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Page 62
... couldn't subdue , Too true . Under the turf where the daisies grew They planted John and his sister Sue And their little souls to the angels flew- Boo - hoo ! ANY ONE WILL DO . But what of the peach 62 FAVORITE POEMS .
... couldn't subdue , Too true . Under the turf where the daisies grew They planted John and his sister Sue And their little souls to the angels flew- Boo - hoo ! ANY ONE WILL DO . But what of the peach 62 FAVORITE POEMS .
Page 89
... of us was born a twin , And not a soul knew which . One day , to make the matter worse , Before our names were fixed , As we were being washed by nurse , We got completely mixed ; And thus , you see , by fate's decree ,
... of us was born a twin , And not a soul knew which . One day , to make the matter worse , Before our names were fixed , As we were being washed by nurse , We got completely mixed ; And thus , you see , by fate's decree ,
Page 93
... soul . Ought any city sell the right To howl the street from morn till night ? Ought citizens be robbed their peace By traders in old rags and grease ? Should venders be allowed to yell Through decent streets like imps of hell ...
... soul . Ought any city sell the right To howl the street from morn till night ? Ought citizens be robbed their peace By traders in old rags and grease ? Should venders be allowed to yell Through decent streets like imps of hell ...
Page 98
... soul with blank dismay . For as I looked - ah , how my pride did fall : - Aghast I staggered back against the wall : The world was not aware of me at all ! CARLYLE SMITH . COLORED STOCKINGS . 99 COLORED STOCKINGS . ( An Idyl 98 FAVORITE ...
... soul with blank dismay . For as I looked - ah , how my pride did fall : - Aghast I staggered back against the wall : The world was not aware of me at all ! CARLYLE SMITH . COLORED STOCKINGS . 99 COLORED STOCKINGS . ( An Idyl 98 FAVORITE ...
Page 111
... soul goes out to Art ; When Fame on giddy heights is seen- Shall selfish husbands stand between ? Why should a household's petty care Tie down a soul as free as air ? Should sugar , washing , beef , or boots Distract your mind from high ...
... soul goes out to Art ; When Fame on giddy heights is seen- Shall selfish husbands stand between ? Why should a household's petty care Tie down a soul as free as air ? Should sugar , washing , beef , or boots Distract your mind from high ...
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Page 58 - And filled all the stockings, then turned with a jerk, And laying his finger aside of his nose, And giving a nod, up the chimney he rose. He sprang to his sleigh, to his team gave a whistle, And away they all flew like the down of a thistle ; But I heard him exclaim, ere he drove out of sight, " Happy Christmas to all, and to all a goodnight !
Page 176 - The great Lord Cardinal turns at the sight Of these nice little boys dress'd all in white : From his finger he draws His costly turquoise ; And, not thinking at all about little Jackdaws, Deposits it straight By the side of his plate, While the nice little boys on his Eminence wait ; Till, when...
Page 160 - The Owl and the Pussy-cat went to sea In a beautiful pea-green boat: They took some honey, and plenty of money Wrapped up in a five-pound note. The Owl looked up to the stars above, And sang to a small guitar, "O lovely Pussy, O Pussy, my love, What a beautiful Pussy you are, You are, You are!
Page 160 - Dear Pig, are you willing to sell for one shilling Your ring?" Said the Piggy, "I will." So they took it away, and were married next day By the turkey who lives on the hill.
Page 216 - And then she danced, — oh, heaven, her dancing! Dark was her hair, her hand was white; Her voice was exquisitely tender; Her eyes were full of liquid light; I never saw a waist so slender; Her every look, her every smile, Shot right and left a score of arrows; I thought 'twas Venus from her isle, And wondered where she'd left her sparrows.
Page 96 - A SIMILE. Dear Thomas, did'st thou never pop Thy head into a tin-man's shop? There, Thomas, did'st thou never see ('Tis but by way of Simile !) A squirrel spend his little rage, In jumping round a rolling cage ? The cage, as either side...
Page 175 - WE TWO are the greatest folks here to-day ! " And the priests, with awe, As such freaks they saw, Said, "The Devil must be in that Little Jackdaw ! " The feast was over, the board was...
Page 193 - So round his melancholy neck A rope he did entwine, And, for his second time in life Enlisted in the Line! One end he tied around a beam, And then removed his pegs...
Page 177 - Cardinal drew off each plum-colour'd shoe, And left his red stockings exposed to the view; He peeps, and he feels, In the toes and the heels; They turn up the dishes, - they turn up the plates, They take up the poker...
Page 194 - One end he tied around a beam, And then removed his pegs, And as his legs were off, — of course, He soon was off his legs!