THE DUTIFUL MARINER* BY WALLACE IRWIN 'Twas off the Eastern Filigrees- "Oh stately man and old beside, Why dost gymnastics do? Is such example dignified To set before your crew?" "Oh hang me crew," the Captain cried, If I'm the skipper, blarst me hide! "I'm growing old," the Captain said; "Me dancing days are done; But while I'm skipper of this ship I'll skip with any one. "I'm growing grey," I heard him say, "And I can not rest or sleep While under me the troubled sea Lies forty spasms deep. * From "Nautical Lays of a Landsman,” by Wallace Irwin. Copyright, 1904, by Dodd, Mead & Co. "Lies forty spasms deep," he said; Each hour, I wot, goes many a knot "The hours are full of knots," he said, "Untie them if ye can. In vain I've tried, for Time and Tied Wait not for any man. "Me fate is hard," the old man sobbed, "And I am sick and sore. Me aged limbs of rest are robbed "But Duty is the seaman's boast, And so the Captain of the Cheese Who lofty satisfaction sees MELINDA'S HUMOROUS STORY BY MAY MCHENRY 1! Melinda was dejected. She told herself that she was groping in the vale of despair, that life was a vast, gray, echoing void. She decided that ambition was dead-a case of starvation; that friendship had slipped through too eagerly grasping fingers; that love-ah, love! "You'd better take a dose of blue-mass," her aunt suggested when she had sighed seven times dolefully at the tea table. "Not blue-mass. Any other kind of mass you please, but not blue," Melinda shuddered absently. No; she was not physically ill; the trouble was deeper -soul sickness, acute, threatening to become chronic, that defied allopathic doses of favorite and other philosophers, that would not yield even to hourly repetition of the formula handed down from her grandmother-"If you can not have what you want, try to want what you have." Yet she could lay her finger on no bleeding heart-wound, on no definite cause. It was true that the deeply analytical, painstakingly interesting historical novel on which she had worked all winter had been sent back from the publishers with a briefly polite note of thanks and regrets; but as she had never expected anything else, that could not depress her. Also, the slump in G. C. Copper stock had forced her to give up her long-planned southern trip and even to forego the consolatory purchase of a spring gown; but she had a mind that could soar above flesh-pot disappointments. Then, the Reverend John Graham;--but what John Graham did or said was nothingabsolutely nothing, to her. So Melinda clenched her hands and moaned in the same key with the east wind and told the four walls of her room that she could not endure it; she must do something. Then it was, that in a flash of inspiration, it came to her -she would write a humorous story. The artistic fitness of the idea pleased her. She had always understood that humorists were marked by a deepdyed melancholy, that the height of unhappiness was a vantage-ground from which to view the joke of existence. She would test the dictum; now, if ever, she would write humorously. The material was at hand, seething and crowding in her mind, in fact-the monumental dullness and complacent narrowness of the villagers, the egoism, the conceit, the bland shepherd-of-his-flock pomposity of John Graham. What more could a humorist desire? Yes; she would write. Thoughts came quick and fast; words flowed in a fiery stream like lava that glows and rushes and curls and leaps down the mountain, sweeping all obstacles aside. (The figure did not wholly please Melinda, for everybody knows how dull and gray and uninteresting lava is when it cools, but she had no time to bother with another.) She felt the exultation, the joy and unlifting of spirit that is the reward-usually, alas, the sole reward-of the writer in the work of creation. Then before the lava had time to cool she sent the story to the first magazine on her list with a name beginning with "A." It was her custom to send them that way, though sometimes with a desire to be impartial she commenced at "Z" and went up the list. At the end of two weeks the wind had ceased blowing from the east. Melinda decided that though life for her must be gray, echoing, void, yet would she make an effort for the joy of others. She would lift herself above the depression that enfolded her even as the buoyant hyacinths were cleaving their dark husks and lifting up the beauty and fragrance of their hearts to solace passers-by. Therefore she ceased parting her hair in the middle and ordered a simple little frock from D—'s-hyacinth blue voile with a lining that should whisper and rustle like the glad winds whisking away last year's leaves. Then the day came when she strolled carelessly and unexpectantly down the village street to the post-office and there received a letter that bore on the upper left-hand corner of the envelope the name of the magazine first on her list beginning with "A." A chill passed along Melinda's spine. That humorous story-Could this mean?— It was too horrible to contemplate. She took a short cut through the orchard and as she walked she tore off a corner and peeped into the envelope. Yes, there was a pale-blue slip of paper with serrated edges. She leaned against a Baldwin apple-tree to think. How true it is that one should be prepared for the unexpected. Melinda had sent out many manuscripts freighted with tingling hopes and eager aspirations and with the postage stamps that insured their prompt return; how was she to know, by what process of reasoning could she infer that this, that had been offered simply from force of habit, would be retained in exchange for an æsthetically tinted check? She anathematized the magazine editor. (That seems the proper thing to do with editors.) She wanted to know what business he had to keep that story after having led her to believe that it was his unbreakable custom to send them back. It was deception, she told the swelling Baldwin buds, base, deep-dyed, |