It's true I've got no shirts to wear; But don't let that unsettle you! Never you mind! Roll on ! [It rolls on. W. S. GILBERT. SAINT PATRICK. St. Patrick was a gentleman, He built a church in Dublin town, His aunt was an O'Shaughnessy, His uncle an O'Grady. So, success attend St. Patrick's fist, For he's a saint so clever; Oh! he gave the snakes and toads a twist, And bothered them forever! The Wicklow hills are very high, And so's the hill of Howth, sir; SAINT PATRICK. But there's a hill, much bigger still, St. Patrick preached his sarmint There's not a mile in Ireland's isle And the snakes committed suicide Nine hundred thousand reptiles blue In soups and second courses. Where blind-worms crawling in the grass He gave them a rise, which opened their eyes To a sense of their situation. No wonder that those Irish lads Should be so gay and frisky, For sure St. Pat he taught them that, As well as making whiskey; No wonder that the saint himself Oh, was I but so fortunate As to be back in Munster, "Tis I'd be bound that from that ground I never more would once stir. For there St. Patrick planted turf, And plenty of the praties, With pigs galore, ma gra, ma'store, Oh, he gave the snakes and toads a twist, HENRY BENNETT. HOSPITALITY. When friends are at your hearthstone met, Sweet courtesy has done its most If you have made each guest forget T. B. ALDRICH. OLD GRIMES. THE WISE MAN. There is a man in our town Who is so wondrous wise, He also knows he has no wit, And when he has no word to say, JOHN KENDRICK BANGS. OLD GRIMES. Old Grimes is dead; that good old man He used to wear a long, black coat, All buttoned down before. 79 His heart was open as the day, Whene'er he heard the voice of pain, Kind words he ever had for all, His eyes were dark and rather small, He lived at peace with all mankind, Unharmed, the sin which earth pollutes He passed securely o'er, For thirty years or more. But good old Grimes is now at rest, |