An hourly glass with him was play, He'd swallow that with phlegm; Judge what he'd M T in a day,
"X PD Herculem."
Of virtue none to sots, I trow, With F EK C prate; And 0 of N R G could now From A B M N 8.
Who on strong liquor badly dote, Soon poverty must know; Thus A B in a CD coat Was shortly forced to go.
From poverty D C T he caught, And cheated not A FU, For what he purchased paying 0, Or but an "I O U."
So lost did I 6 now A P R,
That said his wife, said she,
"F U act so, your fate quite clear Is for 1 2 4 C."
His inside soon was out and out
More fiery than K N;
And while his state was thereabout
A cough CVR came.
He IP KQ NA tried,
And linseed T and rue;
But 0 could save him, so he died
As every 1 must 2.
Poor wight! till black in' the face he raved, 'Twas P T S 2 C
His latest spirit "spirit" craved- His last words, “O D V."
I'll not SA to preach and prate,
But tell U if U do
Drink O D V at such R 8, Death will 4 stall U 2.
OU then who A Y Z have, Shun O D V as a wraith,
For 'tis a bonus to the grave,
An S A unto death.
A MAN of words and not of deeds, Is like a garden full of weeds; And when the weeds begin to grow, It's like a garden full of snow; And when the snow begins to fall, It's like a bird upon the wall; And when the bird away does fly, It's like an eagle in the sky; And when the sky begins to roar, It's like a lion at the door; And when the door begins to crack, It's like a stick across your back; And when your back begins to smart, It's like a penknife in your heart; And when your heart begins to bleed, You're dead, and dead, and dead indeed.
As wet as a fish-as dry as a bone; As live as a bird-as dead as a stone;
As plump as a partridge-as poor as a rat; As strong as a horse-as weak as a cat; As hard as a flint-as soft as a mole; As white as a lily-as black as a coal; As plain as a pike-staff-as rough as a bear; As light as a drum-as free as the air; As heavy as lead-as light as a feather; As steady as time-uncertain as weather; As hot as an oven-as cold as a frog; As gay as a lark—as sick as a dog;
As slow as the tortoise-as swift as the wind; As true as the Gospel-as false as mankind; As thin as a herring-as fat as a pig; As proud as a peacock-as blithe as a grig; As savage as tigers-as mild as a dove; As stiff as a poker-as limp as a glove; As blind as a bat-as deaf as a post; As cool as a cucumber-as warm as a toast; As flat as a flounder-as round as a ball; As blunt as a hammer-as sharp as an awl; As red as a ferret-as safe as the stocks; As bold as a thief-as sly as a fox; As straight as an arrow-as crook'd as a bow; As yellow as saffron-as black as a sloe; As brittle as glass-as tough as gristle; As neat as my nail-as clean as a whistle; As good as a feast-as bad as a witch; As light as is day-as dark as is pitch; As brisk as a bee-as dull as an ass; As full as a tick-as solid as brass.
No sun-no moon!
No morn-no noon
No dawn-no dusk-no proper time of day— No sky-no earthly view-
No distance looking blue
No road-no street-no "t'other side the way"- No end to any Row-
No indications where the Crescents go- No top to any steeple-
No recognitions of familiar people
No courtesies for showing 'em- No knowing 'em!
No travelling at all-no locomotion, No inkling of the way-no notion- "No go"-by land or ocean- No mail-no post-
No news from any foreign coast
No park-no ring-no afternoon gentility- No company-no nobility—
No warmth, no cheerfulness, no healthful ease, No comfortable feel in any member- No shade, no shine, no butterflies, no bees, No fruits, no flowers, no leaves, no birds,
YOUNG Ben he was a nice young man,
A carpenter by trade;
And he fell in love with Sally Brown,
That was a lady's maid.
But as they fetched a walk one day,
They met a press-gang crew;
And Sally she did faint away,
Whilst Ben he was brought to.
Faithless Sally Brown
The boatswain swore with wicked words,
Enough to shock a saint,
That though she did seem in a fit,
'Twas nothing but a feint.
"Come, girl," said he, "hold up your head,
He'll be as good as me;
For when your swain is in our boat,
A boatswain he will be."
So when they'd made their game of her, And taken off her elf,
She roused, and found she only was A coming to herself.
"And is he gone, and is he gone?" She cried, and wept outright: "Then I will to the water side, And see him out of sight."
A waterman came up to her,- "Now, young woman," said he, "If you weep on so, you will make Eye-water in the sea."
"Alas! they've taken my beau, Ben, To sail with old Benbow;" And her woe began to run afresh, As if she'd said, "Gee woe!"
Says he, "They've only taken him To the Tender-ship, you see;" "The Tender-ship," cried Sally Brown, "What a hard-ship that must be!
"O! would I were a mermaid now, For then I'd follow him;
But, O!-I'm not a fish-woman, And so I cannot swim.
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