I cannot boast that I enjoy I'm growing far too old a boy To laugh or cry at will. But I can cast a critic's eye On mimic kings and queens, And nothing ever makes me sigh To get behind the scenes. Ah! shallow boastings—false regrets ! The world is but a stage Where Man, poor player, struts and frets From infancy to age; And then leaps blindly, in a breath, The space that intervenes Between our stage-career and Death, Who lurks behind the scenes! "WITH MUSICAL SOCIETY." LOOK'D for lodgings, long ago, Away from London's fogs and fusses; A rustic Paradise, you know, Within a walk of trains or 'busses. I made my choice, and settled down And very near a railway-station. Within my pastoral retreat No creditor, no care intruded; My happiness was quite complete (The "comforts of a home" included). I found the landlord most polite, His wife, if possible, politer ;Their two accomplish'd daughters quite Electrified the present writer. A nicer girl than Fanny Lisle If music be the food of Love, That was the house for Cupid's diet; Those two melodious girls, by Jove, Were never for an instant quiet. I own that Fanny's voice was sweet, I own Maria's touch was pearly; But music's not at all a treat For those who get it late and early. 66 WITH MUSICAL SOCIETY." The charms that soothe a savage breast Of putting folks who have the best I positively swore with rage And stamp'd and scowl'd like any bandit. I paid my rent on quarter-day ; To other lodgings down in Surrey. I'm fairly warn’d—and not in vain ; For one resolve that I have made is Not to be domiciled again 21 THINGS THAT MIGHT HAVE BEEN. IN the twilight of November's Afternoons I like to sit, Finding fancies in the embers Long before my lamp is lit ; Of the things that might have been. Cradles, wedding-rings, and hatchments Early loves and late attachments Blaze a second-and expire. With a moderate persistence One may soon contrive to glean Matters for a mock existence From the things that might have been. |