They went, those minions true, To Assesmilk-cum-Worter, And told their errand to The REVEREND HOPLEY PORTER. "What?" said that reverend gent, "Dance through my hours of leisure? Smoke?-bathe myself with scent ?Play croquêt? Oh, with pleasure! Wear all my hair in curl? Stand at my door and wink-so At every passing girl? My brothers, I should think so! "For years I've longed for some Excuse for this revulsion: Now that excuse has come I do it on compulsion!!!' He smoked and winked away— This REVEREND HOPLEY PORTERThe deuce there was to pay At Assesmilk-cum-Worter. And HOOPER holds his ground, ON With an unromantic style, With borrowed colour and curl, With fixed mechanical smile, With ungrammatical lips, Hung from the "flies" in air, I hear you asking, Why- No airy fairy she, As she hangs in arsenic green For fays don't suffer, I'm told, And stately dames that bring And her painted, tainted phiz: Ah, matron, which of us is? (And, in sooth, it oft occurs That while these matrons sigh, |