Old MRS. PETER soon began Old PETER Woke next day and dressed, Put on his coat, and shoes, and vest, His shirt and stock; but could not find His only pair of never mind! Old PETER was a decent man, And though he twigged his lady's plan, Yet, hearing her approaching, he Resumed invisibility. "Dear MRS. P., my only joy," But no; the cross old lady swore She'd keep his-what I said beforeTo make him publicly absurd; And MRS. PETER kept her word. The poor old fellow had no rest; The rest, invisibility! "Now, madam, give them up, I beg- "For though some mirth it might afford But no; resolved to have her quiz, But here's the worst of the affair- So he resolved at once to train, And walked and walked with all his main; For years he paced this mortal earth, To bring himself to decent girth. At night, when all around is still, Old PETER walks through wind and rain, THE MYSTIC SELVAGEE. PERHAPS APS already you may know A Captain in the Navy, he A Baronet and K.C.B. You do? I thought so! It was that Captain's favourite whim Who ever wielded capstan-bar. He had been taught so. "BENBOW! CORNWALLIS! HOOD!-Belay ! Compared with RODNEY" he would say "No other tar is worth a rap! The great LORD RODNEY was the chap The French to polish! "Though, mind you, I respect LORD HOOD; CORNWALLIS, too, was rather good; BENBOW Could enemies repel, LORD NELSON, too, was pretty well That is, tol-lol-ish!" SIR BLENNERHASSET spent his days In learning RODNEY'S little ways, His mode of talking to his crew His port and paces. An ancient tar he tried to catch Who'd served in RODNEY'S famous batch; And RODNEY's tars are mostly dead: Eheu fugaces! But after searching near and far, At last he found an ancient tar Who served with RODNEY and his crew Against the French in 'Eighty-two, (That gained the peerage). He gave him fifty pounds a year, Rigged up in what, by merchantmen, Is called the steerage. "Now, JASPER -'t was that sailor's name "Don't fear that you'll incur my blame By saying, when it seems to you, That there is anything I do That RODNEY wouldn't." |