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N O V E L T Y.
Heedless of sleep, or midnight's harmful damp,
T was some time in the summer of that year in which Dendermond was taken by the Allies,—which was about seven years before my father came into the country,--and about as many, after the time, that my uncle Toby and Trim had privately decamped from my father's house in town, in order to lay some of the finest fieges to some of the finest forti. fied cities in Europe when my uncle Tobý was one evening getting his fupper, with Trim fitting behind him at a small sideboard. The landlord of a little inn in the village came into the parlour with an empty phial in his hand to beg a glass or two of fack; 'Tis for a poor gentleman, I think, of the army, said the landlord, who has been taken ill at my house four days ago, and has never held up his head fince, or had a desire to taste any thing, till just now, that he
has a fancy for a glass of fack and a thin toast, I think, says he, taking his hand from his forehead, it would comfort
-If I could neither beg, borrow, or buy such a thing, added the landlord, I would almost steal it for the poor gentleman, he is so ill hope in God he will still mend, continued he --We are all of us concerned for him.
Thou art a good-natured soul, I will answer for thee, cried my uncle Toby; and thou shalt drink the poor gen. tleman's healçh in a glass of sack thyself, and take a couple of bottles, with my fervice, and tell him he is heartily welcome to them, and to a dozen more, if they will do him good.
Though I am persuaded, said my uncle Toby, as the landlord shut the door, he is a very compassionate fellowTrim,--yet I cannot help entertaining a high opinion of his guest too; there must be something more than common in him, that in so short a time should win so much upon the affections of his host:-And of his whole family, added the corporal, for they are all concerned for him.-Step after him, said my uncle Toby-do Trim, and ask if he knows his name:
I HAVE quite forgot it, truly said the landlord, coming back into the parlour with the corporal,---but I can älk his son again :-Has he a fon with him chen: said my uncle Toby - A boy, replied the landlord, of about eleven or twelve years of age ;--but the poor creature hastafted almost as little as his father; he does nothing but mourn and lament: for him night and day :-He has not stirred from the bed-side thefe two days.
My uncle Toby laid down his knife and fork, and thruft bis plate from before him, as the landlord gave him the ac
count; and Trim, without being ordered, took away without saying one word, and in a few minutes after brought him his pipe and tobacco.
Stay in the room a little, said my uncle Toby. TRIM!faid my uncle Toby, after he lighted his pipe and smoked about a dozen whiffs. Trim came in front of his master and made his bow ; -my uncle Toby smoked on, and said no more.- Corporal! said my uncle Toby.
the corporal made his bow --My uncle Toby pro- ceeded no farther, but finifhed his pipe.
TRIM ! faid my uncle' Toby, I have a project in my head, as it is a bad night, of-wrapping myself up warm in -my roquelaure, and paying a visit to this poor geatleman.
Your honour's roquelaure, replied the corporal, has not once been had ong-fince the night before your honour received your wound, when we mounced guard in the trenches before the gate of St. Nicholas ;---and-befides it is so cold and rainy a night, that what with the roquelaure, and what with the weather, 'twill be enough to give your honour your death, and bring on your honour's torment in your groin. I fear fo, replied my uncle Toby: bat I am -mot at rest in my mind, Trim, since the account the landlord has given me. I wish I had not known fo much of this affair--added my uncle Toby,~or that I had known môre of it:How shall we manage it! Leave it, an't please your honour, to me, quoth the corporal;-I'll take my hat and stick, and go to the house and reconnoitre, and act accordingly; and I will bring your honour a full account in an hour. Thou İhalt go, Trim, said
uncle Toby, and here's a shilling for thee to drink with his fervant.--I fall get it all out of him, said the corporal, fhutting the door,