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Will its bonnets be lower, or higher?
Will its morals be better, or worse?

Will it find me grown thinner, or fatter,
Or fonder of wrong or of right,

Or married, or buried?—no matter,
Good-night to the Season l—Good-night!

(AUGUST, 1827.)

ARRIVALS AT A WATERING-PLACE.

I PLAY a spade:—such strange new faces
Are flocking in from near and far;
Such frights—Miss Dobbs holds all the aces,
One can’t imagine who they are
The lodgings at enormous prices,
New Donkeys, and another fly;
And Madame Bonbon out of ices,
Although we’re scarcely in July:
We're quite as sociable as any,
But one old horse can hardly crawl;
And really, where there are so many,
We can’t tell where we ought to call.

Pray, who has seen the odd old fellow
Who took the Doctor's house last week?—

A pretty chariot, -livery yellow—
Almost as yellow as his cheek:
A widower, sixty-five, and surly—
And stiffer than a poplar-tree;
Drinks rum and water, gets up early
To dip his carcass in the sea;
He's always in a monstrous hurry,
And always talking of Bengal;
They say his cook makes noble curry;--
I think, Louisa, we should call.

And so Miss Jones, the Mantua-maker,
Has let her cottage on the hill!—
The drollest man, a sugar-baker,
Last year imported from the till;
Prates of his “orses” and his “oney,”
Is quite in love with fields and farms;
A horrid Vandal,—but his money
Will buy a glorious coat-of-arms;
Old Clyster makes him take the waters;
Some say he means to give a ball;
And, after all, with thirteen daughters,
I think, Sir Thomas, you might call.

That poor young man!—I’m sure and certain
Despair is making up his shroud;
He walks all night beneath the curtain
T* the dim sky and murky cloud :
..'s landscapes, throws such mournful glances !

Writes verses, has such splendid eyes;– An ugly name, but Laura fancies He's some great person in disguise!— And since his dress is all the fashion, And since he's very dark and tall, I think that, out of pure compassion, I'll get papa to go and call.

So Lord St. Ives is occupying
The whole of Mr. Ford’s Hotel;
Last Saturday his man was trying
A little nag I want to sell.
He brought a lady in the carriage;
Blue eyes, eighteen, or thereabouts;–
Of course, you know, we hope it's marriage
But yet the femme de chambre doubts.
She looked so pensive when we met her ;
Poor thing ! and such a charming shawl l—
Well 1 till we understand it better,
It's quite impossible to call.

Old Mr. Fund, the London banker,
Arrived to-day at Premium Court :
I would not, for the world, cast anchor
In such a horrid, dangerous port ;
Such dust and rubbish, lath and plaster
(Contractors play the meanest tricks)—
The roof’s as crazy as its master,
And he was born in fifty-six:

Stairs creaking, cracks in every landing,
The colonnade is sure to fall;

We shan’t find post or pillar standing,
Unless we make great haste to call.

Who was that sweetest of sweet creatures,
Last Sunday, in the Rector's seat 3
The finest shape, the loveliest features,-
I never saw such tiny feet.
My brother (this is quite between us),
Poor Arthur, 'twas a sad affair!
Love at first sight, she's quite a Venus,
But then she's poorer far than fair :
And so my father and my mother
Agreed it would not do at all;
And so, I’m sorry for my brother l—-
It's settled that we’re not to call.

And there's an Author, full of knowledge;
And there's a Captain on half pay ;
And there's a Baronet from College,
Who keeps a boy, and rides a bay ;
And sweet Sir Marcus, from the Shannon,
Fine specimen of brogue and bone;
And Doctor Calipee, the Canon,
Who weighs, I fancy, twenty stone;
A maiden lady is adorning
The faded front of Lily Hall;-
Upon my word, the first fine morning
We’ll make a round, my dear, and call.

Alas! disturb not, maid and matron,
The swallow in my humble thatch ;
Your son may find a better patron,
Your niece may meet a richer match :
I can’t afford to give a dinner,
I never was on Almack's list;
And since I seldom rise a winner,
I never like to play at whist :
Unknown to me the stocks are falling ;
Unwatched by me the glass may fall;
Let all the world pursue its calling,
I’m not at home if people call.

(1829.)

THE FANCY BALL.

“A visor for a visor what care I
What curious eye doth quote deformities 7"
Shakspeare.

“You used to talk,” said Miss Mac Call,
“Of flowers, and flames, and Cupid ;
But now you never talk at all ;
You’re getting vastly stupid.
You’d better burn your Blackstone, Sir,
You never will get through it ;
There's a Fancy Ball at Winchester,
To let is take you to it.”

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