No one except the Widow ever really got at the straight of Bud's conduct, but it appeared that he left home to get a few Indian scalps, and that he came back for a little bacon and corn pone. I simply mention the Widow in passing as an example of the fact that the time to do your worrying is when a thing is all over, and that the way to do it is to leave it to the neighbors. I sail for home to-morrow. Your affectionate father, JOHN GRAHAM. FAREWELL Provoked by Calverley's "Forever" BY BERT LESTON TAYLOR "Farewell!" Another gloomy word In playhouse. Ere the hero flits— In handcuffs-from our pitying view. "Farewell!" he murmurs, then exits R. U. When, warned by chanticleer, you go From her to whom you owe devoir, "Say not 'good-by'," she laughs, “but 'Au Revoir!" Thus from the garden are you sped; And Juliet were the first to tell You, you were silly if you said "Farewell!" "Farewell," meant long ago, before It crept, tear-spattered, into song, "Safe voyage!" "Pleasant journey!" or "So long!" But gone its cheery, old-time ring; The poets made it rhyme with knellJoined it became a dismal thing"Farewell!" "Farewell!" into the lover's soul You see Fate plunge the fatal iron. "I only feel-farewell!" said he; And always fearful was the telling- "Farewell!" A dismal word, 'tis true (And why not tell the truth about it!); But what on earth would poets do Without it? MY RUTHERS BY JAMES WHITCOMB RILEY [Writ durin' State Fair at Indanoplis, whilse visitin' a Soninlaw then residin' thare, who has sence got back to the country whare he says a man that's raised thare ort to a-stayed in the first place.] I tell you what I'd ruther do- In fact I'd aim to be the same With all men as my brothers; I wouldn't likely know it all— Ef I only had my ruthers; I'd know some sense, and some base-ball- I'd know some politics, and 'low All my dissentin' brothers Could chuse as shore a kill er cuore, Vol. 5-12 The pore 'ud git theyr dues sometimes- Fer childern, wives and mothers: Theyr boy that slaves; theyr girl that sews— They'd all have "stuff" and time enugh They'd be few folks 'ud ast fer trust, And blame few business-men to bu'st Big Guns that come here durin' Fair Ef I only had my ruthers: With all theyr lowly brothers, Feelin' we done the honorunEf I only had my ruthers. |