CAUTION-Legal rights are protected in every civilized Country. Examine each bottle and see the Capsule is marked "ENO'S FRUIT SALT." Without it, you have been imposed on by worthless imitations. SOLD BY ALL CHEMISTS. Price 2s. 9d. and 4s. 6d. Directions in Sixteen Languages, How to prevent Disease, Prepared only by J. C. ENO'S PATENT at ENO'S FRUIT SALT WORKS, Hatcham, London, S.E. Sold by all Chemists. COUGHS, COLDS, BRONCHITIS, &c. CAUTION-CHLORODYNE DR. J. COLLIS BROWNE'S CHLORODYNE (The Original and Only Genuine) is the best and most certain Remedy for Coughs, Colds, Cala Mannfarturan IT DAVENPORT 22 GREAT RUSSELL ST.. BLOOMSBURY, LONDON. Sold in Bottles at 1/11. 2/9, and hand Chemists. JANUARY. IM Queen's 17 Wranklin 5 F Sir Isaac 21 S Septu'ge- W [expires 26 F Dr. Jen1Th Hilary 27 S [ner d. '23 12 F [Term b 28 S Sexagesi 13 S [Epiph. 29 M [ma S. 14 S2 Sun.af 30 T [Ter.ends 15 M Ox. Lent 31 W Hilary L. 16 T [Term b. OCTOBER. IM Camb. 17 W J. Wilkes [b. 1727 S Mich. T. 18 Th. 1632 3 W [begins 19 F Th Sir J. 20 S C. Wren F [Rennie 21 S and S. a. (d. 1821 22 M [Trinity S20th Sun. 23 T [d. 1764 M (after W Hogarth T[Trinity 25 Th [pit. 1870 W [1498 26 F Metz ca11Th (discovd. 27 S [Trinity F America 28 S 23rd S. a. 13 S [Trinity 29 M Bristol 14 S 21st S. a. 30 T [riots, '31 15 M Virgil b. 31 W All Hal 16 T [B C. 70 Пlows Ev FEBRUARY. 1 Th[mas day 16 F Lin. Mur2, F Candle- 17 S [ray d. '26 3 S [ges. S. 18 S2 Sun. in 4 SQuing'a- 19 M [Len 5 M Tuesday 20 T [10h 22m. 6 T Shrove 21 W [of day W Ash Wd. 22 Th Length ThQn. Mary 23 F (d. 1806 9 F [b. 1516 24 S J. Barry LOS Lent 25 S3 Sun. in S1st S. in 26 M [Leni (2 M [tion 1688 27 T (b. 1533 13 T Revolu- 28 W Montgue 14 W S. Valen5 Th tine 30 Days. 1Th All Snts. 16 FJ. Bright 2 F (Day 17 S [b. 1811) 3 S [Trinity 18 S26th S. a 4 S 24th S. a. 19 M Trinity 5 M [o. 1869 20 T Suez Cnl. 6T Viaduct 21 W [op. 1869 7 W Holborn 22 Th (d. 1879 8Th [b. 1841 23 F Rowring 9 FP. of W. 24 S [Trinity to S [Trinity 25 S 27th S. a. S25th S. a. M Prs. Dag 12 M 27 T[mar b. 46 13 T 28 W Bunsen 14 W [d. 1868 29 Th [d. 1860) 5 Th Rossini 30 F St. An [drew 1 Th 2 FI 3 S G. MARCH. 31 Days. [1877 17 S S. Patric [died, 18 S Palm Odger 19 M [Sunday [b. 1797 [Lent ar W [Germny [1864 22 Th Empr. o 4 S 4 Sun. in 20 T 5 M 6 T 7 W [Victor b. 23 F Good 8Th PrinceAl. 24 S (Friday 9 F [m. 1863 25 S Easter to S Pr. Wales 20 M [Sunday S5 Sun, in 27 T [d. 1520 [Lent 28 W Raffaelle 13 T Alex. II 29Th StockEx 14 W [as., 1881 30 F (change 15 Th Dk. Kent 31 S 16 F 12 M [d. 1831 [panic, (18781 SEPTEMBER S[Trinity 16 S17th S. a. 2 S 15th S. a. 17 M (Trinity 3 M Cromw'll 18 T Btl Alma 4 T [d. 1658 19 W [1854 5 W [sunk, '70 20 Th Manx fi't 6Th Captain 21 F [lost, 1787 7 FH.M.S 22 S [Trinity 8 S [Trinity 23 S 18th S. a 9 S 16th S. a. 24 M [d. 1808) to M Tea first 25 T Porson 11 T [imp.1391 26 W Balaciva 12 W Blucher 27 Th itn. 1854 13 Th [d. 1819 28 F [Day 14 F Duke of 29 S Michms. 15 S [Wingtn 30 S 19 S. aft Ifd. 1852 Trinity DECEMBER. 1 S [Advent 17, MJOx.Mich., 2 Sist S. in 18 T (T. ends 3 M 19 W (d. 1859 4 T Carlyle 20 Th Macauly 5 W [b. 1795 21 F Disraeli 8Th (d. 1826 22 S [b. 1805 7 F Flaxman 23 S4 S. in 8 S [Advent 24 M [Advent 9 Sand S. in 25 T Xmas D 10 M Milton 26 W Bk. Hol. T [b. 1608'27 Th C. Lamb 12 W (d. 1784 28 F [d 1834 13 ThJohnson 29 S [Xmas. 14 F 30 S 1st Saf 15 S [Advent 31 M New Yr. 116 lard S. in (Evel 283 À PROPOS TO A PROPOSAL. FRANK (just accepted).-"Love thee, dearest? Ay, and when time shall have furrowed these youthful cheeks and dimmed the lustre of eyes which feed only on thy beauty, when age shall have threaded silver amidst these glossy locks and bowed the figure erstwhile straight as famed Apollo's dart-still-STILL will I love thee!" LAURA (hastily).-"Oh, Frank, I hope not! Think how old you will be!" GARDENING NOTES. ALWAYS train your Standard roses up Telegraph wires. In the case of all cuttings be sure to paste the leaves down securely. In sowing parsley, be very careful to scatter but little seed, as it will certainly not come up parsley unless it is (s)parsely sown. If you wish to keep your "rakes" in good order, let them "hoe" nothing; see they are stretched on their "beds" betimes; and keep them away from "plants" of all kinds. Remember that "dealing" with a garden, "spades" are always trumps. Use a warming-pan for your "hotbeds" in preference to blankets; but never "tuck in " the cucumbers until they are fully grown. If you find your vines "shooting" too much, take care they are loaded with "grape." AN URBAN DELUSION. Jones knew a thing too much for most people. "Nice bunch o' water-creeses, just fresh in," said his greengrocer. "Oh, ah!" said the knowing Jones; "fresh-oh, yes! after being brought all the way from the country! Not for me, thankee!" For the fact was that the knowing Jones was just off for a day or two in the country himself. But it so happened that that same bunch of water-cress went down by the same train as Jones did, and alighted at the same rural station. "Ha!" said Jones, in a stroll down the country lanes, now, here comes a fellow with a real fresh country bunch of water-cresses; I will buy them and take them home to town with me the day after to-morrow. That's the way to get the real fresh article!" GOOD NEWS FOR THE OPHTHALMIC HOSPITAL.-'Igh water may be had at London Bridge every day next year. IT is said to be difficult to foretell the death of anything, yet the almanacs tell us that on a certain date "Fire Insurances will expire. JANUARY AND FEBRUARY. ON the 1st of January the good little boys of the Stock Exchange have a holiday, probably taken in order to allow them time to renew their dog licences. Those gentlemen who are not the proprietors of dogs usually spend the day by perusing such books as Paley's "Evidences of Christianity," or Young's "Night Thoughts." Dark lines round their eyes indicative of deep study may be observed on the 2nd of January. Colds and coughs are sure to be prevalent. Even Irish patriots and Socialist leaders may be seen in their bed-rooms, rubbing tallow candles on their noses. "February brings the rain," Milton or somebody else remarks. Inasmuch as, in this brutal climate of ours, every other month does the same, this statement does not worry us. The semi-melted bits of ice during this month afford the pickpockets most excellent opportunities of slipping and catching hold of obese old gentlemen's watch-chains, to save themselves from nasty falls. The instinct of self- Gentle Pisces, the demon cat thought, Your fate I plainly foresee. preservation is implanted in all animated For matutinal meal you've been bought; but you'll soon be nature. digested by me. |