Some public principles he had,

But was no flatterer, nor fretter;

He rapped his box when things were bad,

And said "I cannot make them better!" And much he loathed the patriot's snort, And much he scorned the placeman's snuffle; And cut the fiercest quarrels short

With-"Patience, gentlemen-and shuffle!"

For full ten years his pointer Speed

Had couched beneath her master's table;
For twice ten years his old white steed
Had fattened in his master's stable;

Old Quince averred, upon his troth,
They were the ugliest beasts in Devon;
And none knew why he fed them both,

With his own hands, six days in seven.

Whene'er they heard his ring or knock, Quicker than thought, the village slatterns Flung down the novel, smoothed the frock, And took up Mrs. Glasse, and patterns;

Adine was studying baker's bills;

Louisa looked the queen of knitters;
Jane happened to be hemming frills;
And Bell, by chance, was making fritters.

But all was vain; and while decay

Came, like a tranquil moonlight, o'er him, And found him gouty still, and gay, With no fair nurse to bless or bore him,

His rugged smile and easy chair,

His dread of matrimonial lectures,

His wig, his stick, his powdered hair,

Were themes for very strange conjectures.

Some sages thought the stars above

Had crazed him with excess of knowledge; Some heard he had been crost in love

Before he came away from College;

Some darkly hinted that his Grace

Did nothing, great or small, without him;

Some whispered, with a solemn face,

That there was "something odd about him!"

I found him, at threescore and ten,

A single man, but bent quite double; Sickness was coming on him then

To take him from a world of trouble:
He prosed of slipping down the hill,
Discovered he grew older daily;

One frosty day he made his will,-
The next, he sent for Doctor Bailey.

And so he lived,—and so he died!-
When last I sat beside his pillow
He shook my hand, and "Ah!" he cried,
"Penelope must wear the willow.

Tell her I hugged her rosy chain

While life was flickering in the socket;

And say, that when I call again,

I'll bring a licence in my pocket.

""I've left my house and grounds to Fag,— I hope his master's shoes will suit him; And I've bequeathed to you my nag,

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The Vicar's wife will take old Fox,

She'll find him an uncommon mouser,

And let her husband have my

box,

My Bible, and my Assmanshauser.

"Whether I ought to die or not,

My Doctors cannot quite determine; It's only clear that I shall rot,

And be, like Priam, food for vermin. My debts are paid:-but Nature's debt Almost escaped my recollection: Tom!-we shall meet again;—and yet I cannot leave you my direction!"

EVERY-DAY CHARACTERS

III

THE BELLE OF THE BALL-ROOM

Il faut juger des femmes depuis la chaussure jusqu'à la coiffure exclusivement, à peu près comme on mesure le poisson entre queue et tête. -LA BRUYÈRE.

YEARS-years ago, ere yet my dreams
Had been of being wise or witty,-
Ere I had done with writing themes,
Or yawned o'er this infernal Chitty;—
Years-years ago,-while all my joy
Was in my fowling-piece and filly,-
In short, while I was yet a boy,

I fell in love with Laura Lily.

I saw her at the County Ball:

There, when the sounds of flute and fiddle

Gave signal sweet in that old hall

Of hands across and down the middle,

Hers was the subtlest spell by far

Of all that set young hearts romancing;