TALES OUT OF SCHOOL. A DROPPED LETTER FROM A LADY. YOUR godson, my sweet Lady Bridget, But really, I'm all in a fidget Till the dear boy is taken away; For I feel an alarm which, I'm certain, A mother to you may confess, When the newspaper draws up the curtain, You know I was half broken-hearted When the poor fellow whispered "Good-by!" As soon as the carriage had started, I sat down in comfort to cry. The planter in sultry Barbadoes Severely men smart for their errors, Than these, in the Windsor Express. I fancied the Doctor at College Had dipped, now and then, into books; But, bless me! I find that his knowledge Is just like my coachman's or cook's: He's a dunce-I have heard it with sorrow;'Twould puzzle him sadly, I guess, To put into English to-inorrow A page of the Windsor Express. All preachers of course should be preaching All tutors of course should be teaching Mrs. Martha, who nursed little Willy, My Juliet runs up to her mother, And cries, with a mournful caress, "Oh where have you sent my poor brother? Look, look at the Windsor Express!" Ring, darling, and order the carriage; Who has been quite a fool since our marriage,I'll take him directly away. For of all their atrocious ill-treating, The end it is easy to guess;— Some day they'll be killing and eating (Oct. 27, 1832.) PALINODIA. "Nec meus hic sermo est, sed quem præcepit." Horace. THERE was a time when I could feel All passion's hopes and fears, And though I'm hardly twenty-four, VOL. II.-14 Lady, the mist is on my sight, My day is night, my bloom is blight, I never talk about the clouds, I never wander forth alone Upon the mountain's brow; I weighed last winter sixteen stone-- I never wish to raise a veil, I never tell a tender tale, I never tell a lie; I cannot kneel as once I did, I've quite forgot my bow, I never do as I am bid I'm not a lover now. I make strange blunders every day, If I would be gallant Take smiles for wrinkles, black for gray, And nieces for their aunt; I fly from folly, though it flows From lips of loveliest glow; I don't object to length of nose I'm not a lover now! I find my Ovid very dry, Tom Moore for Mr. Mill. And belles may read, and beaux may write- I burnt my album, Sunday night; I don't encourage idle dreams Just foaming from the cow; When Laura sings young hearts away, When Leonora goes to play, I sometimes go to sleep; When Mary draws her white gloves out, Too hot to kick one's heels about!— I'm not a lover now! |