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The lover of their youthful days?
Are belles less eager to command,
With wink and smile, his ready hand?
Fears he the sudden dissolution

Of club-house-or of constitution?
Has the last pipe of hock miscarried?
Has I forget, last week he-married.

Thou, too, thy brilliant helm must don,
Etona's wild and wayward son,

Mad, merry Charles. While, beardless yet,
Thou look'st upon thy plume of jet,
Or smilest as the clouds of night
Are drifted back by morning's light,
Thy boyish look, thy careless eyes,
Might wake the envy of the wise.
Six months have passed since thou didst rove,
Unwilling, through Etona's grove,

Trembling at many an ancient face
That met thee in that holy place;
To speak the plain and honest truth,
Thou wast no scholar in thy youth.

But now go forth-broke loose from school,
Kill and destroy by classic rule,
Or die in fight, to live in story,

As valiant Hector did before ye.

On! on! take forts, and storm positions,

Break Frenchmen's heads-instead of Priscian's,

And seek in death and conflagration

A gradus to thy reputation.

Yet when the war is loud and high,
Thine old mistakes will round thee fly;
And still, in spite of all thy care,
False quantities will haunt thee there,
For thou wilt make, amidst the throng,
Or ζωή short, or κλέος long.

Methinks I know that figure bold, And stalwart limbs of giant mould! 'Tis he-I now his ruddy face,

My tried, staunch friend, Sir Matthew Chase.
His snore is loud, his slumber deep,

Yet dreams are with him in his sleep,
And Fancy's visions oft recall
The merry Hunt, and jovial Hall-
And oft replace before his sight
The bustle of to-morrow's fight.
In swift succession o'er his brain
Come fields of corn, and fields of slain;
And, as the varying image burns,
Blood and blood-horses smoke by turns;
The five-barred gate, and muddy ditch,
Smolensko, and "the spotted bitch,”
Parisian puppies-English dogs,

"Begar" and "daime,”-beef and frogs,
In strange, unmeaning medley fly
Before poor Nimrod's wandering eye.

He speaks! what murmuring, stifled sounds

Burst from his throat: "Why, madam! zounds!
Who scared me with that Gorgon face?
I thought I saw my Lady Chase."

And thou, too, Clavering--Humour's son!
Made up of wisdom and of fun!
Medley of all that's dark and clear,
Of all that's foolish, all that's dear;
Tell me, what brings thee here to die,
Thou prince of eccentricity?
Poor Arthur! in his childhood's day
He cared so little for his play,

And wore so grave and prim a look,
And cried so when he missed his book,
That aunts were eager to presage
The glories of his riper age;

And fond mamma in him foresaw
The bulwark of the British law,

And Science, from her lofty throne,
Looked down and marked him for her own.
Ah! why did Flattery come at school
To tinge him with a shade of fool!
Alas! what clever plans were crossed!
Alas! how wise a judge was lost!
Without a friend to check or guide,
He hurried into fashion's tide,
He aped each folly of the throng,
Was all by turns, and nothing long;
Through varying tastes and modes he flew,

Dress-boxing-racing-dice-Virtù;
Now looking blue in sentimentals,
Now looking red in regimentals,
Now impudent, and now demure,
Now blockhead, and now connoisseur,
Now smoking at "The Jolly Tar,"
Now talking Greek with Doctor Parr;
A friend by turns to saints and sinners,
Attending lectures, plays, and dinners,
The Commons' House, and Common Hails,
Chapels of Ease, and Tattersall's;

Skilful in fencing and in fist,
Blood-critic-jockey-methodist;
Causeless alike in joy or sorrow,
Tory to-day, and Whig to-morrow,
All habits and all shapes he wore,

And loved, and laughed, and prayed, and swore:

And now some instantaneous freak,

Some peevish whim, or jealous pique,

Has made the battle's iron shower
The hobby of the present hour,

And bade him seek, in steel and lead,
An opiate for a rambling head.
A cannon-ball will prove a pill
To lull what nothing else can still;
And I, that prophesy his doom,
Will give him all I can-a tomb,
And o'er a pint of half-and-half,
Compose poor Arthur's epitaph :--

"Here, joined in death, th' observer sees Plato-and Alcibiades;

A mixture of the grave and funny,
A famous dish of Salmagundi."

Allan M'Gregor! from afar
I see him, midst the ranks of war,
That all around are rising fast
From slumbers that may be their last;
I know him by his Highland plaid,
Long borne in foray and in raid,

His scarf, all splashed with dust and gore,
His nodding plume, and broad claymore;
I know him by that eagle eye,

Where foemen read their destiny;

I know him by that iron brow

That frowns not, burns not, quails not, now,
Though life and death are with the ray
That redly dawns upon to-day.

Woe to the wretch whose single might
Copes with dark Allan in the fight;
He knows not mercy-knows not fear;
The pibroch has to Allan's ear
A clearer and a sweeter note
Than mellow strains that blithely float
From lyre or lute, in courtly throng,
Where Beauty smiles upon the song.
Of artful wiles against his foe
Nothing he knows, or cares to know;

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