Miss Strummel issues an invite, The bounds to which your skill was born; Or Ashmy snatch the horn! Don't ever to such rows give birth, As if you had no end on earth Except to "wake the lyre; Don't "strike the harp,” pray never do, OI have heard such flat-and sharpers, I've blest the head Of good King Ned, For scragging all those old Welsh Harpers! Pray, never, ere each tuneful doing, Take a prodigious deal of wooing; And then sit down to thrum the strain The least Cecilia-like of things; Plunged next into the "Deep, Deep Sea," She really seems like Milton's "Sin," Holding the keys of you know where ! Never tweak people's ears so toughly, I've cursed all instrumental workmen, Another word don't be surprised, Husky, Rusky, Ninny, Tinny, Hummel, Bummel, Bowski, Wowski, All these are very good selectables; Ev'ry woman, ev'ry man, Look as foreign as you can, Don't cut your hair, or wash your skin, Each Dingy Orpheus gravely hears, And now to show they understand it! Miss Crow her scrannel throttle clears, Then all sound A, if they know which, A little prelude goes before, Like a knock and ring at music's door, Each instrument gives in its name; Then sitting in They all begin To play a musical round game. Anon the ace of Horns comes plump This sort of musical revoke, The grave bassoon begins to smoke, Of tone begins to speak its mind; Playing the Devil on Two Sticks Clamor, clamor, Hammer, hammer, While now and then a pipe is heard, Insisting to put in a word With all his shrilly best; So to allow the little minion Time to deliver his opinion, They take a few bars rest. Well, little Pipe begins - with sole Preaching, Squealing, Appealing, Now as high as he can go, Now in language rather low, And having done - begins once more, This twiddling-twaddling sets on fire Put out the little squeaker's pipe ; This wakes bass viol- and viol for that To judge from a rumble unawares, By a violent crash, Seems splitting somebody's calico! And one rapid fiddle sets off express Hurrying, Scurrying, Spattering, Clattering, To fetch him a Doctor of Music. This tumult sets the Haut-boy crying Beyond the Piano's pacifying, The cymbal Gets nimble, Must wrangle, The band is becoming most martial of bands, When just in the middle, At last these agitations cease, And they all get The flageolet, To breathe "a piping time of peace." Ah, too deceitful charm, Like lightning before death, For Scrapenberg to rest his arm, And Puffindorf get breath! Again without remorse or pity, Up jumps a little man in black "The very Devil cannot stand it! And with that, Snatching hat, (Not his own,) Off is flown, Thro' the door, |