For G-d sake, Sirs! then speak her fair, An' straik her cannie wi' the hair, An' to the muckle house repair, Wi' instant speed, An' strive, wi' a' your wit and lear To get remead. Yon ill-tongu'd tinkler Charlie Fox, E'en cowe the caddie! An' send him to his dicing box An' sportin lady. Tell yon guid bluid o' auld Boconnock's I'll be his debt twa mashlum bonnocks, An' drink his health in auld Nanse Tinnock's* Nine times a-week, If he some scheme, like tea an' winnocks, Wad kindly seek. Could * A worthy old Hostess of the Author's in Mauchline, where he sometimes studies Politics over a glass of guid auld Scotch Drink. 1 Could he some commutation broach, Yon mixtie-maxtie queer hotch-potch, Auld Scotland has a raucle tongue; She's just a devil wi' a rung; An' if she promise auld or young To tak their part, Tho' by the neck she should be strung, She'll no desert. An' now, ye chosen Five-and-Forty, May still your Mither's heart support ye; Then, tho' a Minister grow dorty, An' kick your place, Ye'll snap your fingers, poor an' hearty, Before his face. God bless your Honours a' your days, Wi' sowps o' kail and brats o' claise, In spite o' a' the thievish kaes, That haunt St. Jamie's! Your humble Poet sings an' prays While Rab his name is. POSTSCRIPT. POSTSCRIPT. LET half-starv'd slaves, in warmer skies But blithe and frisky, She eyes her freeborn, martial boys, Tak aff their Whisky. What tho' their Phoebus kinder warms, While fragance blooms and beauty charms! When wretches range, in famish'd swarms, The scented groves, Or hounded forth, dishonour arms In hungry droves. Their gun's a burden on their shouther; They downa bide the stink o' powther; Their bauldest thought's a hankʼring swither To stan' or rin, Till skelp-a shot-they're aff, a throwther, To save their skin. But But bring a Scotsman frae his hill, Clap in his cheek a Highland gill, Say, such is royal George's will, An' there's the foe, He has nae thought but how to kill Nae cauld, faint-hearted doubtings tease him; Death comes, wi' fearless eye he sees him; Wi' bluidy hand a welcome gies him ; An' when he fa's, His latest draught o' breathin lea'es him Sages their solemn een may steek, An' raise a philosophic reek, An' physically causes seek, In clime and season; But tell me Whisky's name in Greek, I'll tell the reason. Scotland, my auld, respected Mither! Tho' whiles ye moistify your leather; Till whare ye sit, on craps o' heather, (Freedom and Whisky gang thegither!) Tak aff your dram! THE THE HOLY FAIR.* A robe of seeming truth and trust And secret hung, with poison'd crust, 4 mask that like the gorget show'd, HYPOCRISY A-LA-MODE. I. UPON a simmer Sunday morn, The rising sun owre Galston muirs, Wi' glorious light was glintin ; The hares were hirplin down the furs, The lav'rocks they were chantin Fu' sweet that day. II. *Holy Fair is a common phrase in the West of Scot land for a sacramental occasion. |