Sh*t My Kids Ruined: An A-Z Celebration of Kid-Destruction

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Villard Books Trade Paperbacks, 2010 - Humor - 141 pages
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Quite possibly the best birth control on the market, Sh*t My Kids Ruined is a pictorial tribute to the filthy, distasteful, gross, and painful moments of parenthood, and the children who make it all possible.

Kids: they are the light of your life—and the enemy of all things fragile, intact, and clean. But why cry over spilt milk . . . or paint . . . or the entire contents of a full-size swimming pool? A testament to the messiness of childhood (and parenting), and a memorial to the household items that perished along the way, here are never-before-seen photos and outrageous stories of VCRs jammed with toys, toilets clogged with clothes, and furniture accented with permanent marker. Torn-up computer keyboards and torn-out hair, botched family photos and mustard-covered treadmills—nothing is off limits to your darling, destructive offspring. So raise a broken glass and embrace the madness, because laughter is the only surefire way to keep your sh*t together.
 

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User Review  - bness2 - LibraryThing

Totally hilarious and scary at the same time. If you have had kids you will relate to the pictures in this book of the mayhem that children can cause in just a few minutes. If you haven't had kids yet, you may decide not to if you read this. ;-) Read full review

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User Review  - lisalindsey - LibraryThing

funny, but way too short. Not much there. Read full review

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Contents

Section 1
4
Section 2
9
Section 3
12
Section 4
23
Section 5
25
Section 6
33
Section 7
62
Section 8
66
Section 9
82
Section 10
112
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Julie Haas Brophy is the mother of two boys, whose home wreckage inspired Sh*t My Kids Ruined: An A-Z Celebration of Kid-Destruction. She and her husband cope from Irvington, New York, where she is the cofounder of Sibling Thrivelry Media.

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