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he has now a pretty good stock of scenes. He has also been phet, administering an oath to the people; and then an making an effort to give as much an air of novelty as pos- Egyptian warrior, launching his arrows against the foe— sible to his entertainments, which is a great step gained, all figures that carry you back through the mist of ages, and which, if he perseveres, he will find to redound ma- and place you at the foot of the Pyramids, in the mighty terially to his advantage. The London newspaper called Thebes, or far up the lone banks of the Nile. But, again, the Atlas, in speaking of the Edinburgh Theatre, is the curtain is withdrawn, and behold! we are in another pleased to remark—“ The critics (in that city) call for land;-the fables and the traditions of Greece are restored novelty, probably because they are not acquainted with to us with more thrilling power than when we first read the stuff of which the new pieces are in general made. Sophocles, or wondered over Eschylus. Lo! there is ProMr Murray is commendably cautious in transplanting metheus on the moveless rock, with the vulture preying on the productions which have been forced down the throats his vitals! mark the agony depicted on every muscle of his of the London play-goers." This appears to be sensible, frame, the rigidity of the marble struggling with the but it is not so, because the writer takes it for granted nervous thrill of life! Then, again, Hercules, with his that nothing can be meant by "novelty" but the ephe- club, and his combat with the Nemean Lion! a task even meral stuff written within the month for the Cockneys. for Hercules! But he conquers! that form of indomitable Now, with the exception of about a dozen or eighteen strength could not but conquer! See! he has lifted the pieces, which are Mr Murray's stock-list for this and dying monster on his shoulders, and with a mighty heave every other season, almost any standard play or farce has flung him over the brow of the precipice into the would be a "novelty" here. Thus, "Every one has his ocean! Ha! the statue changes, as if it were not made Fault," performed on Thursday night, was a novelty, and of marble! What have we now? an ancient Lacedemowe are to have two novelties to-night, in the shape of nian, or an athletic Latian, throwing the discus. "A Bold Stroke for a Husband," and "The Sister of much of health, and strength, and happiness, and keen Charity." Ducrow's engagement, too, and classical re- interest in his game, does that exquisite attitude display! presentations, have been a novelty. Let the manager look Another change! The dying gladiator. By heaven! to his receipts when he brings out a respectable novelty, too painful! The big tears are trickling down the cheeks and he will soon see the value of attending to our advice. of the stricken warrior; he has fought many a noble We think he is anxious to do his best, and we therefore fight with many a brave antagonist, and now he dies to wag our tail in token of approbation. Should we disco- swell a Roman triumph. He is a stranger in the land, ver symptoms of lassitude, we shall give a bark and a but "dulces moriens reminiscitur Argos." Ay! that snap at his heels to keep him going on the right road. memory has nerved him yet! he is up at bay in the Ducrow's representations of statues and pictures of the arena! there is danger and death in his brawny arm! Grecian and Italian schools, are the most wonderful and | In vain! in vain! the mists of the grave are in his eyes; delightful thing of the sort we ever saw. We need not he reels, he falls, he is no more!All this is sculpture say of the sort, for they are altogether unique; no man-white unbending marble; but we are to have painting ever attempted any thing like them before, and no man will ever be able to do any thing half so good again. We have had actors and actresses, who acquired celebrity by their talents in melodrama and pantomime, but the very best of them were uncouth, unenlightened, and vulgar, compared with Ducrow,-the man who throws his soul and his body into the mysterious and far-off productions of ancient Egyptian art, into the exquisite forms of Grecian sculpture, and into the most glowing and warmly-coloured pictures of the great masters of Italian painting! The entertainment invented and produced by him, called "Raphael's Dream, or the Mummy and Study of Living Pictures," is full of the most extraordinary, poetical, and magical effects that the fancy of painter or poet could conceive. We used, in common with all the world, to think Ducrow an equestrian miracle-a Centaur worthy of an apotheosis; but his feats on horseback sink into insignificance—it is a bold word to say, but it is true-when contrasted with the splendour of his conceptions, and the perfection of his execution in his vision-well tell us that this is Dr Andrew Thomson, or the `ary representation of the chefs-d'œuvres of ancient and modern art. The piece introduces us to Raphael's studio, and the statues are seen by the painter as in a dream, whilst the pictures are supposed to start into life on the canvass as he paints them. A curtain which can be drawn at pleasure, gives time for the necessary changes of costume. Very beautiful lyric music, by Calcott, accompanies the representations; and so far all is good, and evidently the design of Ducrow himself. The only pity is, that the dialogue and descriptive poetry for Raphael, and one or two attendants, has been written by a blockhead of the name of C. A. Somerset, and is altogether unworthy of the high character of the entertain-feasting, regardless of his agony. They shall die a fear

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too, with its rich hues and aerial effects. Behold! Mercury about to take his flight from the silver fountain, in whose dews he has bathed his wings a being made for the air, for his foot seems to disdain the earth! See! he mounts he flies he is away among the sunny clouds. Atlas succeeds, with the earth upon his shoulders; then Apollo, striking his lyre in the temple of the Muses; and thenour blessings on thee, Ducrow! there is our old favourite Pan,

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"There he sits with sunburnt face,
And his merry wicked eye,
And his antique wild grimace,

That all painters' art defy!"

Hark to the jocund music, as the laughing satyr—the silvan king-dances about over the ivy-mantled rocks, and under the forest boughs, whose darkling shadows sport fantastically with the summer light. You may as

Khan of Tartary, as the gentleman who rides at the
amphitheatre in Nicolson Street. Don't we know old
Pan, ever since we read Moschus or Virgil? Will you
tell us that is not the identical merry demigod who was
falsely declared to be dead in the reign of Tiberius, by a
great voice heard near the Echinades, in the Ionian sea?
You may tell us so, if you please; but we say to you, as
Canning said to Brougham" It is false !" But he has
passed away into the depths of the wood, and lo! we are
again in another land, and with another people; we are
in the Temple with Samson, the strongest of the sons
of men. But his enemies ha
have put out his eyes, and are

ful death; revenge is burning in his heart; he seizes the mighty pillars of that gorgeous temple, and they shake beneath his strength, like trees rocking in the tempest. Ha! the foundations and the roof give way! Down tumbles the edifice with an earthquake crash, and the strong man and his foes are buried in the ruin-lost in the desolation !-Where are we? Is this the TheatreRoyal in Shakspeare Square? Is it only one man who

has been doing all this? We shall not forget him till the day of our death.

For nowhere is the earth so green,—the sky so bright and blue,

As where, upon a mother's neck, we wept our first adieu.

Has change pass'd o'er the holy spot, where dropp'd our
parting tear;
Or have the hearts forgotten us, whose friendship erst
was dear?

Some o'er the earth are scatter'd now,-yea, Death has
been abroad,

And lips that once glow'd warm, lie blanch'd beneath the freezing sod.

O'er bosoms that beat gladly to a measure with our own, The midnight tempest waileth with a harsh and sullen tone;

Miss Jarman takes her benefit this evening. We have always spoken highly of this young lady, but we have sometimes felt that we have scarcely done her justice from never having devoted an article exclusively to an examination of the peculiar beauties of her style, and an analysis of some of her happiest performances. We shall probably take an opportunity of doing this soon after she❘ returns to us, which will be in less than three weeks. Meanwhile it is needless to remind our readers that we do not know a single piece of merit which could have been rendered very interesting, this season, without Miss Jarman, and that with her every piece, however inferior, acquired an importance which did not intrinsically belong to it. One great reason of this is, that in addition to the personal and mental qualifications she possesses, she never performs any thing without putting her heart into it, and giving herself up to all the feelings of her author, whose And fancy leaves the scenes of home to sigh amidst its ideas she embodies with a nice and quick perception. She is to be assisted this evening by her sister, Miss Louisa Jarman, who is to perform Miss Noel's part in ""Twas I," and sing a song or two. We have heard that Miss L. Jarman possesses histrionic abilities of no mean kind; and we know that she has a sweet and flexible voice, which, as was to be expected from a pupil of Crevelli, she manages with great taste.

Old Cerberus.

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O'er hands we grasp'd, o'er lips we pledged, the silent nettle waves,

graves.

Now by the brae where sings the Tweed, the beach where shouts the sea,

The wanderers there at gloamin' hour are strangers all
to me;

Or could I in a lonely few remember'd features trace,
I should but read how care had chased young gladness
from their face.

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Over the hard fate of ill-treated donkeys,

Or parrots stretch'd on an untimely bier: She had no penchant for that sweet vice-scandal ; She never told a fib-(“ Mon Diu! how queer!") She look'd as well by daylight as by candle,

And others' praises could with patience hear; She was not vain; and, what is most uncommon, Did not talk much!-where is there such a woman?

H. G. B.

THE PASTEBOARD TOY.

A SONNET,

CHIT-CHAT FROM GLASGOW.-There is no party-work here yet, in any sense of the term; for every body, even the high tories, and the less respectable lukewarm whigs, and the coquetting liberals, are for REFORM-a word which," one little month" ago, would have frighted all the oil in their composition " from its propriety;" and, as for party-work in a non-political sense, no one has time here at present to think of quadrilles and jellies, much less give them. An elegant party was, however, got up on Monday evening by Lady Sandford, to patronise the benefit of your accomplished and gentlemanly Jones. who had a most fashionable, as well as a delighted auditory. He played Vapid and Lord Ogleby-the former, even to the most minute part of costume, was the perfect representation of the good-hearted, flighty, clever author or playwright. But the latter was a finished cabinet picture, elaborated with the nicest taste in all its details, but still pervaded with a fine, general, and broad conception of the character as a whole, which, we humbly think, outdid Farren's dotty

Of which Mr Wordsworth has expressed the highest opinion. study of it, to use an easel phrase. Jones, if less exuberant now, is

ONE day, my youngest son, a little boy

Of seven or eight, came smiling up to me, And said, "Papa! look what a pretty toy My aunt bought for me last night after tea;" I look'd, and lo! it was a Highlander,

Cut out in pasteboard very tastefully, And wearing, that he might look handsomer, His tassell'd pouch gay dangling at his knee. Between his legs there was a bit of string,

Which, when I pull'd, it made me laugh to see How the smart man his little limbs could fling, Kicking and capering very lustily.

"Amazing ingenuity!" said I;

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I'll play with this small figure frequently."

H. G. B.

LITERARY CHIT-CHAT AND VARIETIES.

A SELECTION from the lectures of the late Dr Young of the Belfast Institution is preparing for publication. There are few who have studied at the Institution, who have not a lively recollection of the bold, original eloquence, the keen discrimination, and the profound thought, by which the lectures of Dr Young were distinguished. By those who have at any time heard them delivered, an opportunity of permanently possessing their leading portions will be hailed with pleasure. A memoir of Dr Young, by one of his early literary friends, is to be prefixed to the volume, and will impart to it additional

interest.

The Lives of the Italian poets, by the Rev. Henry Stebbing, author of the History of Chivalry and the Cru sades, is in the press.

Satan in Search of a Wife, with the whole process of his courtship and marriage, and who danced at the wedding, is announced. The third volume of Lieut.-Colonel Napier's History of the Peninsular War, with plans, is on the eve of publication.

Pen Tamar, or the History of an Old Maid, by the late Mrs N. M. Bowdler, is in the press.

SIAMESE TWINS.-The author of Pelham is, we understand, about to produce a work, under the above title, essentially different in class and manuer from his former productions, but one which, it is reported, will give the best opportunities for the display of his peculiar vein. The work in question is a Satirical Tale of the Times, and though the pretended subject is the Siamese Twins, the actual purpose of the writer is to satirise many existing absurdities and vices, not only in manners, institutions, &c., but in men and women figuring at this instant in the busy world.

DUNBAR MECHANICS' INSTITUTION.-The Dunbar Mechanics' Institution, now in its sixth session, continues to prosper as it deserves. The library is increasing, and classes have been established for writing, arithmetic, and mensuration, English grammar and geography, algebra and elementary geometry, with occasional lessons in architectural drawing and planning.

A FRENCH RIDDLE FOR OUR ENGLISH CHANCELLOR.-Une vraie tête de veau, quand n'est-elle pas une vraie tète de veau? Answer: Quand elle est une vraie tête de Vaux.

THE POPE'S DEATH.-(From a Correspondent.)—There is rather a curious calculation, which for some time has been ominously correct, whereby we are enabled to fix upon the year of any Holy Father's death. The rule is simply this;-To ascertain the year in which the existing Pope is to die, take the title of the preceding Pope, the title of the reigning Pope, and add ten, prefixing the century. Thus--Pius 6th. Pius 7th. 10

Pius 7th.

Leo 12th.

10

18.23 18.29 These are, at least, curious coincidences.

Leo 12th.

Pius 8th. 10

18.30

more natural. His Puff, in the "Critic," was remarkable for a certain unexaggerated quiet nature, that might be caviare, perhaps, to the million, but could not fail to be a treat to those who sat near and studied it carefully. Is it true that he goes to London, and shall we have him occasionally, and not you, his oldest friends?The soirées of the Andersonian University have commenced for the season. Kean's benefit kept me from the first, and Jones's from the second; but I promise to behave better in future, and give you a regular account of them, really delightful and instructive as they are. The Session was opened by the President of the Institution, Mr Smith, reading, as I learn, a highly curious and interesting paper on vitrified forts. It is to be hoped that it will be sent to one or other of the philosophical journals. One of the professors next night read a defence of phrenology, the discussion on which is adjourned, as the other topics of my Chit-chat must be for the present.

Theatrical Gossip.-Young Kean commences an engagement at the theatre in Philadelphia at the end of the present month; the terms are fifty pounds per night. It appears from the American journals, that every box in the theatre is taken for the first six nights. After considerable depression, amounting to almost total desertion, of the great theatres in the United States, they have again revived, and the recovery of their popularity is by the Yankees attributed to the pe:ɗ formances of Young Kean.-The Adelphi has been by much the most successful of the London Theatres this season.-Miss Smithson has been having an overflowing benefit at Paris: Malibran, Taglioni, and Lablache assisted at it.-A young lady of the name of Leslie has made a successful debut at Brighton in the part of Juliana. De Begnis, with an Italian company, is also at Brighton.-It will be perceived by the "Chit-chat from Glasgow," that our old favourite Jones has been gathering laurels in that city. We have been told that Murray offered Jones an engagement this season, but that he refused it unless on condition that he should play only three times a-week, which did not suit the manager's views. We have had no one like him since he left us. He is not a great or powerful actor, but he is admirably correct, refined, and pleasing.-Miss Jarmau, who is about to leave us for a fortnight, is to visit Glasgow for a week, and Aberdeen for the same period; in both the e places she is already almost as great a favourite as she is here. We are to have our Christmas pantomime in a few days.

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TO OUR CORRESPONDENTS.

OUR next Number is to be our CHRISTMAS NUMBER, of course a Double Number in point of size, and at least quadruple in point of interest, when compared with any Number of any ordinary periodical now in existence. We shall also have the pleasure of publishing, next Saturday, the engraved Portrait of the Ettrick Shepherd, a copy of which will be given gratis to our readers, to form a frontispiece to our present Volume, a Title-page and Index to which will be delivered with our New-Year's Day Number. Advertisements for the CHRISTMAS NUMBER must be forwarded not later than Thursday afternoon,

We are glad to hear that "Janet Auldjo," of Dumfries, is well pleased with our lucubrations, but we lack room for her letter."The Kelpie's Corrie," and the communication signed "Vir," will not suit us.

"Helen," perhaps.-The poetical contributions of "P. M.,” and "J. S. R." of Dundee, hardly come up to our standard.

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Christmas Day.

"Here's Monsieur Tonson come again!"

THE writing that speaks to the feelings and the affections, is the writing for CHRISTMAS DAY. It is the day when they who are at home gather their friends around them, and they who are absent live over again in memory their old associations, and the dear companionship of the past. We are all at this moment more or less under these heart-awakening influences. The spirit of sympathy is abroad over the whole of merry England, and in every ancient city and remote village of our own loved Scotland. It is a delightful thing to know that everybody is thinking as we are,-that one pulse is beating in the bosom of a nation,-that one large family inhabits this beautiful island,-alike in faith, in mind, and in moral sentiment.

all the Saturdays in our year, there is none on which we come before our readers with so much confidence and joy as on this. We know that they will look to our pages, expecting to find in them some transcript of their own emotions; and though we were to reflect but dimly a few of the images passing through their own soul, though we were to touch but one chord that vibrated to the heart, they would love us better; for they would feel, that at a time hallowed by a thousand reminiscences, our spirits were in unison with theirs. But we shall do more than merely call forth one note of music, and then fall back into silence. We have waved our wand, and lo! a bright and varied congregation of flowers has sprung up before us! each with its own hue and fragrance, but each calculated to take the sense with pleasure.

It is itself a consolation-a sufficient recompense for all the toils and cares of authorship, to know that this our CHRISTMAS NUMBER,-that these very words which we are now writing, will lie on the breakfast-table of hundreds, ay thousands, of the beautiful and the virtuous of the land, and that the smile will play upon the lip, or the tear glisten in the eye, as the different masters of the melody, who fill up our literary concert, touch a gayer or a sadder key. This to-day is the height of our ambition -to be acknowledged as having done some service in the cause of that old religion of the heart, which has descended to us from the grey fathers of an earlier day, and which many of our friends, blessed with the blessing of genius, have assisted us in doing reverence to.

To the "fair women and brave men" who will peruse our pages, we dedicate them with all earnestness. For our individual reward, we ask only that they will believe us ever anxious to maintain all the national, time-honoured, and touching customs, observances, and ceremonials of "rocky Caledon." They serve to link us more closely together, and they give to intellectual exertion, and the honourable ambition of the literary arena, that redeeming softness of tone, without which every species of belles lettres is bare, and cold, and vulgar, and uninspired. We have at times skirmished hotly enough,-with all the determined positiveness of self-complacent critics, who

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fight in their own closets, with no one to auswer them; and we have dealt out our dogmas, now and then perbaus rather pragmatically. But we deny that we ever gave publicity to a sentiment which we were not sincere in entertaining; and that we have secured for ourselves a fair proportion of elbow-room amidst the crowds that are jostling each other on the same road, is sufficiently attested by the favour in which this our JouRNAL stands, and the position of more than ordinary respectability which it has been enabled to maintain. We hesitate not to say, that it has taken a hold of the people of Scotland-a bold which could not now be shaken by the jealousy or the enmity of any other periodical whatever.

We are everanxious to assert that this success is mainly to be attributed to the friends who have rallied round us, and who have stuck by us from first to last. The Literary Journal is read, we may safely say, by all the literary population of Scotland; and by a great number of the most respectable part of that population, articles have been contributed to it. Men of established eminence have stood by us, and men of talent, before unknown, have gathered around our banner. From England, too, and from green Erin, the hand of fellowship has been extended to us. We mention these things, not boastfully, but with gratitude. We must not particularize

our contributors, lest we be thought tedious; but we beg of them to believe, that we love to reflect on each in rotation, and that they all have our thanks and good wishes.

Enough of our own concerns. Readers! May your Christmas be merry, and your New-Year's-Day happy! May all those you love be near you! May your memories of the past, though sad, be sweet; and may your hopes of the future be bright as your blazing fire, and cheerful as your smiling board! Catch the hour as it flies, and make it yours for ever, by rendering it worthy of being locked up in the store-house of remembrance. How few such hours there are in life's long catalogue of days and weeks! If a Christmas season does not present them to you, we know not when you are to seek for them. Why should not a holyday be made a holyday indeed?-a day when we forget our animosities, and petty cares, and unworthy jealousies,-a day when the scorpions of the bosom are at rest, and loves, and friend. ships, and good deeds, and holy thoughts, and lofty aspirations, come in their place? We may not-we cannot spend the present Christmas as we spent the last, and we assuredly shall not spend the next as we do this,-for change is the doom of mortality. Yet, though there are many roads through life, we are all tending to the same goal, we must all meet at last, and the more joyous will that meeting be the more we have done to multiply the number of our friends as we passed along-the more we have studied the amenities and the social delights of human intercourse. Listen to the words of one now dead :—

"Some I remember, and will ne'er forget,
My early friends, friends of my chequer'd day;
Friends in my mirth, friends in my misery too;
Friends given by God in mercy and in love,

My counsellors, my comforters, and guides;
My joy in grief, my second bliss in joy;
Companions of my young desires; in doubt
My oracles, my wings in high pursuit.
Oh! I remember, and will ne'er forget,
Our meeting-spots, our chosen, sacred hours ;
Our burning words that utter'd all the soul;
Our faces beaming with unearthly love!
Sorrow with sorrow sighing, hope with hope
Exulting, heart embracing heart entire."

If ye are young, ye may not yet look back upon these things; but even in youth your dreams of friendship are liable to change, and to fade. Strange, unforeseen, and perhaps fortuitous circumstances, may alienate the affections of those in whom you most confided, and you may come to pass, without recognition, or with a smile of careless indifference, beings round whom your very heartstrings were entwined.

"They whom the world in vain had tried,
May in a sunny hour fall off,"

and you may find yourself like the bark which sailed from shore with a goodly convoy, but which, ere long, is left alone on the melancholy ocean. Seize, then, we beseech you, every opportunity that offers of drawing closer round you the ties of companionship, of kindred, and of home. Warm, enthusiastic affections are the jewels that glitter with purest light in the overflowing cup of life; they are worth all other kinds of happiness put together; they are the only sources of bliss we can imagine in heaven.

In the indulgence, however imperfect, of the benevolent sentiments of which we speak, we have strung together to-day our literary garland. May the subtle influence of its perfume titillate not the nerves of sense alone, but, with a finer influence, penetrate to the heart, and awaken some of its most generous emotions!

To these prayers, gentle readers, let all the good wishes of the season be sincerely added, by your friend, THE EDITOR.

'SOCRATIC DRINKING SONG. (RECOMMENDED AND INSCRIBED TO ALL UNIVersities, INSTITUTIONS, AND SEMINARIES of learning.)

By the Author of " Anster Fair."

Now the sun is gone down to the depths of the earth,
But the sun of the bowl is ascended in mirth ;
The day hath whirl'd down with her cares and her noise,
But the night hath whirl'd up with her stars and her joys.
Then fill to the brink again,
Skink again, drink again !

Joy burnish our eyes till they blink again, pink again!

The sun of the skies mingles darkness with light;
As we walk, our black shadow still dogs us in spite;
But a lightsomer orb is the sun of the bowl,
He flings ne'er a shadow o'er glad human soul.
Then fill to the brink again, &c.

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O, happy the man that doth temper a wee
His wisdom with folly, his douceness with glee;
Whose soul in the cup doth not quaff till she cloy,
But dives in 't a moment for jewels of joy.
Then fill to the brink again, &c.

The wisest of kings that to men e'er gave law,
O'er the wine-cup he ponder'd ilk sentence and saw;
As be quaff'd off a glass, why, he fill'd up another,
And utter'd a proverb 'tween one glass and t'other.
Then fill to the brink again, &c.

But Shimei, the scoundrel that cursed his king,
As for wine, he ne'er lipp'd it—he scunner'd the thing;

On mischief he mused, as he drank his cold water,
Aye forging new curses his king to bespatter.
Then fill to the brink again, &c.

With Jew and with Heathen, true Christians agree To value good wine, as the giver of glee;

'Tis the churl of Mohammed that jollifies never, And bans in his heart the wine gift and wine-giver. Then fill to the brink again, &c,

At Athens, the city of sages, 'twas sung
That the Muses were nurses of Bacchus when young;
But with Scotland's sound sages far other the use is,
For Bacchus with them is the nurse of the Muses.
Then fill to the brink again, &c.

I see him-the wine-god-he hovers on high,
Great love in his heart, and huge glee in his eye;
He touches our pates with the tips of his wings,
And he fires up our brains with unspeakable things.
Then fill to the brink again, &c.

Yet, yet, gentle god, though we worship before thee,
We will stick by our chairs, and still sitting, adore thee;
Shame, shame to the man that perverts thy potation;
Repentance be his that adores with prostration!

Then fill to the brink again,
Skink again, drink again!

But aye, mid our glee, let us think again, think again !

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I HAVE rarely known any one, of either sex, who deliberated upon the matrimonial question until their hair silvered, and their eye dimmed, and then became numbered among the "newly wed," who did not, according to the old story, "take the crooked stick at last." All, doubtless, will remember the tale, how the maiden was sent into a green and beautiful lane, garnished on either side by tall and well-formed trees, and directed to choose, cut, and carry off, the most straight and seemly branch she could find. She might, if she pleased, wander on to the end, but her choice must be made there, if not made before the power of retracing her steps, without the stick, being forbidden. Straight and fair to look upen were the charming boughs of the lofty trees-fit scions of such noble ancestry! and each would have felt honoured by her preference; but the silly maid went on, and on, and on, and thought within herself, that at the termination of her journey she could find as perfect a stick as any of those which then courted her acceptance. By and by, the aspect of things changed; and the branches she now encountered were cramped and scragged-disfigured with blurs and unseemly warts. And when she arrived at the termination of her journey, behold! one miserable, blighted wand, the most deformed she had ever beheld, was all that remained within her reach. Bitter was the punishment of her indecision and caprice. She was obliged to take the crooked stick, and return with her hateful choice, amid the taunts and the sneers of the straight tall trees, who, according to the fashion of the good old fairy times, were endowed not only with feeling and reason, but with speech!

Many, I fear me, are the crooked sticks which "the ancient of days," by a strange infatuation, compel themselves to adopt. And much might be gravely and properly said upon this subject, for the edification of young and old; but the following will be better than grave discussion, and more to the tastes of those who value scenes from real life:

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