The avenue-the burnish'd plate,

That decks the would-be rustic gate, Denote the fane where Fashion dwells, -"Lyce's Academy for Belles."

'Twas here, in earlier, happier days,
Retired from pleasure's weary maze,
You found, unknown to care or pain,
The peace you will not find again.
Here Friendships, far too fond to last,
A bright, but fleeting radiance cast,
On every sport that Mirth devised,
And every scene that Childhood prized,
And every bliss, that bids you yet
Recall those moments with regret.

Those friends have mingled in the strife
That fills the busy scene of life,
And Pride and Folly-Cares and Fears,
Look dark upon their future years:
But by their wrecks may Julia learn,
Whither her fragile bark to turn;
And, o'er the troubled sea of fate,
Avoid the rocks they found too late.

You know Camilla: o'er the plain
She guides the fiery hunter's rein;
First in the chase she sounds the horn,
Trampling to earth the farmer's corn,
That hardly deign'd to bend its head,
Beneath her namesake's lighter tread.

With Bob the Squire, her polish'd lover,
She wields the gun, or beats the cover;
And then her steed!-why! every clown
Tells how she rubs Smolensko down,
And combs the mane, and cleans the hoof,
While wondering hostlers stand aloof.

At night, before the Christmas fire
She plays backgammon with the Squire;
Shares in his laugh, and in his liquor,
Mimics her father and the Vicar;
Swears at the grooms-without a blush
Dips in her ale the captured brush,
Until her father duly tired-
The parson's wig as duly fired-
The dogs all still the Squire asleep,
And dreaming of his usual leap—
She leaves the dregs of white and red,
And lounges languidly to bed;
And still in nightly visions borne,

She gallops o'er the rustic's corn;
Still wields the lash-still shakes the box,
Dreaming of "sixes "—and the fox.

And this is bliss! The story runs,
Camilla never wept-save once,
Yes! once indeed Camilla cried—
'Twas when her dear Blue-stockings died.

Pretty Cordelia thinks she's ill

She seeks her med'cine at Quadrille ;

With hope, and fear, and envy sick,
She gazes on the dubious trick,
As if eternity were laid

Upon a diamond, or a spade.

And I have seen a transient pique
Wake, o'er that soft and girlish check,
A chilly and a feverish hue,

Blighting the soil where Beauty grew,
And bidding Hate and Malice rove
In eyes that ought to beam with love.

Turn we to Fannia-she was fair
As the soft fleeting forms of air,
Shaped by the fancy-fitting theme
For youthful bard's enamor'd dream.
The neck, on whose transparent glow,
The auburn ringlets sweetly flow,
The eye that swims in liquid fire,
The brow that frowns in playful ire,
All these, when Fannia's early youth
Look'd lovely in its native truth,
Diffused a bright, unconscious grace,
Almost divine, o'er form and face.

Her lip has lost its fragrant dew,
Her cheek has lost its rosy hue,
Her eye the glad enlivening rays
That glitter'd there in happier days,
Her heart the ignorance of woe

Which Fashion's votaries may not know.

The city's smoke-the noxious air—
The constant crowd-the torch's glare-
The morning sleep-the noonday call--
The late repast-the midnight ball,
Bid Faith and Beauty die, and taint
Her heart with fraud, her face with paint.

And what the boon, the prize enjoy'd,
For fame defaced, and peace destroyed?
Why ask we this? With conscious grace
She criticises silk and lace;

Queen of the modes, she reigns alike
O'er sarcenet, bobbin, net, vandyke,
O'er rouge and ribbons, combs and curls,
Perfumes and patches, pins and pearls;
Feelings and faintings, songs and sighs,
Small-talk and scandal, love and lies.

Circled by beaux behold her sit,
While Dandies tremble at her wit;
The Captain hates "a woman's gab;"
"A devil!” cries the shy Cantab;
The young Etonian strives to fly
The glance of her sarcastic eye,

For well he knows she looks him o'er,
To stamp him "buck," or dub him "bore."

Such is her life-a life of waste,
A life of wretchedness-and taste;
And all the glory Fannia boasts,
And all the price that glory costs,

At once are reckon'd up, in one

One word of bliss and folly - Ton.

Not these the thoughts that could perplex
The fancies of our fickle sex,

When England's favorite, good Queen Bess,
Was Queen alike o'er war and dress.

Then ladies gay play'd chesse-and ballads,
And learnt to dress their hair-and salads;
Sweets and sweet looks were studied then,
And both were pleasing to the men ;
For cookery was allied to taste,

And girls were taught to blush-and baste.
Dishes were bright—and so were eyes,
And lords made love-and ladies pies.

Then Valor won the wavering field,
By dint of hauberk and of shield ;
And Beauty won the wavering heart,
By dint of pickle, and of tart.
The minuet was the favorite dance,
Girls loved the needle-boys the lance;
And Cupid took his constant post
At dinner, by the boil'd and roast,
Or secretly was wont to lurk,
In tournament, or needle-work.
Oh! 'twas a reign of all delights,
Of hot Sir-loins,—and hot Sir knights;
Feasting and fighting, hand in hand,
Fatten'd, and glorified the land;