It seemed the operation of a minute A little scuffle-then a whack And then he took the body snatcher's sack Such is this life! A very pantomime for tricks and strife! A flash of red, then one of blue, Bunce rang the night-bell; wiped his highlows muddy; And by a sleepy boy was introduced To Dr. Oddy, writing in his study. The bargain did not take long time to settle, "Ten pounds, Odd zounds! How sweet it sounds, Ten pounds," Chinked into Bunce's palm in solid metal. With joy half-crazed, It seemed some trick of sense, some airy gammon— At last, possessed with the old lust of Mammon, His "Thoughts upon Longevity!" The trick was done. Without a doubt, Nine guineas was the price For which one doctor bought the other; As once I heard a preacher say in Guinea, "You see how one black sin bring on anudder, Like little nigger pickaninny, A-riding pick-a-back upon him mudder!" Humph!" said the Doctor, with a smile sarcastic, Seeming to trace Some likeness in the face, "So Death at last has taken old Bombastic !” But in the very middle of his joking, The subject. still unconscious of the scoff, Leaving a fragment "On the Hooping Cough." Satan still sending luck, Another body found another buyer : For ten pounds ten the bargain next was struck, "Here," said the purchaser, with smile quite pleasant, Taking a glimpse at his departed brother, "Here's half a guinea in the way of present; Subjects are scarce, and when you get another. Let me be first." Bunce took him at his word, Ere he could furnish "Hints to the Afflicted.” Flushed with success, Beyond all hope or guess, His new dead-robbery upon his back, Bunce plotted-such high flights ambition takes- The gods confer to drive them mad : March hairs upon the heads of April fools! Tempted by the old demon avaricious, Bunce traded on too far into the morning; Forced on him rather an unpleasant warning. A porter, ornamented with a ticket, Who did not seem to be at all too busy: "Here, my good man, Just show me, if you can, A doctor's-if you want to earn a tizzy !” Away the porter marches, And with grave face, obsequious, precedes him, Almost impervious to the morning ray, Then shows a door-"There, that's a doctor's reckoned, "I'm right," thought Bunce, "as any trivet; He gropes his way into a dingy room, And hears a voice come growling through the gloom, "Well-eh ?-Who? What?-Speak out at once!" "I will," says Bunce; 'I've got a sort of article to sell; Medical gemmen knows me very well—” But think, Imagination, how it shocked her, To hear the voice roar out-" Death! Devil! d-n! Confound the vagabond! he thinks I am A rhubarb-and-magnesia Doctor !” "No Doctor!" exclaimed Bunce, and dropped his jaw, But louder still the voice began to bellow"Yes-yes-od zounds !-I am a Doctor, fellow, At law !" The word sufficed. Of things Bunce feared the most (Next to a ghost) Was law-or any of the legal corps ; He dropped at once his load of flesh and bone, AGRICULTURAL DISTRESS. A PASTORAL REPORT. ONE Sunday morning-service done— What men could swallow at a meal When Bumstead Youths would ring a peal- HODGE. "For my peart, it's a thought o' mine, |