PETER THE WAG p OLICEMAN PETER FORTH I drag He was a merry, genial wag, Who loved a mad conceit. If ever you, by word of mouth, The way to somewhere in the South, along He loved to stop and play; He loved to send old ladies wrong, And teach their feet to stray. He would in frolic moments, when Take Bishops up as betting men Then all the worthy boys he knew And always collared people who He was not naturally bad, The Men of London grimly scowled The Men of London gruffly growled, But PETER calmly smiled. Against this minion of this Crown Still, Retribution has her day, And in the tangle of his task Got more and more involved. The Men of London, overjoyed, And flocking crowds completely cloyed The news, on telegraphic wires, For weeks he trod his self-made beats Frith- Dean And into Poland-streets Golden-square. But all, alas, in vain, for when He tried to learn the way Of little boys or grown-up men, Their eyes would flash their teeth would grind Their lips would tightly curl They'd say, "Thy way thyself must find, And, similarly, also, when He tried a foreign friend; Italians answered, "Il balen The French, "No comprehend." To wander thus for many a year That Crusher never ceased The Men of London dropped a tear, At length exploring gangs were sent And when at length they solved the doubt, |