Take Army-no, take Leggy Tailors Down to the Fleet, for no one but a nincum Would furnish such wide trowsers to the Sailors. The Master of the Horse's horse from under him; And tell the Stag-hound's Master he must keep Close as new brooms Scrub the Bed Chamber Grooms; In short, at every salary have a pull, On quarter-day, Stop half, and make them give receipts in full. Oh, Mr. Hume, don't drink, Or eat, or sleep, a wink, Till you have argued over each reduction : Let it be food to you, repose and suction; Though you should make more motions by one half Item by item all these things enforce, Be on your legs till lame, and talk till hoarse; Talk of retrenchment in your sleep; Expose each Peachum, and show up each Lockit Go down to the M.P.'s before you sup, And safely you may walk into the House, ODE TO SPENCER PERCIVAL, ESQ., M. P.3 Он Mr. Spencer! I mean no offence, sir Retrencher of each trencher, man or woman's; Eloquent member Of the House of Com-I mean to say short commonsThou Long Tom Coffin singing out, "Hold Fast"— Avast! Oh, Mr. Percival, I'll bet a dollar, a And new deaths reckoned, Will mark thy Lenten twenty-first and second. Oh, Mr. Spencer-if the ill is there— Why should you bid the people live upon it? Why should you make discourses against courses ; The man is safest who gets in the safe? poor suicidal sinners Discard their dinners, Thoughtless how Heaven above will look upon't, By way of variety, Think of the ineffectual piety Of London's Bishop, at St. Faith's or Bride's, He's preaching to the wind. Whatever others do or don't, I cannot dare not-must not fast and won't, My constitution can't obey such censors; Three times a day to eat, My health's of such a sort- The coats of my stomach are not Spencers! ODE TO ADMIRAL GAMBIER, G. C. B.4 "Well, if you reclaim such as Hood, your Society will deserve the thanks of the country."-TEMPERANCE SOCIETY'S HERALD, vol. i., No. 1, p. 8. OH! Gam-I dare not mention bier In such a temperate ear— Oh! Admiral Gam-an admiral of the Blue, For strictly shunning wine of either hue, Consider, I beseech, the contrariety In giving rules to dine, or sup, or lunch, Consider for appearance' sake-consider Consider―ere you break the ardent spirits Consider well, before you thus deliver, Because the Chesapeake once fought the Shannon ! Consider too-before all Eau-de-vie, Schiedam, or other drinkers, you rebut- But who would cut a man because he's cut? Consider―ere you bid the poor to fill Their murmuring stomach with the "murmuring rill"- If you must pour out water to the poor, oh! Consider ere as furious as a griffin, Against a glass of grog you make such work, A man may like a stiff" un, And yet not be a Burke ! Consider, too, before you bid all skinkers What sort of fluid fills their native rivers; The Maine-the Weser-or that freezer, Neva? E'en Castaly the better for Geneva. Consider-if to vote Reform's arrears, His Majesty should please to make you peers, |