TALES OUT OF SCHOOL A DROPT LETTER FROM A LADY YOUR godson, my sweet Lady Bridget, But really, I'm all in a fidget Till the dear boy is taken away; For I feel an alarm which, I'm certain, As soon as the carriage had started I sat down in comfort to cry. Sir Thomas looked on while I fainted, The planter in sultry Barbadoes Than these,in the Windsor Express. I fancied the Doctor at College Had dipped, now and then, into books; But, bless me! I find that his knowledge Is just like my coachman's, or cook's: He's a dunce-I have heard it with sorrow; · "T would puzzle him sadly, I guess, To put into English to-morrow A page of the Windsor Express. All preachers of course should be preaching That virtue's a very good thing; All tutors of course should be teaching To fear God, and honour the King; But at Eton they've regular classes They learn to be villains and asses, Mrs. Martha, who nursed little Willy, Old John, who takes care of the filly, And cries, with a mournful caress, "Oh where have you sent my poor brother? Look, look at the Windsor Express!" Ring, darling, and order the carriage; Whatever Sir Thomas may say,— Who has been quite a fool since our marriage, — I'll take him directly away. For of all their atrocious ill-treating The end it is easy to guess; Some day they'll be killing and eating My boy-in the Windsor Express! If I eat well and sleep well. - THE MAD LOVER. IF I could scare the light away, No sun should ever shine; If I could bid the clouds obey, Where'er my weary footsteps roam, And Fancy builds a fairer home In slumber's hour for me. I had a vision yesternight Of a lovelier land than this, Where heaven was clothed in warmth and light, Where earth was full of bliss; And every tree was rich with fruits, In passion-haunted bowers. I clambered up a lofty rock, And did not find it steep; I read through a page and a half of Locke, And did not fall asleep; I said whate'er I may but feel, I paid whate'er I owe; And I danced one day an Irish reel, And I was more than six feet high, And beautiful black eyes; My horses like the lightning went, And I held my tongue at an argument, And winning cards at Loo. I saw an old Italian priest Who spoke without disguise; I dined with a judge who swore, like Best, All libels should be lies: |