Husband:-"WELL, MARY, YOUR AUNT TABITHA'S GONE AT LAST, POOR SOUL!" Wife:-"POOR THING-OF COURSE YOU'LL GO TO THE FUNERAL, GEORGE, AS A MARK OF RESPECT-BESIDES, THE SCARF AND HATBAND WILL MAKE UP FOR BABY." "Brave 'orts!" We learn from a scientific work sent us for review, that ECKHARD agrees with SAVORY, CLARK, and SCHULZ, that "striated muscular fibre is not developed from cells, but from a nucleated blastema." We always thought so, because the agglomerated prevascular axidemosis of the periphrastic exagerosetic of the seriocardamomic crasistertiary endemyasis was consentaneous and thoroughly impervious under the antiphlogistic and phagædenic triasmus of the cochlearii dimidium sumendum. Women's Swimmin'. THE other day a MR. MCKENNA, of Castletown, took two young ladies out for a sail. After returning to the pier, where he landed them, he fell into the water, and would have been drowned but for the fact that one of the ladies, who was an excellent swimmer, jumped in and saved him. If he is wise, MR. MCKENNA will refrain from MCKENNA-nother excursion on the water till he has learned to swim. like a duck-say, the particular duck who saved his life on this occasion. And-what's this I see? "Dear MAT at the Grange'll Be welcomed-the change'll Be nice. Do, come! Yours, E. V." |