MISCHIEF MAKERS. Oh, could there in this world be found How doubly blest that place would be, Of gossips' endless prattling. If such a spot were really known, There, like a queen, might reign and live, 'Tis mischief-makers that remove What gives another pleasure. They seem to take one's part, but when They've heard our cares, unkindly then They soon retail them all again, Mixed with their poisonous measure. Oh, that the mischief-making crew That every one might know them! Then would our villagers forget With things so much below them. For 'tis a sad, degrading part, To make another's bosom smart, We ought to love and cherish. While friendship, joy, and peace abound, THE LAST MILE-STONES. PEARL RIVERS Sixty years through shine and shadow,- You and I have walked together We have borne the heat and burden, Leave the uplands for our children, "Tis a dreary country, darling, No more hills to climb, true friend; We have had our time of gladness; "Lovely women are our daughters, We have had our time of sorrow, Then darling Willie, too, grew weary, Are you looking backward, mother, Cheer thee! cheer thee! faithful-hearted! Just a little way before Lies the great Eternal City Of the King that we adore. I can see the shining spires; And the King,—the King, my dear! Ah! the snow falls fast and heavy; Let me wrap your mantle closer, And my arm around you fold. We have reached the gates, my darling, DEAF AS A POST. In the procession that followed good Deacon Jones to the grave, last summer, Rev. Mr. Sampler, the new clergyman of Easttown, found himself in the same carriage with an elderly man whom he had never met be fore. They rode in grave silence for a few moments, when the clergyman endeavored to improve the occasion by serious conversation. "This is a solemn duty in which we are engaged, my friend,” he said. 'Hey? what do you say, sir?" the old man returned. "Can't you speak louder? I'm hard of hearin'." "I was remarking," shouted the clergyman, "that this is a solemn road we are traveling to-day." 66 Sandy road! You don't call this 'ere sandy, do ye? Guess you ain't been down to the south deestric. There's a stretch of road on the old pike that beats all I ever see for hard travelin'. Only a week before Deacon Jones was tuk sick, I met him drivin' his ox-team along there, and the sand was very nigh up to the hubs of the wheels. The deacon used to get dretful riled 'bout that piece of road, and Easttown does go ahead of all creation for sand." The young clergyman looked blank at the unexpected turn given to his remark; but quickly recovering himself and raising his voice to its highest pitch, he resumed the conversation. "Our friend has done with all the discomforts of earth," he said, solemnly. "A small spot of ground will soon cover his poor senseless clay." "Did you say clay, sir?" cried the old man, eagerly. "Tain't nigh so good to cover sand with as medder loam. Sez I to Mr. Brewer, last town-meetin' day, 'If you'd cart on a few dozen loads, there's acres of it on the river bank,' sez I, 'you'd make as pretty a piece of road as there is in Har'ford county.' But we are slow folks in Easttown, sir." It was perhaps fortunate for the clergyman at that moment that the smell of new made hay from a neighboring field suggested a fresh train of thought. "Look," said he, with a graceful wave of the hand, "what an emblem of the brevity of human life! As the grass of the field, so man flourisheth, and to-morrow he is cut down." "I don't calculate to cut mine till next week," said his companion. "You mus'n't cut grass too 'arly; and then again, you mus❜n't cut it too late." "My friend," shrieked the clergyman, in a last desperate attempt to make himself understood, "this is no place for vain conversation. We are approaching the narrow house appointed for all the living." They were entering the graveyard, but the old man stretched his neck from the carriage window in the opposite direction. "Do you mean Squire Hubbard's over yonder? "Tis rather narrer. They build all them new-fangled houses that way now-a-days. To my mind they ain't nigh so handsome nor so handy as the old-fashioned square ones with a broad entry runnin' clear through to the back door. Well, this is the getting-out place, ain't it? Much obleeged to ye, parson, for your entertaining remarks.” THE LAST MAN.-THOMAS CAMPBELL. All worldly shapes shall melt in gloom, Before this mortal shall assume Its immortality! I saw a vision in my sleep, That gave my spirit strength to sweep I saw the last of human mold The Sun's eye had a sickly glare, Some had expired in fight,-the brands In plague and famine some. |