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Between that love a woman can bear me,
And that I owe Olivia.
Ay, but I know,
Duke. What dost thou know?
Vio. Too well what love women to men may owe:
In faith, they are as true of heart as we.
And what's her history?
Vio. A blank, my lord: She never told her love,
Duke. But died thy sister of her love, my boy? Vio. I am all the daughters of my father's house, And all the brothers too;-and yet I know not:Sir, shall I to this lady?
My love can give no place, bide no denay. [Exeunt.
SCENE V. Olivia's Garden.
Enter SIR TOBY BELCH, SIR ANDREW AGUE-CHEEK, and FABIAN.
Sir To. Come thy ways, signior Fabian.
Fab. Nay, I'll come; if I lose a scruple of this sport, let me be boiled to death with melancholy.
Sir To. Would'st thou not be glad to have the niggardly rascally sheep-biter come by some notable shame?
Fab. I would exult, man; you know, he brought me out of favor with my lady, about a bear-baiting here. Sir To. To anger him, we'll have the bear again; and we will fool him black and blue:-Shall we not, Sir Andrew?
Sir And. An we do not, it is pity of our lives.
Sir To. Here comes the little villain:-How now, my nettle of India?1
Mar. Get ye all three into the box-tree: Malvolio's coming down this walk; he has been yonder i̇' the sun, practising behavior to his own shadow, this half hour: observe him, for the love of mockery; for I know, this letter will make a contemplative idiot of him. Close, in the name of jesting! [The men hide themselves.] Lie thou there; [throws down a letter ;] for here comes the trout that must be caught with tickling. [Exit MARIA.
Mal. 'Tis but fortune; all is fortune. Maria once told me, she did affect me: and I have heard herself come thus near, that, should she fancy, it should be one of my complexion. Besides, she uses me with a more exalted respect, than any one else that follows her. What should I think on't?
Sir To. Here's an overweening rogue!
Fab. O, peace! Contemplation makes a rare turkey-cock of him; how he jets under his advanced plumes!
1 The first folio reads "mettle of India." By the nettle of India is meant a zoophite, called Urtica Marina, abounding in the Indian seas. "Quæ tacta totius corporis pruritum quendam excitat, unde nomen Urtica est sortita."-Franzii Hist. Animal. 1665, p. 620. In Holland's translation of Pliny, Book ix.-" As for those nettles, &c., their qualities is to raise an itching smart." So Green, in his "Card of Fancie,"-"The flower of India, pleasant to be seen, but whoso smelleth to it feeleth present smart." He refers to it again in his Mamilia, 1593. Maria has certainly excited a congenial sensation in Sir Toby. Mettle of India would signify my girl of gold, my precious girl.
2 To jet was to strut.
Sir And. 'Slight, I could so beat the rogue :
Sir To. Peace, I say.
Mal. To be Count Malvolio;—
Sir To. Ah, rogue!
Sir And. Pistol him, pistol him.
Sir To. Peace, peace!
Mal. There is example for't; the lady of the Strachy' married the yeoman of the wardrobe. Sir And. Fie on him, Jezebel!
Fab. O, peace! now he's deeply in; look how imagination blows him.
Mal. Having been three months married to her, sitting in my state,
Sir To. O, for a stone bow, to hit him in the eye! Mal. Calling my officers about me, in my branched velvet gown; having come from a day bed, where I left Olivia sleeping,
Sir To. Fire and brimstone!
Fab. O, peace, peace!
Mal. And then to have the humor of state and after a demure travel of regard,—telling them I know my place, as I would they should do theirs-to ask for my kinsman Toby :—
Sir To. Bolts and shackles !
Fab. O, peace, peace, peace! now, now.
Mal. Seven of my people, with an obedient start, make out for him: I frown the while; and, perchance, wind up my watch, or play with my some rich jewel. Toby approaches; court'sies there to me:
Sir To. Shall this fellow live?
Fab. Though our silence be drawn from us with
cars, yet peace.
Mal. I extend my hand to him thus, quenching my familiar smile with an austere regard of control :
1 Mr. R. P. Knight conjectures that this is a corruption of Stratici, a title anciently given to the Governors of Messina, and Illyria is not far from Messina. If so, it will mean the Governor's lady. The word Strachy is printed with a capital and in Italics in the first folio.
2 Puffs him up.
3 Thus in the Two Gentlemen of Verona, the clown says "Who that is, a team of horses shall not pluck from me.”
Sir To. And does not Toby take you a blow o' the lips then?
Mal. Saying, Cousin Toby, my fortunes having cast me on your niece, give me this prerogative of speech :— Sir To. What, what?
Mal. You must amend your drunkenness.
Sir To. Out, scab!
Fab. Nay, patience, or we break the sinews of our plot.
Mal. Besides, you waste the treasure of your time with a foolish knight
Sir And. That's me, I warrant you.
Mal. One Sir Andrew :
Sir And. I knew 'twas I; for many do call me fool. Mal. What employment have we here?
[Taking up the letter. Fab. Now is the woodcock near the gin.
Sir To. O, peace! and the spirit of humors intimate reading aloud to him?
Mal. By my life, this is my lady's hand: these be her very C's, her U's, and her T's; and thus makes she her great P's. It is, in contempt of question, her hand.
Sir And. Her C's, her U's, and her T's: Why that? Mal. [Reads.] To the unknown beloved, this, and good wishes: her very phrases!-By your leave, wax. -Soft!-and the impressure her Lucrece, with which she uses to seal: 'tis my lady: To whom should this be?
Fab. This wins him, liver and all.
Lips do not move,
No man must know.
No man must know.-What follows? the numbers altered!-No man must know:-If this should be thee, Malvolio?
Sir To. Marry, hang thee, brock!1
1 i. e. badger, a term of contempt.
Mal. I may command where I adore:
But silence, like a Lucrece knife,
With bloodless stroke my heart doth gore;
Fab. A fustian riddle!
Sir To. Excellent wench, say I.
Mal. M, O, A, I, doth sway my life.-Nay, but first, let me see,-let me see,-let me see.
Fab. What a dish of poison has she dressed him! Sir To. And with what wing the stannyel1 checks at it!
Mal. I may command where I adore. Why, she may command me; I serve her; she is my lady. Why, this is evident to any formal capacity. There is no obstruction in this:-And the end,-What should that alphabetical position portend? If I could make that resemble something in me!-Softly!—M, O, A, I.— Sir To. O, ay! make up that:-he is now at a cold scent.
Fab. Sowter will cry upon't, for all this, though it be as rank as a fox.
Mal. M,-Malvolio;-M,-why, that begins my
Fab. Did not I say, he would work it out? the cur is excellent at faults.
Mal. M,-But then there is no consonancy in the sequel; that suffers under probation: A should follow, but O does.
Fab. And O shall end, I hope.
Sir To. Ay, or I'll cudgel him, and make him cry, O.
Mal. And then I comes behind.
Fab. Ay, an you had any eye behind you, you might see more detraction at your heels, than fortunes before you.
1 The common stone-hawk, which inhabits old buildings and rocks. To check, says Latham in his book of Falconry, is, "when crows, rooks, pies, or other birds, coming in view of the hawk, she forsaketh her natural flight to fly at them."
2 Souter is here used as the name of a hound.