"Hold hard! hold hard! you'll lame the dogs!" Quoth Huggins, “so I do; I've got the saddle well in hand, And hold as hard as you!" Good lord! to see him ride along, As if with stitches in the side And now he bounded up and down, Till bumped and galled-yet not where Gall For bumps did ever look! And rowing with his legs the while, As tars are apt to ride; With every kick he gave a prick Deep in the horse's side! But soon the horse was well avenged For, riding through a moor, he pitched Where, sharper set than hunger is, He squatted all forlorn; While sitting on a thorn! Right glad was he, as well might be, Seems more than ninety-nine. Yet worse than all the prickly points That entered in his skin, His nag was running off the while The thorns were running in! Now had a Papist seen his sport, Yet surely still the wind is ill A jolly wight there was, that rode Now seeing Huggins' nag adrift, This farmer, shrewd and sage, Though felony, yet who would let And yet the conduct of the man For he seemed willing, horse and all, So up on Huggins horse he got, While Huggins' mounted on the mare And off they set in double chase, Alas! with one that rode so well A dab was he, as dabs should be— And here of Nature's kindly care Behold a curious proof, As nags are meant to leap, she puts A frog in every hoof! Whereas the mare, although her share She had of hoof and frog, On coming to a gate stopped short While Huggins in the stirrup stood And, lo! the dim and distant hunt The steeds, like Cinderella's team, Seemed dwindling into mice; And, far remote, each scarlet coat Though still the forest murmured back But sad at soul John Huggins turned : For though by dint of spur he got They could not clear the gate. And, like Fitzjames, he cursed the hunt, On his departed gray. Now many a sign at Woodford town Its Inn-vitation tells : But Huggins, full of ills, of course Where Rounding tried to cheer him up With many a merry laugh : But Huggins thought of neighbor Fig, And called for half-and-half. Yet, spite of drink, he could not blink To drown a care like his, required : When thus forlorn, a merry horn Struck up without the door- And many a horse was taken out And men, by dint of drink, became For now begun a harder run On wine, and gin, and beer; How far he ran, and eke how fast, And how the hunters stood aloof, And shunned a beast, whose very horns How Huggins stood when he was rubbed And when they cleaned the clay before, How worse And one, how he had found a horse Adrift a goodly gray! And kindly rode the nag, for fear The nag should go astray; |