All. Are you come, you old trot? Banks. You hot whore, must we fetch fire in your tail? you with 1 Coun. This thatch is as good as a jury to prove she is a witch. All. Out, witch! beat her, kick her, set fire on her. Saw. Shall I be murdered by a bed of serpents? Help, help! Enter Sir ARTHUR CLARINGTON, and a JUSTICE. All. Hang her, beat her, kill her! Just. How now? forbear this violence. Saw. A crew of villains, a knot of bloody hang men, Set to torment me, I know not why. Just. Alas, neighbour Banks, are you a ringleader in mischief? fie! to abuse an aged woman. Banks. Woman? a she-hell-cat, a witch! To prove her one, we no sooner set fire on the thatch of her house, but in she came running, as if the devil had sent her in a barrel of gunpowder; which trick as surely proves her a witch, as the pox in a snuffling nose is a sign a man is a whore master. Just. Come, come; firing her thatch? ridiculous! Take heed, sirs, what you do; unless your proofs Come better arm'd, instead of turning her Into a witch, you'll prove yourselves stark fools. All. Fools? Just. Arrant fools. Banks. Pray, master Justice what-do-you-call'em, hear me but in one thing. This grumbling devil owes me, I know, no good-will ever since I fell out with her. Saw. And brak'st my back with beating me. Banks. I'll break it worse. Saw. Wilt thou? Just. You must not threaten her, 'tis against law; Go on. Banks. So, sir, ever since, having a dun cow tied up in my back-side, let me go thither, or but cast mine eye at her, and if I should be hang'd, I cannot choose, though it be ten times in an hour, but run to the cow, and taking up her tail, kiss (saving your worship's reverence) my cow behind, that the whole town of Edmonton has been ready to bepiss themselves with laughing me to scorn. Just. And this is long of her? Banks. Who the devil else? for is any man such an ass to be such a baby, if he were not bewitch'd? Sir Ar. Nay, if she be a witch, and the harms she does end in such sports, she may scape burning. Just. Go, go; pray vex her not; she is a subject, And you must not be judges of the law, To strike her as you please. All. No, no, we'll find cudgel enough to strike her. Banks. Ay; no lips to kiss but my cow's![Exeunt BANKS and Countrymen. Saw. Rots and foul maladies eat up thee and thine! Just. Here's none now, mother Sawyer, but this gentleman, Myself, and you; let us, to some mild questions, And with a free confession, (we'll do our best Just. Be not so furious. Saw. I am none. None but base curs so bark at me; I am none. Had need turn witch. Sir Ar. And you to be revenged Saw. Keep thine own from him. By what commission can he send my soul Is he a landlord of my soul, to thrust it Just. Know whom you speak to. clothes, Men in gay Whose backs are laden with titles and honours, Are within far more crooked than I am, Sir Ar. You are a base hell-hound. And now, sir, let me tell you, far and near Saw. I defy thee. Sir Ar. Go, go; I can, if need be, bring an hundred voices, Saw. Ha, ha! Just. Do you laugh? why laugh you? The brave name this knight gives me, witch. Sir Ar. 'Pray, sir, give way; and let her tongue gallop on. Saw. A witch! who is not? Hold not that universal name in scorn then. Saw. No, but far worse. These, by enchantments, can whole lordships change To trunks of rich attire; turn ploughs and teams To Flanders mares and coaches; and huge trains Of servitors, to a French butterfly. Have you not city-witches, who can turn Their husbands' wares, whole standing shops of wares, To sumptuous tables, gardens of stolen sin; Just. Yes, yes; but the law Casts not an eye on these. Had wont to wait on age; Reverence once now an old woman, with years, if she be poor, Must be call'd bawd or witch. Such so abused, Are the coarse witches; t'other are the fine, Sir Ar. And so is thine. Saw. She, on whose tongue a whirlwind sits to blow A man out of himself, from his soft pillow, Sir Ar. But these men-witches Are not in trading with hell's merchandize, Children and cattle. |