And JIMMY went down with his JANE that day, And JOHN by the collar or nape Seized everybody who came in his way (And I had a narrow escape). He noticed his EMILY JANE with JIM, And envied the well-made elf; And people remarked that he muttered "Oh, dim!” (I often say "dim!" myself). JOHN dogged them all day, without asking their leaves; For his sergeant he told, aside, That JIMMY and JANE were notorious thieves (And I think he was justified). But JAMES wouldn't dream of abstracting a fork, At stealing so much as a bottle or cork But, ah! there's another more serious crime! They wickedly strayed upon The course, at a critical moment of time (I pointed them out to JOHN). The constable fell on the pair in a crack- Let JENNY cross over, but sent JIMMY back Stern JOHNNY their agony loud derides With a very triumphant sneer— They weep and they wail from the opposite sides (And I shed a silent tear). And JENNY is crying away like mad, And JOHNNY is looking uncommonly glad But JIMMY he ventured on crossing again The scenes of our Isthmian Games JOHN caught him, and collared him, giving him pain. (I felt very much for JAMES). JOHN led him away with a victor's hand, And JIMMY was shortly seen In the station-house under the grand Grand Stand (As many a time I've been). And JIMMY, bad boy, was imprisoned for life, Though EMILY pleaded hard; And JOHNNY had EMILY JANE to wife (And I am a doggerel bard). Bal THE PERILS OF INVISIBILITY. LD PETER led a wretched life OLD Old PETER had a furious wife Old PETER too was truly stout, He measured several yards about. The little fairy PICKLEKIN One summer afternoon looked in, "I have three gifts the first will give "O little fairy PICKLEKIN," Old PETER answered with a grin, "To hesitate would be absurd,Undoubtedly I choose the third.” ""Tis yours," the fairy said; "be quite Invisible to mortal sight Whene'er you please. Remember me Most kindly, pray, to MRS. P." Old MRS. PETER Overheard Wee PICKLEKIN'S concluding word, And, jealous of her girlhood's choice, Said, "That was some young woman's voice!" Old PETER let her scold and swear- A well-bred fairy (so I've heard) For when conferred the fairy slim She popped away on fairy wings, So there remained a coat of blue, |