"With fire and sword the country round And many a childing mother then But things like that, you know, must be "They say it was a shocking sight, For many a thousand bodies here Lay rotting in the sun. But things like that, you know, must be "Great praise the Duke of Marlbro' won, Said little Wilhelmine. "Nay, nay, my little girl," quoth he, "And everybody praised the duke, "But what good came of it at last?" "Why, that I cannot tell," said he; "But 'twas a famous victory." Robert Southey. THE THREE BLACK CROWS Two honest tradesmen meeting in the Strand, Where I came from The Three Black Crows Not to detain you from a thing so strange, I have it from good hands, and so may you." But, by the bye, 'twas two black crows-not three." Whip, to the third, the virtuoso went; "Where may I find him?" "Why, in such a place." "" 255 Black crows have been thrown up, three, two, and one; John Byrom. TO THE TERRESTRIAL GLOBE BY A MISERABLE WRETCH ROLL on, thou ball, roll on! What though I'm in a sorry case? Roll on, thou ball, roll on! Roll on! It's true I've got no shirts to wear; Never you mind! (It rolls on.) W. S. Gilbert. ETIQUETTE THE Ballyshannon foundered off the coast of Cariboo, allured: Oh, dry the starting tear, for they were heavily insured. Besides the captain and the mate, the owners and the crew, The passengers were also drowned excepting only two: Young Peter Gray, who tasted teas for Baker, Croop, and Co., And Somers, who from Eastern shores imported indigo. Etiquette These passengers, by reason of their clinging to a mast, 257 They hunted for their meals, as Alexander Selkirk used, But they couldn't chat together they had not been introduced. For Peter Gray, and Somers, too, though certainly in trade, On Peter's portion oysters grew-a delicacy rare, On Somer's side was turtle, on the shingle lying thick, Gray gnashed his teeth with envy as he saw a mighty store And Somers sighed in sorrow as he settled in the south, For the thought of Peter's oysters brought the water to his mouth. He longed to lay him down upon the shelly bed, and stuff: He had often eaten oysters, but had never had enough. How they wished an introduction to each other they had had When on board the Ballyshannon! And it drove them nearly mad To think how very friendly with each other they might get, If it wasn't for the arbitrary rule of etiquette! One day, when out a-hunting for the mus ridiculus, I wonder how the playmates of my youth are getting on, M'Connell, S. B. Walters, Paddy Byles, and Robinson?" These simple words made Peter as delighted as could be; Old chummies at the Charterhouse were Robinson and he. He walked straight up to Somers, then he turned extremely red, Hesitated, hummed and hawed a bit, then cleared his throat, and said: 66 I beg your pardon-pray forgive me if I seem too bold, But you have breathed a name I knew familiarly of old. You spoke aloud of Robinson-I happened to be by. You know him?" "Yes, extremely well." "Allow me, so do I." It was enough: they felt they could more pleasantly get on, They soon became like brothers from community of wrongs; They wrote each other little odes and sang each other songs; They told each other anecdotes disparaging their wives; On several occasions, too, they saved each other's lives. They felt quite melancholy when they parted for the night, They lived for many years on that inhospitable shore, more. At last, to their astonishment, on getting up one day, To Peter an idea occurred. "Suppose we cross the main? |