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... knew where Moses was when Aaron put the candle out , And no one had discovered that a door could be a - jar ! But your modern hearers are In their tastes particular , And they sneer if you inform them that a door can be a jar ! In ...
... knew where Moses was when Aaron put the candle out , And no one had discovered that a door could be a - jar ! But your modern hearers are In their tastes particular , And they sneer if you inform them that a door can be a jar ! In ...
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... rose high once more , And they called to him to fetch a boat , for their craft was sinking fast , And a couple of hours at best they knew was all their boat would last . 66 Mona Lisa " 95 So he called to them 94 Banter.
... rose high once more , And they called to him to fetch a boat , for their craft was sinking fast , And a couple of hours at best they knew was all their boat would last . 66 Mona Lisa " 95 So he called to them 94 Banter.
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... knew what the promise meant , So he leaped in air with a horrid cry and into the sea he went , And the bubbles rose where he sank and sank and a groan choked in the throat Of the man who invented the backstairs waist and he sank with ...
... knew what the promise meant , So he leaped in air with a horrid cry and into the sea he went , And the bubbles rose where he sank and sank and a groan choked in the throat Of the man who invented the backstairs waist and he sank with ...
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... knew her , began to pursue her , In order to woo her - the wicked old Jew— And almost had caught her atop of the water- Great Jupiter's daughter ! -which never would do . As to the Weather 107 But Jove , the great 106 Banter.
... knew her , began to pursue her , In order to woo her - the wicked old Jew— And almost had caught her atop of the water- Great Jupiter's daughter ! -which never would do . As to the Weather 107 But Jove , the great 106 Banter.
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... knew which . One day ( to make the matter worse ) , Before our names were fix'd , As we were being wash'd by nurse We got completely mix'd ; And thus , you see , by Fate's decree , ( Or rather nurse's whim ) , My brother John got ...
... knew which . One day ( to make the matter worse ) , Before our names were fix'd , As we were being wash'd by nurse We got completely mix'd ; And thus , you see , by Fate's decree , ( Or rather nurse's whim ) , My brother John got ...
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Ahkond of Swat ain't Akhoond Arthur Guiterman BALLAD beautiful bird black crow blue Bouillabaisse Brown Charles Stuart Calverley cried dead dear drink Edward Lear face fair father fish Frederick Locker-Lampson Gelett Burgess girl give green grew hair hand head heard heart James Kenneth Stephen John King kiss knew lady laugh live look Lord maid maiden married Mary merry mind moon morning mother ne'er never night nose o'er Oliver Herford once play poor pray Purple Cow quoth rhyme rose round sigh sing smile song soul sure Swat sweet tail tears tell thee There's thing Thomas Hood thou thought took town turned Twas Unknown W. M. Thackeray W. S. Gilbert walk wife wind wine wonder words Yonghy-Bonghy-Bo young
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Page 898 - The time has come', the Walrus said, 'To talk of many things: Of shoes - and ships - and sealing wax Of cabbages - and kings And why the sea is boiling hot And whether pigs have wings.
Page 564 - JOHN GILPIN was a citizen Of credit and renown, A trainband captain eke was he Of famous London town. John Gilpin's spouse said to her dear, Though wedded we have been These twice ten tedious years, yet we No holiday have seen. To-morrow is our wedding day, And we will then repair Unto the Bell at Edmonton All in a chaise and pair. My sister, and my sister's child, Myself, and children three, Will fill the chaise ; so you must ride On horseback after we.
Page 382 - One touch to her hand, and one word in her ear, When they reached the hall door, and the charger stood near; So light to the croupe the fair lady he swung, So light to the saddle before her he sprung ! — "She is won ! we are gone, over bank, bush, and scaur ! They'll have fleet steeds that follow !
Page 564 - And we will then repair Unto the Bell at Edmonton All in a chaise and pair. My sister, and my sister's child, Myself, and children three, Will fill the chaise ; so you must ride On horseback after we. He soon replied, I do admire Of womankind but one, And you are she, my dearest dear, Therefore it shall be done. I am a linendraper bold, As all the world doth know, And my good friend the calender Will lend his horse to go.
Page 581 - ... em, Never an axe had seen their chips, And the wedges flew from between their lips, Their blunt ends frizzled like celery-tips; Step and prop-iron, bolt and screw, Spring, tire, axle, and linchpin too, Steel of the finest, bright and blue; Thoroughbrace bison-skin, thick and wide; Boot, top, dasher, from tough old hide Found in the pit when the tanner died. That was the way he "put her through.
Page 110 - GOD makes sech nights, all white an' still Fur 'z you can look or listen, Moonshine an' snow on field an' hill, All silence an' all glisten. Zekle crep' up quite unbeknown An' peeked in thru' the winder, An' there sot Huldy all alone, 'ith no one nigh to hender. A fireplace filled the room's one side With half a cord o' wood in — There warn't no stoves (tell comfort died) To bake ye to a puddin'.
Page 688 - Body of turkey, head of owl, Wings a-droop like a rained-on fowl, Feathered and ruffled in every part, Skipper Ireson stood in the cart. Scores of women, old and young, Strong of muscle, and glib of tongue, Pushed and pulled up the rocky lane, Shouting and singing the shrill refrain: "Here's Flud Oirson, fur his horrd horrt Torr'd an' futherr'd an' corr'd in a corrt By the women o...
Page 624 - O'er a' the ills o" life victorious ! But pleasures are like poppies spread, You seize the flow'r, its bloom is shed ; Or like the snow falls in the river, A moment white — then melts for ever; Or like the Borealis race, That flit ere you can point their place; Or like the rainbow's lovely form Evanishing amid the storm.
Page 485 - You are old, father William" the young man said, " And your hair has become very white; And yet you incessantly stand on your head — Do you think, at your age, it is right ? " "In my youth," father William replied to his son, " I feared it might injure the brain; But now that I'm perfectly sure I have none, Why, I do it again and again.
Page 869 - Twas brillig, and the slithy toves Did gyre and gimble in the wabe: All mimsy were the borogoves. And the mome raths outgrabe.