He wrote, too, in a quiet way, Small treatises, and smaller verses, And sage remarks on chalk and clay, Lines to a ringlet, or a turban, He did not think all mischief fair, Although he had a taste for smoking; It will not be improved by burning. And he was kind, and loved to sit In the low hut or garnished cottage, And praise the farmer's homely wit, And share the widow's homelier pottage: At his approach complaint grew mild; And when his hand unbarred the shutter, The clammy lips of fever smiled The welcome which they could not utter. He always had a tale for me Of Julius Cæsar, or of Venus; I used to singe his powdered wig, To steal the staff he put such trust in, And make the puppy dance a jig, When he began to quote Augustine. Alack the change! in vain I look For haunts in which my boyhood trifled, The level lawn, the trickling brook, The trees I climbed, the beds I rifled; The church is larger than before; It holds three hundred people more, And pews are fitted up for gentry. Sit in the Vicar's seat: you'll hear And construe on the slab before "Hic jacet GVLIElmvs Brown, Vir nulla non donandus lauru." you, EVERY-DAY CHARACTERS II QUINCE Fallentis semita vitæ. - HOR. NEAR a small village in the West, A tenement of brick and plaster, My good friend Quince was lord and master. Welcome was he in hut and hall To maids and matrons, peers and peasants; He won the sympathies of all By making puns, and making presents. Though all the parish were at strife, He kept his counsel, and his carriage, He laughed, and loved a quiet life, And shrank from Chancery suits—and mar riage. Sound was his claret-and his head; Warm was his double ale-and feelings; An upright man, who studied Greek, Asylums, hospitals and schools, He used to swear, were made to cozen; All who subscribed to them were fools, And he subscribed to half-a-dozen : It was his doctrine, that the poor Were always able, never willing; And so the beggar at his door Had first abuse, and then-a shilling. |