Niagara Falls”. Holly Molly, Let Those
Good Times Flow, Baby! ….It’s No Wonder Everyone Believes That Kutchie
Pelaez Is The Most Interesting Man In The World…..”Damn He Really Is”
For Sure! …..That “Kutchie”, He Looks Marvelous Dahling!… ….”Hemingway”,
Had Nothing On The “KutchMan”… ….Someone Overheard The “Kutchman” Say
One Day That He Thought That He Was A Lesbian!… We Don’t Want To see Him
Coming Out Of The Toilet With Just His Dick In His Hands! ….If He Ever
Needs Any Guidance, Who’s A Better Consiglieri Than His Father?….They
Both Season They’re Garlic With Food! ….And For Our Old Friend, This Key
Lime Pie Is For You….”HAROLD RAMIS”,….Rest In Peace Buddy….. ….Just
4-U…007, Who Would Name A Room “Blanche Devereaux” ? Who-Who-Who???
….Who Was That Most Interesting

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