[hood The makers blush to own! Much-loved Cesario, [ample! Alb. And my name To be no more remember'd. Enter PROSPERO, Juliana, and BIANCA, in brave Apparel, Duke, What are these? Ces. Bianca? 'tis Bianca, still Bianca! But strangely alter'd. Bapt. If that thirteen years Of absence could raze from my memory Pros. Thou my Baptista. Bapt. I dare not ask, dear friend, If Juliana live; for that's a blessing I am unworthy of! but yet deny not To let me know the place she hath made happy, By having there her sepulchre. Pros. If your highness Please to vouchsafe a patient ear, We shall make a true relation of a story Duke. Speak; we hear you. Pros. Baptista's fortune in the Genoa court, A violent sickness, which call'd down compassion We journied, those throes, only known to women, Pros. Have patience!-She brought to the world Bapt. What monastery? as a pilgrim bare-foot, I'll search it out. Pros. Pray you interrupt me not. Made me a prisoner to the Turkish gallies, With my faithful Host I left her, and with him Both of her birth and greatness. Bapt. Oh, my blest one! Joy upon joy o'erwhelms me! Alb. I do begin to melt too; this strange story Works much upon me. Duke. Since it hath pleased Heaven Be not unthankful for the blessings shewn you, Host. The robbing me of all my plate and jewels; I mean, the attempting of it. Clown. Please your grace, I will now discover this varlet in earnest; this honest pestilent rogue professed the art of conjuring; but all the skill that ever he had in the black art, was in making a sea-coal fire; only with wearing strange shapes he begot admiration 'mongst fools and women. For. Wilt thou peach, thou varlet? Duke. Why does he goggle with his eyes, and stalk so? Clown. This is one of his magical raptures. For. I do vilify your censure! You demand, if I am guilty; whir-says my cloak, by a trick of legerdemain! Now I am not guilty; I am guarded with innocence, pure silver lace, I assure you. Clown. Thus have I read to you your virtues, which, notwithstanding, I would not have you proud of. For. Out, thou concealment of tallow, and counterfeit mummy! Duke. To the gallies with them both! Clown. The only sea-physic for a knave, is to be basted in a galley, with the oil of a bull's pizzle. For. And will not you make a sour face at the same sauce, sirrah? I hope to find thee so lean in one fortnight, thou mayst be drawn by the ears through the hoop of a firkin. Duke. Divide them, and away with them to the SCENE I.-An Apartment in the Palace. Enter DORIALUS, AGENOR, and NISUS. Agenor. Trust me, my lord Dorialus, I had missed of this, if you had not called me; I thought the princess's birth-day had been to-morrow. Nisus. Why, did your lordship sleep out the day? Dor. I marvel what the duke meant to make such an idle vow. Nisus. Idle? why? Dor. Is't not idle, to swear to grant his daughter anything she shall ask on her birth-day? she may ask an impossible thing; and I pray Heaven she do not ask an unfit thing, at one time or other: 'Tis dangerous trusting a man's vow upon the discretion of his daughter. Age. I wonder most at the marquis her brother, who is always vehemently forward to have her desires granted. Dor. He's acquainted with 'em before. Age. She's doubtless very chaste and virtuous. Dor. So is Leucippus her brother. Nisus. She's twenty years old; I wonder she ask not a husband. Dor. That were a folly in her, having refused all the great princes in one part of the world; she'll die a maid. Age. She may ask but once, may she? Nisus. A hundred times this day, if she will : And, indeed, every day is such a day; for though the duke has vowed it only on this day, he keeps it every day; he can deny her nothing. Cornets. Enter HIDASPES, LEUCIPPUS, LEONTIUS, TIMANTUS, and TELAMON. Leon. Come, fair Hidaspes! thou art duchess to-day. Art thou prepared to ask? thou know'st my oath After my death, when by the help of Heaven Leuc. Mighty sir, I do not wish to know that fatal hour, Leon. Are you prepared? then speak. I am prepared, nor shall my will exceed Thou only comfort of my feeble age, [self Hating an idle life far worse than death, Of any vice that takes part with his blood) Which drink invented; and the winged boy And these loose naked statues through the land, Is not free from 'em. This is my request, May be pluck'd down and burnt, and every man Leon. But be advised, My fairest daughter! If he be a god, Leuc. There is no such power; Leon. This makes our youth unchaste: I am resolved. Nephew Ismenus, break the statues down Be drawn, and hastily sent through the land, Ism. Sir, I'll break down none [Exit ISMENUS. Leon. But go and meditate on other suits : Some six days hence I'll give thee audience again, And, by a new oath, bind myself to keep it. Ask largely for thyself: Dearer than life, I will deny thee nothing! Leuc. 'Twas well done, sister. [Exeunt all but DORIALUS, AGENOR, and NISUS. Nisus. How like you this request, my lord? Dor. I know not yet, I am so full of wonder! We shall be gods ourselves shortly, An we pull 'em out of Heaven of this fashion. Age. We shall have wenches now when we can An we transgress thus. [catch 'em, Nisus. An we abuse the gods once, 'tis a justice We should be held at hard meat. For my part, I'll e'en make ready for mine own affection; I know the god incensed must send a hardness Through all good women's hearts, and then we have brought Our eggs and muscadine to a fair market: 'Would I had given an hundred pound for a toleration, That I might but use my conscience in mine own house! Dor. The duke, he's old and past it; he would never Have brought such a plague upon the land else; We have deserved it, we have lived so wickedly, As we needed 'em; yet we, like beasts, Still cried," Poor men can number their whores, give us Abundance!" we had it, and this curse withal. Age. By'r lady, we are like to have a long Lent on't; Flesh shall be flesh now! Gentlemen, I had rather Have anger'd all the gods than that blind gunner. I remember, once the people did but slight him In a sacrifice, and what follow'd: Women kept Their houses, grew good huswives, honest forsooth! Was not that fine? wore their own faces, nay, They [let us] wear gay clothes without surveying; And, which was most lamentable, they loved their husbands. Nisus. I do remember it to my grief, Young maids were as cold as cucumbers, And much of that complexion; bawds were aboAnd (to which misery it must come again) [lish'd; There were no cuckolds. Well, we had need to pray To keep these devils from us; the times grow There he goes! Lord! [mischievous! "Enter one with an Image, and passes over the Stage. This is a sacrilege I have not heard of! 'Would I were gelt, that I might not feel what follows. Age. And I too. few years, You shall see, within these A fine confusion in the country; mark it! Nisus. This comes of fulness, A sin too frequent with us; I believe now Dor. 'Would I were married! somewhat has some favour; The race of gentry will quite run out, now Age. Well, let come what will come, I am but And as the plague falls, I will shape myself: [one, If women will be honest, I'll be sound. If the god be not too unmerciful, Nisus. This ill wind yet may blow the city good, And let them (if they can) get their own children, They have hung long enough in doubt: But, how Enter Priest of Cupid, with four young Men and Maids. To great Cupid! in whose name, I his priest begin the same. Young men, take your loves and kiss; SONG. Lovers, rejoice! your pains shall be rewarded, No more shall virgins sigh, and say " We dare not, Lovers, rejoice! what you shall say henceforth, [A measure. Enter NILO, and other Gentlemen. Nilo. No more of this! here break your rites for ever; The duke commands it so. Priest, do not stare! I must deface your temple, though unwilling, And your god Cupid here must make a scarecrow, For anything I know, or, at the best, Adorn a chimney-piece. Priest. Oh, sacrilege unheard-of! Take down their images, and away with 'em!— now Is given to men; prayers above their hearing Now shook off? and condemn'd by such, whose SCENE III.—A Room in the Palace. Enter HIDASPES and CLEOPHILA. Hid. Cleophila, what was he that went hence? You would preserve in private; but you want Cleo. That went hence now? Cleo. 'Faith, here was no such one as your grace thinks; Zoilus, your brother's dwarf, went out but now. Hid. I think 'twas he: How bravely he pass'd Is he not grown a goodly gentleman? [by! Cleo. A goodly gentleman, madam? He is The most deformed fellow in the land. |