With eyes blind with weeping she ran for a coffin, And when she came back he was shaving the cat. One day he got fighting, in which dogs delight, But soon the dame cured him-his tail felt her bite. How good he took med'cine, and thus soon got well. The dame, whose taste differs, don't care much for ice. She sent him to college to learn the French accent, He often had games on his half-holiday; Hare-and-hound, hide-and-seek, and tipcat he would play. Old Mother Hubbard has grown very old, And has oft the rheumatics and violent cold; But her dear little doggie (oh, may none have worse!) A A was an Archer. WAS an archer, and shot at a frog, Who, missing it, fell head over heels in a bog. N PUSSY Oh, I've been to London to see the Queen. Pussy cat, pussy cat, how did you go? Oh, I just took a Hansom right over the snow. Yes, on ratafees, boiled mice, and gooseberry wine. The youth bestowed his bread and Shines like a monstrous glowworm, beer; She smiled-'twas all he had. 'My dear, I'll make your fortune— Attend to what I say; And watch it day by day.' With this the old dame vanished, And left his food and beer. Young Reynard he was puzzled : Says he, 'It's precious queer!' He found wrapp'd in the paper A bean of giant size— The side against the park. Which shall enrich the root, Come out and gather fruit.' Young Reynard found the black cat, Young Reynard dug the hole, And Friday after sunset Out from the cottage stole. With sparks of fitful light. The cat he first deposits, Then sprinkles o'er with mould; Her mouth somehow lies open, And in the large bean rolled. The lad is rather frightened, But draws the loose soil round, Stamps on the top to level, Then darts home with a bound. That night he lay a-dreaming And none he means to tell. Cried, 'Jack, look! here's a sight! A large and wondrous bean-stalk Has sprung up in the night!' Its stem, about a yard thick, Was hollow from the root; Plums of the size of pumpkins And strewed the garden round. Their taste was most delicious, In pocket a short note. 'On Friday after sunset, When dressed in your new suit, Alone go with your lantern, And seek the beanstalk root.' Each night fresh fruit descended, When he the shells had cracked. One day he thought to climb it, But, sadly pierced and torn, Fell, and left half his jacket Upon a giant thorn. The beanstalk had a small rent, Oh, how he longed for Friday! To seek the wondrous tree. The aperture has widened— He enters with a grin, "Tis wondrous strange!' thought Reynard; 'Of course I shall ascend: I want to scale the tree-top, And see the other end.' But climbing finds no jest, It took nigh twenty minutes His lantern raised, he tapped round, In answer cried, 'Come in!' Thought,' Here I'd rather bide, Until I can discover Who's there on t'other side.' With darkened lamp he listened, And just heard nothing more For full the next five minutes; Then lo! a sudden snore. He then sought round for entrance, Upon a bed of bean-leaves A mighty giant lays ; To Jack's astonished gaze. His breathing mocks a tempest, The bark he can replace, She perched upon a table, Beside the Giant's bed, 'I'll bet you,' quoth the Giant, 'Some oats, you young blackleg!' 'And I,' replied the Pheasant, 'Will lay a golden egg.' Then both all of a sudden, Rolled off o'erpowered by sleep: Of some rich feast to come! So jolly, fee-fo-fum!' But never glanced within. 'Go, fetch the golden pheasant, And mind that she's well drest: Bring, too, the box of dominoes; I'll play as I can't rest.' Full dressed, the lady soon came; His eyes Jack scarce believes; She's neither roast nor boiled, but In pinafore with sleeves! [decked He very soon intends. The three eggs in the morning And sought his door again; And brought him various fruit; |