But there! I must go. Sister's coming. But I wish I could wait, just to see If she runs up to you and she kissed you in the way that she used to kiss Lee." BRET HARTE. LINES. Man wants but little here below," But every woman that we know Wants everything she sees. UNKNOWN. WHEN I WAS A GIRL. (Pathetic.) When I was a girl, and I mind it well, WHEN I WAS A GIRL. 21 When I was of age, and I mind it well, When we were married, and I mind it well, There came a little baby, and how it did yell! It yelled so much that again I swore While my husband laughed-I would hear no more. The years passed on, and I mind them well, And now I am old, but alas, you see, There is no rest from that yell for me; For sons and daughters think I alone can quell Their crying babies when they yell! yell!! yell!!! ANONYMOUS. THE DEACON'S CAT. A certain Presbyterian cat And round the house she caught a mouse, The Deacon, much offended At such an act profane, Laid down the book, the cat he took, And bound her with a chain. "You vile and wicked creature! "For now be well assured, That blood for blood shall pay, For taking of the mouse's life, The Deacon laid his Bible down, And earnestly he prayed That the great sin the cat had done 23 35 IN BEAUTY'S SATCHEL. Then unto execution, Poor pussy she was drawn; And on a tree they hang'd she, ANONYMOUS. (Old poem.) IN BEAUTY'S SATCHEL. Two oranges, a spool of thread, Some hooks and eyes, her tiny purse; With stumbling efforts will rehearse; Was her small handbag overladen, And, still, for more, and more she sighed, This blushing, charming, high-school maiden. UNKNOWN. IT WAS THERE. They stopped on the steps ere they went to the play, And she suddenly started and cried, "Oh, say! "The key of the house, my dear, is above; Go run and fetch it, now there is a love. "Go look in the closet, just off from the stair, It lies in my grenadine pocket up there.” And so with step that was joyous and light And the door of the closet he opened quite wide, And he smiled to himself as he stepped inside. And he clutched with a chuckle the old grenadine, And he felt for the place where a pocket he'd seen. Then he thought that the garment was inside out, So with teeth set together he turned it about, And felt with a feverish hand in vain For a slit, and he swore with his might and main; |