They died, aye! they died: and we things that are now Who make in their dwelling a transient abode, Yea! hope and despondency, pleasure and pain, And the smiles and the tears, the song and the dirge 'Tis the wink of an eye, 't is the draught of a breath, From the blossom of health to the paleness of death, From the gilded saloon to the bier and the shroud,— O, why should the spirit of mortal be proud? W. KNOX THE SMACK IN SCHOOL. A district school, not far away, But more on furtive mischief bent, The while the master's downward look Was fastened on a copy-book; When suddenly, behind his back, Rose sharp and clear a rousing smack! As 'twere a battery of bliss Let off in one tremendous kiss! "What's that?" the startled master cries; "That, thir," a little imp replies, "Wath William Willith, if you pleathe― The master thundered, "Hither, Will!" Will hung his head in fear and shame, With smile suppressed, and birch upraised, Be guilty of an act so rude! Before the whole set school to boot What evil genius put you to't?" But when Susanna shook her curls, I couldn't stand it, sir, at all, But up and kissed her on the spot! I know-boo-hoo-I ought to not, But, somehow, from her looks-boo-hoo I thought she kind o' wished me to!" WILLIAM PITT PALMER. HOME. [This delightful piece should be read in a tone expressive of mingled pride and delight, the eye beaming with pleasure, the voice full and melodious.] There is a land, of every land the pride, Beloved by Heaven o'er all the world beside; A land of beauty, virtue, valor, truth, Nor breathes the spirit of a purer air. In every clime the magnet of his soul, The heritage of nature's noblest race, Here woman reigns; the mother, daughter, wife, Where shall that land, that spot of earth be found? SAM SMITH'S SOLILOQUY ON MATRIMONY. CERTAINLY-matrimony is an invention of -. -. Well, no matter who invented it. I'm going to try it. Where's my blue coat with the bright brass buttons? The woman has yet to be born who can resist that; and my buff vest and neck-tie, too: may I be shot if I don't offer them both to the little Widow Pardiggle this very night. "Pardiggle!" Phoebus! what a name for such a rosebud. I'll re-christen her by the euphonious name of Smith. She'll have me, of course. She wants a husband,-I want a wife: there's one point already in which we perfectly agree. What the mischief ails this cravat? It must be the cold that makes my hand tremble so: there—that'll do; that's quite an inspiration. Brummel himself couldn't go beyond that. Now for the widow; bless her little round face! I'm immensely obliged to old Pardiggle for giving her a quit-claim. I'll make her as happy as a little robin. Do you think I'd bring a tear into her lovely blue eye? Do you think I'd sit, after tea, with my back to her, and my feet upon the mantel, staring up chimney for three hours together? Do you think I'd leave her little blessed side to dangle round oystersaloons and theatres? Do I look like a man to let a woman flatten her pretty little nose against the window-pane night after night, trying to see me reel up street? No! Mr. and Mrs. Adam were not more beautiful in their nuptial bower than I shall be with the Widow Pardiggle. Refused by a widow! Who ever heard of such a thing? Well, there's one comfort: nobody'll believe it. She is not so very pretty, after all: her eyes are too small, and her hands are rough and red-dy: -not so very ready either, confound the gipsy! What amazing pretty shoulders she has! Well, who cares? Ten to one, she'd have set up that wretch of a Pardiggle for my model. Who wants to be a Pardiggle 2d? I am glad she didn't have me. I mean, I'm glad I didn't have her! FANNY FERN. DRAFTED. [The opening verses should be recited in an agitated, broken voice-the voice changing to a firmer gentler tone toward the end-as a spirit of resignation fills the mother's heart.] My son! What! Drafted? My Harry! Why, man, 'tis a boy at his books. No taller, I'm sure, than your Annie-as delicate, too, in his looks, Why, it seems but a day since he helped me, girl-like, in my kitchen at tasks; He drafted! Great God, can it be that our President knows what he asks? He never could wrestle, this boy, though in spirit as brave as the best, Narrow-chested, a little, you notice, like him who has long been at rest. Too slender for over-much study-why, his master has made him to-day Go out with his ball on the common-and you have drafted a child at his play! "Not a patriot?" Fie! Did I whimper when Robert stood up with his gun, And the hero-bloɔd chafed in his forehead, the evening we heard of Bull Run? Pointing his finger at Harry, but turning his eyes to the wall, "There's a staff growing up for your age, mother," said Robert, "if I am to fall." 'Eighteen?" Oh I know! And yet narrowly; just a wee babe or. the day When his father got up from a sick-bed and cast his last ballot for Clay. Proud of his boy and his ticket, said he, "A new morsel of fame We'll lay on the candidate's altar,"-and christened the child with his name. Oh, what have I done, a weak woman, in what have I meddled with harm, (Troubling only my God for the sunshine and rain on my rough little farm) That my ploughshares are beaten to swords, and whetted before my eyes, That my tears must cleanse a foul nation, my lamb be a sacrifice? Oh, 'tis true there's a country to save, man, and 'tis true there is no appeal, But did God see my boy's name lying the uppermost one in the wheel? Five stalwart sons has my neighbor, and never the lot upon one; Are these things Fortune's caprices, or is it God's will that is done? Are the others too precious for resting where Robert is taking his rest, With the pictured face of young Annie lying over the rent in his breast? Too tender for parting with sweethearts? Too fair to be crippled or scarred? My boy! Thank God for these tears-I was growing so bitter and hard! |