PARODY ON THE BRIDGE. 183 His money gone, the miser hung Thus each the other's wants supplied, PUNCH. PARODY ON THE BRIDGE. I stood on the porch at midnight, Among her long, dark tresses When the old gent's number elevens As sweeping, eddying through me, And streaming into the moonlight, And, like a cyclone rushing How often, O! how often, In the days that have gone by, Have I stood on that porch at midnight And gazed on her bangs and eye. How often, O! how often, I have wished that the eddying tide Would bear the old gent on its bosom, O'er the ocean wild and wide. For my heart was hot and restless, But now he has ceased to annoy, As I think how many thousands Forever and forever, And thus a courtship goes, BRAVA, TASMANIA! A porch and a sign of affection, As the symbol of love at midnight, UNKNOWN. 185 BRAVA, TASMANIA! Remove yon mutton from my sight, Have I not sat entranced, bewitched (Excuse the rhyme. I own it crude; A voice that thrilled, a voice that stilled The very hearts of all who listened, And called up happy tears that filled The eyes wherein they welled and glistened. The voice of warbling Philomel, I always liked good singing; yes, I haven't the remotest ken Of scales chromatic, diatonic! (And yet I meet no end of men, All members of the Philharmonic.) But I am strangely moved to-night, Nor vivisect my warm delight With cold-nibbed steel like yonder critic. Her "D below the treble stave," Her "F" that soars so far above itOf these let wise heads prave and rave, They sift her voice, I simply love it. Who says we have no birds of song Does us, pardi, a grievous wrong, The statement of a mind distorted. DOMESTIC ECONOMY. We have sweet birds, whose native notes 187 GARNET WALCH. POOR THING. There was a little girl, And she had a little curl So she wore it to the hop, And it happened off to drop And the language that she thought was simply horrid. UNKNOWN. DOMESTIC ECONOMY. Said Stiggins to his wife, one day, |