"He labors more than you At worsted work, and frames it; In old maids' albums, too, Sticks seaweed - yes, and names it!" The tempter said his say, Which pierced him like a needleHe summoned straight away His sexton and his beadle. (These men were men who could Hold liberal opinions : On Sundays they were good On week-days they were minions.) "To HOPLEY PORTER go Your fare I will afford you Deal him a deadly blow And blessings shall reward you. "But stay I do not like Undue assassination, And so before you strike, Make this communication: "I'll give him this one chance They went, those minions true, And told their errand to The REVEREND HOPLEY PORter. "What?" said that reverend gent, "Dance through my hours of leisure ? Smoke?- bathe myself with scent? Play croquet? Oh, with pleasure! "Wear all my hair in curl? Stand at my door and wink SO:At every passing girl? My brothers, I should think so! "For years I've longed for some Now that excuse has come The deuce there was to pay And HOOPER holds his ground, ONLY A DANCING GIRL NLY a dancing girl, ON With an unromantic style, Hung from the "flies" in air, She 's as little a fairy there I hear you asking, Why- No airy fairy she, As she hangs in arsenic green, From a highly impossible tree, In a highly impossible scene (Herself not over clean). For fays don't suffer, I'm told, From bunions, coughs, or cold. And stately dames that bring No better than she should be. Ah, matron, which of us is? (And, in sooth, it oft occurs That while these matrons sigh, But change her gold and green And see her upon the scene Of her home, when coaxing down In his squalid cheerless den: She's a fairy truly, then! GENERAL JOHN HE bravest names for fire and flames, ΤΗ Were GENERAL JOHN and PRIVATE JAMES, Of the Sixty-seventy-first. A sneer would play on his martial phiz, "Pish!" was a favorite word of his, FULL-PRIVATE JAMES described might be No characteristic trait had he |