booted.) Ah, Captain Gadsby ! 'Sorry to keep you waiting. 'Hope you haven't been bored.

talking to you?

'My little girl been

MISS T.-(Aside) I'm not sorry I spoke about the rheumatism. I'm not ! I'm NOT! I only wish I'd mentioned the corns too.

CAPT. G.-(Aside.) What a shame!

I wounder how old

she is. It never occurred to me before. (Aloud.) We've been discussing "Shakespeare and the musical glasses" in the veranda.

He knows that quotation.

MISS T.-(Aside.) Nice man! He isn't a Philistine with a mustache. (Aloud.) Good-by, Captain Gadsby. (Aside.) What a huge hand and what a squeeze! I don't suppose he meant it, but he has driven the rings into my fingers.

POOR DEAR MAMMA.-Has Vermilion come round yet? Oh, yes! Captain Gadsby, don't you think that the saddle is too far forward? (They pass into the front veranda.)

CAPT. G.-(Aside.) How the dickens should I know what she prefers? She told me that she doted on horses. (Aloud.)

I think it is.

MISS T.-(Coming out into front veranda.) Oh! Bad Buldoo! I must speak to him for this. He has taken up the curb two links, and Vermilion hates that. (Passes out and to horse's head.)

CAPT. G.-Let me do it!

Miss T.-No, Vermilion understands me.

Don't you, old

man? (Looses curb-chain skilfully, and pats horse on nose and throttle.) Poor Vermilion! Did they want to cut his chin off?

There!

CAPTAIN GADSBY watches the interlude with undisguised admiration.

POOR DEAR MAMMA.-(Tartly to MISS T.) You've forgotten your guest, I think, dear.

MISS T.-Good gracious! So I have! Good-by. (Retreats indoors hastily.)

POOR DEAR MAMMA.

(Bunching reins in fingers hampered

by too tight gauntlets.) Captain Gadsby !

CAPT. GADSBY stoops and makes the foot-rest. POOR DEAR MAMMA blunders, halts too long, and breaks through it.

CAPTAIN G.-(Aside.) Can't hold up eleven stone forever. It's all your rheumatism. (Aloud.) Can't imagine why I was so clumsy. (Aside.) Now Little Featherweight

would have gone up like a bird.

They ride out of the garden. The CAPTAIN falls back. CAPT. G.-(Aside.) How that habit catches her under the arms! Ugh!

POOR DEAR MAMMA.—(With the worn smile of sixteen seasons, the worse for exchange.) You're dull this afternoon, Captain Gadsby.

CAPT. G.-(Spurring up earily.) Why did you keep me waiting so long?

Et cætera, et cætera, et cætera.

(AN INTERVAL Of three weeks.)

GILDED YOUTH.-(Sitting on railings opposite Town Hall.) Hullo, Gaddy! 'Been trotting out the Gorgonzola? We all thought it was the Gorgan you're mashing.

CAPT. G.-(With withering emphasis.) You young cub! What the- -does it matter to you?

Proceeds to read GILDED YOUTH a lecture on discretion and deportment, which crumbles latter like a Chinese Lantern. Departs fuming.

(FURTHER INTERVAL OF FIVE WEEKS.)

SCENE. Exterior of New Library on a foggy evening. MISS THREEGAN and MISS DEERCOURT meet among the 'rickshaws. Miss T. is carrying a bundle of books under her left

arm.

MISS D.-(Level intonation.) Well?

MISS T.-(Ascending intonation.) Well?

MISS D. (Capturing her friend's left arm, taking away all the books, placing books in 'rickshaw, returning to arm, securing hand by the third finger and investigating.) Well! You bad girl! And you never told me.

MISS T.-(Demurely.) He-he-he only spoke yesterday afternoon.

MISS D.-Bless you, dear!

And I'm to be bridesmaid,

aren't I? You know you promised ever so long ago.

MISS T.-Of course. I'll tell you all about it to-morrow. (Gets into 'rickshaw.) Oh, Emma!

MISS D.-(With intense interest.) Yes, dear?

MISS T. (Piano.) It's quite true

egg.

MISS D.-What egg ?

. . about . . . the

MISS T.—(Pianissimo prestissimo.) The egg without the salt. (Forte.) Chalo ghar ko jaldi, jhampani !

CURTAIN.

THE WORLD WITHOUT.

CERTAIN people of importance."

SCENE.-Smoking-room of the Degchi Club.

Time 10.30 P.M.

of a stuffy night in the Rains. Four men dispersed in picturesque attitudes and easy-chairs. To these enter BLAYNE of the Irregular Moguls, in evening dress.

BLAYNE.-Phew! The Judge ought to be hanged in his own store-godown. Hi, khitmatgar! Poora whiskey-peg, to take the taste out of my mouth.

CURTISS.-(Royal Artillery.) That's it, is it? What the deuce made you dine at the Judge's? You know his bandobust.

BLAYNE. 'Thought it couldn't be worse than the Club; but I'll swear he buys alleged liquor and doctors it with gin and ink (looking round the room.) Is this all of you to-night?

DOONE. (P. W. D.) Anthony was called out at dinner. Mingle had a pain in his tummy.

CURTISS-Miggy dies of cholera once a week in the Rains, and gets drunk on chlorodyne in between. 'Good little chap, though. Any one at the Judge's, Blayne?

BLAYNE.-Cockley and his memsahib looking awfully white and fagged. 'Female girl-couldn't catch the name on her way to the Hills, under the Cockleys' charge—the Judge, and Markyn fresh from Simla-disgustingly fit.

CURTISS.-Good Lord, how truly magnificent! Was there enough ice? When I mangled garbage there I got one whole lump-nearly as big as a walnut. What had Markyn to say for himself?

BLAYNE. 'Seems that every one is having a fairly good time up there in spite of the rain. By Jove, that reminds me ! I know I hadn't come across just for the pleasure of your society. News! Great news! Markyn told me.

DOONE.-Who's dead now?

BLAYNE.-No one that I know of; but Gaddy's hooked at

last!

DROPPING CHORUS.-How much? The Devil! Markyn was pulling your leg. Not GADDY!

BLAYNE.—"Yea, verily, verily, verily! Verily, verily, I say unto thee." Theodore, the gift o' God! Our Phillup! It's been given out up above.

MACKESY.-(Barrister-at-Law.) Huh! Women will give out anything. What does accused say?

BLAYNE.-Markyn told me that he congratulated him warily -one hand held out, t'other ready to guard. Gaddy turned pink and said it was so.

CURTISS. Poor old Gaddy! They all do it. Who's she? Let's hear the details.

BLAYNE. She's a girl-daughter of a Colonel Somebody. DOONE.-Simla's stiff with Colonels' daughters. Be more

explicit.

BLAYNE.-Wait a shake. What was her name? Threesomething. Three

CURTISS.-Stars, perhaps. Gaddy knows that brand.
BLAYNE. Threegan-Minnie Threegan.

MACKESY.-Threegan! Isn't she a little bit of a girl with

red hair?

BLAYNE. 'Bout that—from what Markyn said.

MACKESY.-Then I've met her. She was at Lucknow last season. 'Owned a permanently juvenile Mamma, and danced damnably. I say, Jervoise, you knew the Threegans, didn't you?

JERVOISE. (Civilian of twenty-five years' service, waking