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... never really longed for gore , And any taste for red corpuscles That lingered with me left before The German troops had entered Brussels . In early days the Colonel's " " Shun ! " Froze me ; and as the war grew older The noise of some ...
... never really longed for gore , And any taste for red corpuscles That lingered with me left before The German troops had entered Brussels . In early days the Colonel's " " Shun ! " Froze me ; and as the war grew older The noise of some ...
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... never bird or insect , Veiled with spreading fronds and screened with tall club- mosses , Lycopodiacea , - " When beside thee walked the solemn Plesiosaurus , And all around thee crept the festive Ichthyosaurus , While from time to time ...
... never bird or insect , Veiled with spreading fronds and screened with tall club- mosses , Lycopodiacea , - " When beside thee walked the solemn Plesiosaurus , And all around thee crept the festive Ichthyosaurus , While from time to time ...
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... never left New York to stray in foreign parts ( Because he hasn't the price ) . And she has never left Paree and so , of course , you see There's not the slightest chance at all she'll marry Morris B. For love to get well started ...
... never left New York to stray in foreign parts ( Because he hasn't the price ) . And she has never left Paree and so , of course , you see There's not the slightest chance at all she'll marry Morris B. For love to get well started ...
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... never wind , Were put to sea in a leaky boat and with never a bite to eat But a couple of dozen of patent cans in which was their only meat . And they sailed and sailed o'er the ocean wide and never they had a taste Of aught to eat ...
... never wind , Were put to sea in a leaky boat and with never a bite to eat But a couple of dozen of patent cans in which was their only meat . And they sailed and sailed o'er the ocean wide and never they had a taste Of aught to eat ...
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... never saw a purple cow ! " " I never saw a purple cow ! Oh , hinder not my wild emprise Let me depart ! For even now Perhaps , before some yokel's eyes The purpling creature dashes by , Bending its noble , hornèd brow . They see its ...
... never saw a purple cow ! " " I never saw a purple cow ! Oh , hinder not my wild emprise Let me depart ! For even now Perhaps , before some yokel's eyes The purpling creature dashes by , Bending its noble , hornèd brow . They see its ...
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Ahkond of Swat ain't Akhoond Arthur Guiterman BALLAD beautiful bird black crow blue Bouillabaisse Brown Charles Stuart Calverley cried dead dear drink Edward Lear face fair father fish Frederick Locker-Lampson Gelett Burgess girl give green grew hair hand head heard heart James Kenneth Stephen John King kiss knew lady laugh live look Lord maid maiden married Mary merry mind moon morning mother ne'er never night nose o'er Oliver Herford once play poor pray Purple Cow quoth rhyme rose round sigh sing smile song soul sure Swat sweet tail tears tell thee There's thing Thomas Hood thou thought took town turned Twas Unknown W. M. Thackeray W. S. Gilbert walk wife wind wine wonder words Yonghy-Bonghy-Bo young
Popular passages
Page 898 - The time has come', the Walrus said, 'To talk of many things: Of shoes - and ships - and sealing wax Of cabbages - and kings And why the sea is boiling hot And whether pigs have wings.
Page 564 - JOHN GILPIN was a citizen Of credit and renown, A trainband captain eke was he Of famous London town. John Gilpin's spouse said to her dear, Though wedded we have been These twice ten tedious years, yet we No holiday have seen. To-morrow is our wedding day, And we will then repair Unto the Bell at Edmonton All in a chaise and pair. My sister, and my sister's child, Myself, and children three, Will fill the chaise ; so you must ride On horseback after we.
Page 382 - One touch to her hand, and one word in her ear, When they reached the hall door, and the charger stood near; So light to the croupe the fair lady he swung, So light to the saddle before her he sprung ! — "She is won ! we are gone, over bank, bush, and scaur ! They'll have fleet steeds that follow !
Page 564 - And we will then repair Unto the Bell at Edmonton All in a chaise and pair. My sister, and my sister's child, Myself, and children three, Will fill the chaise ; so you must ride On horseback after we. He soon replied, I do admire Of womankind but one, And you are she, my dearest dear, Therefore it shall be done. I am a linendraper bold, As all the world doth know, And my good friend the calender Will lend his horse to go.
Page 581 - ... em, Never an axe had seen their chips, And the wedges flew from between their lips, Their blunt ends frizzled like celery-tips; Step and prop-iron, bolt and screw, Spring, tire, axle, and linchpin too, Steel of the finest, bright and blue; Thoroughbrace bison-skin, thick and wide; Boot, top, dasher, from tough old hide Found in the pit when the tanner died. That was the way he "put her through.
Page 110 - GOD makes sech nights, all white an' still Fur 'z you can look or listen, Moonshine an' snow on field an' hill, All silence an' all glisten. Zekle crep' up quite unbeknown An' peeked in thru' the winder, An' there sot Huldy all alone, 'ith no one nigh to hender. A fireplace filled the room's one side With half a cord o' wood in — There warn't no stoves (tell comfort died) To bake ye to a puddin'.
Page 688 - Body of turkey, head of owl, Wings a-droop like a rained-on fowl, Feathered and ruffled in every part, Skipper Ireson stood in the cart. Scores of women, old and young, Strong of muscle, and glib of tongue, Pushed and pulled up the rocky lane, Shouting and singing the shrill refrain: "Here's Flud Oirson, fur his horrd horrt Torr'd an' futherr'd an' corr'd in a corrt By the women o...
Page 624 - O'er a' the ills o" life victorious ! But pleasures are like poppies spread, You seize the flow'r, its bloom is shed ; Or like the snow falls in the river, A moment white — then melts for ever; Or like the Borealis race, That flit ere you can point their place; Or like the rainbow's lovely form Evanishing amid the storm.
Page 485 - You are old, father William" the young man said, " And your hair has become very white; And yet you incessantly stand on your head — Do you think, at your age, it is right ? " "In my youth," father William replied to his son, " I feared it might injure the brain; But now that I'm perfectly sure I have none, Why, I do it again and again.
Page 869 - Twas brillig, and the slithy toves Did gyre and gimble in the wabe: All mimsy were the borogoves. And the mome raths outgrabe.