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Written by Dr Southey in a Lady's Album.

[We cannot as yet boast of Dr Southey as a regular contributor to the Edinburgh Literary Journal, for this among other reasons, that he has never contributed at all. We ourselves, however, have no doubt derived certain portions of our intellectual strength from the study of his multifarious and delightful writings, as have also many of our Contributors. Through the medium, then, of our mental machinery, the Laureate may be said to have frequently enlightened the readers of this Journal, and we know that the consideration of this fact will tend to brighten the blaze of the Poet's reside during this inclement season of the year. The pleasant little poem, or copy. of small verses, which we now introduce into our columns, is here printed for the first time.-Ed. Lit. Journal.]

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THERE was once a beautiful lady in the north of Scotland, whose beauty exceeded that of all others, and her name shall, for the present, be Lady Elizabeth. But that which has rendered her name famous in legendary lore, was a certain art, in which it afterwards appeared she had excelled all living men or women. Where she was initiated into these unholy mysteries is not known, or whether she was initiated into them or not; but certain it is, she had the power of personifying more people than one, and was brought up in a celebrated convent in France, which, for its notorious offences against order and decency, was long ago put down and annihilated. Her parents meant her to have taken the veil; but her extraordinary beauty and rare accomplishments induced her father to bring her home, in order to strengthen his interest by a marriage between her and some of the powerful nobles of the land, for the aristocracy then carried all before them, and combinations were the order of the day.

Such an acquisition was an easy matter to this lady; and had there been a king in Scotland at that time, as there was none, she could as easily have secured him for her husband as any other. Her father had no doubt of this, but he judged merely from her beauty and sweet demeanour; for he knew nothing of her powers, nor were they known to any without the walls of that convent. He had not seen her for five years; and when she was introduced to him, he was so much astonished at the elegance of her form and features, that, for a good while, he was struck motionless. At length he took her in his arms, and wept over her, and said, "My dear daughter, I hope the Holy Virgin will forgive me, but I must deprive her of your services. Such a flower was never planted by God to wither in a convent.” zasady Then the lady rejoiced exceedingly, and embraced her father, and danced around him, screaming for joy at one time, and weeping at another, until the Lady Abbess be came exceedingly wroth, and rebuked both her and her father, denouncing curses on them both, on account of this sinful alienation; and after throwing every possible obstacle in the way, and having very nearly effected her purpose, she said at length to her father, "Then, since you will have her away, take her with you; but you shall repent it while you live, for she is one of the very worst of women. I hoped, in the course of time, to have purified her from her sin; but as yet she is reeling in the middle of its vortex, which will soon swallow her up

and devour her. And I conjure you to remember this, that whatever you see of her, blame not our convent," where every thing has been done for her as far as human' power extends; but the bonds of Satan are riveted upon her, and great is the woe she will bring upon thee. Blame not me, else it shall be the worse for both thyself and her."

"I will consider of it before I remove her finally," said her father, and went home to his hostel somewhat cast down; and, calling his daughter to him, he said, “ Elizabeth, my dear girl, I believe I must still leave you in this ' country and this convent.”g, tingga

"Do with me whatever you please, sir," said she, with a cheerful countenance; "I know my duty better than once to complain of what my father wills me to do." The good old nobleman kissed her, again bestowed his blessing on her, and sat down and wept when he thought of the ́ ́ character that the Lady Abbess had given so lovely and so dutiful a child. The young lady retired from her father's presence in great good humour, quite satisfied what the result would be, and prepared to put in practice a speci- › men of that art in which, perhaps, she excelled all who ever drew the breath of human life.

Though I believe this story to be founded on 'truth,' and the greater part of the incidents literally true, yet, lest they should not be so, I forbear giving the family names of the noblemen that figure in it, although tradition bears them all, and shall only distinguish each by his Christian name.

When the lady departed, then, Lord Robert sat down" in a painful reverie, and in vain tried to reconcile one' part of what he had heard and seen with another; and,' after sitting a good space in this abstracted state of mind, the door again opened, and a very extraordinary visitant entered. This was no other than his lady, who had been t in her grave nine years. She was clothed in her usıml way, and beautiful and cheerful as in her best days; and she had in her hand a small flowering shrub, with which she played in a careless manner. He was so much taken ** by surprise, that he sprung to his feet, and was going toTM embrace her, but a motion that she made, holding outs both her hands, restrained him, and brought him to him-'self. Still he was nowise overcome with terror, far is w was fair forenoon, and the form of his once dearly be loved wife had nothing in it repulsive. He retired a few steps, and sat down on a sofa, with a movement as soft as if afraid that every breath would dissolve the vision, and then uttering a deep sigh, he breathed her name în a whisper.

"You are astonished at seeing me here, my lord," said. she; "and well you may. But I saw your perplexity, and am commissioned to set you right. I now charge you, by our earthly love, and the oaths that bound us together, to remove our child from this place. It is the lap of hell, and the nursery of every horrible and unheard-of vice; and the Abbess, in place of being concerned about our daughter's well-being, is only afraid of her own courses being exposed. Fly, therefore, without delay, else they will find means to detain Elizabeth, either by right or wrong and if they do, she is lost. This is the crisis of her fate; for if she escape, a high destiny 'awaits her in her native country. Adieu, my lord. Lay to heart what I have told you." And having said so, she retired with a graceful curtsey, as any other high-born dame would retire from a nobleman's presence.

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Lord Robert was petrified with astonishment. He had, however, the presence of mind to haste to the wind dow to see the mysterious visitor depart, but there wás no person left the house. He then made enquiry at nil the menials concerning the lady, but they denied all knowledge of her, assuring him that there was no lady in the hostel but his own daughter. His resolutions was? I soon taken, for he was conscious of the reality of all! ha had seen and heard. It was no dream or vision of rgheri, imagination; it was his wife herself. He knew her eyes ↑

her voice, her manner in every respect, and the words that she addressed to him sunk deep into his heart. He summoned his daughter again into his presence, desired her to make herself ready for immediate departure, and that night they reached the harbour where the ship lay at anchor, and without loss of time they went on board and set sail.

This ship was a splendid yacht, which belonged to the earl, his brother, and was manned by their own vassals. The captain was a Mr John Lesley, a firm adherent of Lord Robert, a very brave and honest man, but abundantly ignorant and superstitious withal. He was married to one Janet Elphingston, the same who had nursed this young lady, and attended her from the time she was weaned till the death of her mother, when she was sent abroad; and this connexion bred an instant friendship between the young lady and Johnnie Lesley, but in the end it proved a dear intimacy to him. He was the only man she conversed with besides her father, and his broad and homely dialect amused her exceedingly. His wife, her beloved Jenny Elphingston, was the theme of her constant enquiries,untilJohnnie became rather impatient; and one day, while she was sitting beside him at the helm, the following confabulation ensued ;

"Do you know, Captain, that I am wearying exceedingly to see your wife, my own dear Jenny Elphingston? Why did you not bring her with you?"

"Becass I thught she wuld ruther be butter at heeme, me ledy. They're nee gueed sheepmeets, the wimmun." "Has she a large family of children ?"

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and seizing him by the breast, cried, "Tell me, you rascal, what is it ?"

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"Fwat is it?" cried Johnnie, with a quivering voice, “Oh, gueed my lord, it is the ghust of my weef cum to akkuse me for a theeng o' neething. Oh, gueed my lord, lay her! Lay her in the deips of the sea that she has cum out of, or else we are all dead mun; for how can we sail wi' a ghust on beerd?"

"Not so fast, John Lesley," said the apparition, moving towards him with a cloudlike motion; " I retire no again to the elemental world till I have reproved you for your insolence, and likewise read to you your doom." Here the uproar grew excessive on board, for every one of the crew knew Jenny Elphingston, and all of them were horrified, and, roaring aloud, sought shelter, some in one hole, and some in another. As for Lesley, he fled backward by instinct, as far as he could get, and at length, coming in contact with the windlass, he leant his back to that, held both his hands and one of his feet out as his last defence, and brayed most lustily. The apparition, perceiving all things in this state of utter confusion, only shook her closed fist at her husband, and said, "Well, craven, you are not fit to be spoken to now; but -we shall soon meet again!"

"Oo! nu-nu-nu-no meet again! I beg your pardon a thousand tumes, but no meet again," cried Johnnie Lesley, as the vision retired astern, where it vanished behind the binnacle.

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Great was the consternation aboard that ship, and every man wished himself heartily ashore, for this appa

"What! do you not know how many children you rition, like the other, appeared in fair daylight, and not have?"

"Ay, mine are nee sae ill to count. But how munny she might have had whun she leeved in your grand house, that's another quastion."

“O fie, Captain, to speak that way of your own wife!" "There's name of you wimmen foks meekle to luppen tee, and I'll warrant she's nee butter nor, her nubbers."

Well, Captain, I regard such a speech as a sort of blasphemy, an insinuation that deserves some manifest judgment from heaven. I would not wonder to see your wife rise out of the waves and reprove you for such a breach of duty."

"Ah! Gueed forbud that uver ye see sucken a sught as that, my ledy!"

The lady retired to her gilded cabin, while Johnnie Lesley kept his post at the helm, whistling on the southland breeze, and singing the following rude stanzas be

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Blow now, sweet breeze! Blow from that wucked keentry of France, and bring me in sight of me awn neetaf hulls again!-Gueed be my salveetion, wha have weshere!"

Johnnie turned round his face from the stern, whither he land been propitiating the southern wind, and lo! and behold! on the seat which the lady lately occupied, there sat his own wife, Janet Elphingston, looking him ruefully in the face. "Gueed be my salveetion, wha have we here!" and before the apparition had time to make any reply, Johnnie broke from his post, and ran along the deck bellowing like one distracted, his eyes like to leap from their sockets, and his hair standing like bulrushes. The sailors sprung from their berths, and gathered round him; but he could do nothing but roar, and offer to

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like other phantoms, at the close of twilight, or at the still hour of midnight, and it was likewise visible to all 4 on board. But there was none who laid the circum stance so deeply to heart as Lord Robert. It was so strange that both the dead and the living should thus appear in their bodily shapes, and that only in the place t favoured with the presence of his daughter. He recalled to mind the words of the Lady Abbess, and likewise his own daughter's words, of the vices nursed in that abode of iniquity. But always in Lady Elizabeth's presence, she was so kind, so courteous, and so like an angel, that i it was impossible for a fond parent to believe any thing evil of her.

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Johnnie Lesley continued in a very restless and unquiet state of mind, his nerves having got such a shock that he was startled by every sound and every sight. Whenever a head rose slowly from the forecastle or companion-door, bis jaws fell down, and he was rendered speechless for some time; once more during the voyage, and once only, he perceived her rising from the companion-door, having her eyes fixed on him, on which he raised the same commotion as before, and the being vanished without having been seen by any other person.

I pass over all the other incidents of the voyage, the surmises that passed, the searching of Lady Elizabeth's cabin, from a belief that the real Jenny Elphingston was there concealed, and shall now carry our party to their own home, an ancient seaport town in the north, near which Lord Robert's castle stood. Great was the anxiety of the crew, as well as of the good nobleman himself, to visit Johnnie Lesley's abode, which was close on the quay at the foot of The Town, for so the village was uniformly denominated.

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Accordingly, no sooner did they set foot on shore, than they went in a body to Lesley's house, with Lord Robert at their head, and their captain in the rear, whose mind seemed visited by some strange misgivings, from a conviction either that his wife, Jenny Elphingston, was dead, and he had seen her ghost, or else that she was a witch, and had the power of transporting herself through the air; and in either of these cases he naturally conceived that he stood rather on ticklish ground. However, Jenny came bustling out as usual, and welcomed them all home

while every one looked to another without speaking, but Johnnie Lesley the most blank of any.

"Hey! gueed be here!" cried Janet, "fwat are ye a' gup. ping and glearing that gaity for, as if ye seedit a ghast? Gueedman, I thunk ye be gruppit wi' the glinders tee; fwat are ye leeking in that keemical way for ?"

"Trith, gueedweef, I had a bittock of a strim-strim-' ming in mee head, and abut me hurt; for do you kene I thought you wur aiblins dead."

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"But tuld me this, Shunnet," said Johnnie, still keep ing at a distance, and laying the points of his two forefingers together; "have you been at heem in all your pursonal preeperties own sunce I gaed awa?"

"In truth, gueedman, and I hae nut, for I hae been over the meen, and over the sturns, and over the seas sunce you gaed awa. And fwat do you thunk of that?" "Aib, Gueed preesarve me fra sich an a wucked wummon! It was no wunder I was fruchtned on beerd!" And so saying, Johnnie and his messmates retreated to the alehouse, and left Jenny Elphingston and her adored young Lady Elizabeth to converse at freedom. From that time forth, Jenny paid no more attention to the household and affairs of her husband. She attached herself again to her young lady, and waited on her at all times, and strange were the reports that circulated of the two. The connexion between them must now remain a mystery till the end of time. Whether the lady Elizabeth had the power of ventriloquism, then unknown in this land, and the art | to disguise her person and voice so completely as to personify any acquaintance, or whether she had a familiar spirit who appeared at her command, in the persons of these acquaintances, there seems to be no doubt remaining that she had the personal appearances of these persons, their several voices, manners, and qualities, entirely at her command, no matter at what distance removed from them. Of Jenny Elphingston in particular, or her shade, she had the complete command, and the whole land was kept in agitation by their auguries and pranks, of which the following was their first after the lady's return; and, when compared with those already recounted, and with others, convinces me that the Lady Elizabeth had the rare art of personifying any person with whom she was intimately acquainted.

The fright that Johnnie Lesley had gotten by the apparition of his wife on board, and a sort of vague idea that she had two existences, impressed him with the notion that the seldomer he came in contact with her it would be both the better and the safer for him. Accordingly, he came no more home to his own house during the time his vessel lay at anchor, but boosed away with his companions, and slept either on board, or in the house of his friend, Andrew Chisholm.

Well, one afternoon, as Johnnie and his associates were carousing away in the Blue Bell Tavern, in came Jenny Elphingston, and upbraided him for his continued dissipation, and disregard of all family and social duties; and, finally, she took a seat beside them, and declared her resolution to remain there till her husband accompanied her home. Johnnie durst not say much, nor refuse to go home, though there was nothing farther from his intention; but as he particularly wanted some things out of the house, he determined to go there in her absence, secure these articles, and escape with them aboard. In accordance with this plan, he said to Jenny, if she would sit still a few minutes, and take a glass with his friends till he made a call, he would then go home with her. In this she acquiesced without hesitation, and Johnnie flew home on the wings of the wind, to secure the treasure he wanted; but any person may judge of his feelings, when, on entering his own house, he found another Jenny Elphingston there, gloomy and discontented, and upbraiding

him in no very measured terms. "Ay, ay, Mistress Janet, are you here already? I thought you wur to bide tull I cum❜d back."

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I dunna ken what you mean, John," said she; "I havena been ower the deer-threshilt the day, accept for a wee drappie of water in the fore-day." Johnnie's heart grew cold within him. He saw that

he wandered in a world of enchantment, and durst not say that either his senses or his life were his own. He only stammered, and said something about glamour being in his een, but that he would be at the bottom of this affair; and, making his escape once more, he fled with all his might to his friend Andrew Chisholm's. But no sooner was he entered, than he found there another Jenny Elphingston, who had sat long awaiting his arrival, determined to have him home with her to his own house that night, while Mistress Chisholm also took her part with great energy, Johnnie could not speak a word, but he began to wink with his eyes, and rub them; then stare wildly at every thing around him, suspecting that he was in a dream. "This is werry udd," said he; "I think there will seen nae be a wummens in the warld wha isua a Jenny Elphingston. Wull ye be sae gueed, Mistress Janet, as bite my finger, for I'm surely in a drim. Hooh! ha! gueed futh, ye're nae ghaist, however."

Johnnie fled with precipitation down to the quay, unchained his yawl, and, without calling assistance, rowed away to his vessel in the offing, but, on reaching her, the only person who appeared on deck to receive him, as he mounted the ship's side, was another Jenny Elphingston, who had already begun to abuse him for leaving her so long aboard by herself, But Johnnie answered her only with a loud bray, and flung himself back into his yawl, resolved to make another attempt to escape from this phantom of a wife, that waylaid him everywhere; and as he rowed back, he prayed to the Virgin Mary in this wise:" O thou gueed Ledy, whae tuck'st vile amung the wummens, I dunna pree to thou for a deed weef, or for a liffing weef; all that I pree for is, to hae but ane weef, whether she be deed or liffing; for a weef wha has the power of multiplying herself, is eneef to pit a man beside himself."

"Hilloa, dear John!" cried the wife in the ship; "will you no stay, an tuck me ashore vit you ?”

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Na; you may come ashore in the same way you came there," said John.

Johnnie landed once more, and, from instinct, locked his boat to the ring; but he had nowhere now to go where there was any hope of escape, so he returned to his comrades at the Blue Bell, in a state of mind fairly wriggling! with distraction. His wife was still there, waiting his return, and on the instant began abusing him for making her wait so long, in which she was joined by all present, who declared her to be an obedient, sensible, and goodnatured dame, who deserved other sort of attentions. Johnnie, in utter desperation, began to defend himself, but his defence rather made matters worse. ** Och! Gueed bless you all!" he exclaimed; "you dunna kene fwat you're ackeesing me of! It isna ane weef, nor twae weefs, that I hae, but I hae a weef in ilk ane house I dit the deer of. I have met with nane fewer nor feeve o' mee weefs in this place alreedy, and I luttle kene how munny mae I hae."

"O fie, John! fie for shame!" cried Janet, "to expose your wuckedness in that gaite, and affrunt baith yourself and me! I dreeded as much, at least I dreeded that you had ane or twae mistresses, but neever that you had half-a-dozen weefs. Alaik, that uvair I should have been wedded to such an unconscientious man A

Here Janet Elphingston fell a-crying; and her associates, being by this time half-seas-over, every one of them opened upon John like hounds on a bot track, for the manner in which he had wounded his wife's feelings; and, in the meantime, Jenny, who wished not to hear farther explanations, went away home, discharging her

profligate husband from ever again coming under the same roof with her, and, at the same time, warning him to take care of his tongue, else it should prove the worse for him. This last was a severe restraint on John. He would at once have told his messmates that his wife was a witch, and had the power of appearing in any place she chose under heaven; but he had already suffered severely for speaking freely of her, and, dreading her appearance as death, he held in his words, although often like to burst with the effort.

(Part II. in our next.)

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A MEETING SADDER THAN A PARTING.

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are, on the other hand, repelled from the regions of po¬ verty and disgrace by the sight of a great many wretched persons, who having, under the influence of some unhappy star, permitted their good resolutions of industry and honour to give way, are sunk from their former high estate, and now living-if living it can be called—in a state of misery and ignominy almost too painful to be thought of. There may be a use in this as there is a

use for beacons and buoys at sea. But oh, the desolation of such a fate! As different as the condition of a vessel which ever bends its course freely and gallantly over the seas, on some joyous expedition of profit or adventure, compared with one which has been deprived of all the means of locomotion, and chained down upon some reef of rocks, merely to tell its happier companions that it is to be avoided; so different is the condition of a man still

By Henry G. Bell, from " Summer and Winter Hours," engaged in hopeful business, and one who has lost all its

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A long-a last farewell!

VICTIMS.

prospects.

The progress of men who live by their daily industry, through this world, may be likened to the march of an army through an enemy's country. He who, from fatigue, from disease, from inebriety, from severe wounds, or whatever cause, falls out of the line of march, and lays him down by the way-side, is sure, as a matter of course, to be destroyed by the peasantry; once let the column you belong to pass on for a little way a-head of you, and death is your portion. It is a dreadful thing to fall behind the ever-onward march of the world.

VICTIMS-the word placed at the head of this articleis a designation for those woe-begone mortals who have had the misfortune to drop out of the ranks of society. Every body must know more or less of victims, for every body must have had to pay a smaller or greater number of half-crowns in his time to keep them from starvation. It happens, however, that the present writer has had a great deal to do with victims; and he therefore conceives himself qualified to afford his neighbours a little illumination upon the subject. It is a subject not without its moral; nor, with deference to the feelings of humanity, is it without its humour.

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A victim may become so from many causes. Some men are wrong-placed in the world by their friends, and, ruin themselves. Some are ill-married, and lose heart. Others have tastes unsuited to the dull course of a man of business, as for music, drink, the company of men out of their own order, and so forth. Other men have natural imperfections of character, and sink down, from pure inability to compete with rivals of more athletic constitution. But the grand cause of declension in life, is inability to accommodate circumstances and conduct.

Suppose a man to have broken credit with the world, and made that treaty of perpetual hostility with it, which, quasi lucus à non lucendo, is called cessio bonorum,—what is he to do next? One thing is dead clear—he no more appears on Prince's Street or the Bridges. They are to him as a native and once familiar land, from which he is exiled for ever. His migrations from one side of the town to the other, are now accomplished by channels such as Leith Wynd and the Cowgate, which, however well known to our ancestors, are in the present day dreamt of by nobody, except, perhaps, the author of the Traditions of Edinburgh. I once came full upon a victim in Croftangry; he looked like the genius of the place! But the ways of victims are in general very occult. Sometimes I have altogether lost sight of one for several years, and given him up for dead. But at length he would re-appear at a midnight fire in the High Street,

By Robert Chambers, Author of " The History of the as salmon come from the deepest pools towards the lighted

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Scottish Rebellions," &c. &c.

THE industrious classes of the middle rank are, on the one hand, attracted onwards to wealth and respectability, by the contemplation of men, formerly of their own order, who having, as the saying is, feathered their nests, now live at ease, u kind of conscripti patres; while they,

sheaf of the fisherman, or as some old revolutionary names that had disappeared from French history for a quarter of a century, came again above board on the occasion of the late affair at Paris. At that said fire in the High Street, I observed several victims, who had long vanished from the open daylight streets, come out to glare with their bleared eyes upon the awful scene-perhaps unroost

ed from their dens by the progress of the "devouring ele- | ment." But what is a victim like?

The progress of a victim's gradual deterioration depends very much upon the question, whether he has, according to the old joke, failed with a waistcoat or a full suit. Suppose the latter contingency; he keeps up a decent appearance for some months after the fatal event, perhaps even making several attempts to keep up a few of his old acquaintance. It won't do, however; the clothes get worn-threadbare-slit-torn-patched-darned, let ink, thread, and judicious arrangement of person, do their best. The hat, the shoes, and the gloves, fail first; he then begins to wear a suspicious deal of whitey-brown linen in the constitution of his cravat. Collars fail. Frills retire. The vest is buttoned ad extremum, or even, perhaps, with a supplementary pin (a pin is the most squalid object in nature or art) at top. Still, at this period, he tries to carry a jaunty, genteel air; he has not yet all forgot himself to rags. But, see, the buttons begin to show something like new moons at one side; these moons become full; they change; and then the button is only a little wisp of thread and rags, deprived of all power of retention over button-hole. The watch has long been gone to supply the current wants of the day. The vest by and by retires from business, and the coat is buttoned up to the chin. About this period, he perhaps appears in a pair of nankeen trowsers, which, notwithstanding the coldness of the weather, he tries to sport in an easy, genteel fashion, as if it were his taste. If you meet him at this tíme, and enquire how he is getting on in the world, he speaks very confidently of some excellent situation he has a prospect of, which will make him better than ever; it is perhaps to superintend a large new blacking-manufactory which is to be set up at Portobello, and for which two acres of stone bottles, ten feet deep, have already been collected from servants in the New Town of Edinburgh; quite a nice easy business; nothing to do but collect the orders and see them executed; good salary, free house, coal, candle, and blacking; save five pounds a-year on the article of blacking alone. Or it is some other concern equally full of the cock-and-the-bull, but which the disordered mind of the poor unfortunate is evidently rioting over with as much enjoyment as if he were once more what he had been in his better days. At length-but not perhaps till two or three years have elapsed-he becomes that lamentable picture of wretchedness which is his ultimate destiny; a mere pile of clothes without pile -a deplorable-a victim.

two fishes amongst the five thousand. * At length, when Walter Tait begins to find his barrels run dry, with little return of money wherewithal to replenish them,” and when the joint influence of occasional apparitions of sixpence, and the stance of the hay-soo at Pennycuik, has no longer any effect upon him, why, what is to be done but fly to some other individual, equally able and willing to bleed?ÀY

The existence of a victim is the most precarious thing, perhaps, in the whole world. He is a man with no centinuing dinner-place. He dines, as the poor old Earl of Findlater used to say, at the sign of the Mouth. It is a very strange thing, and what no one could suppose à priori, that the necessitous are greatly indebted to the necessitous. People of this sort form a kind of community by themselves, and are more kind to each other mutually than any other particular branch of the public. Thus, the little that any one has is apt to be shared by a great many companions, and all have a mouthful. The necessitons are also very much the dupes of the necessitous; they are all, as it were, creatures of prey, the stronger constantly eating up the weaker. Thus a victim in the last stagE preys upon men who are entering the set; and all prey more or less upon poor tradesmen, such as the above Walter Tait or James Gowans, who are only liable to such a spoliation because they are poor and anxious for business. We have known a victim, for instance, who had │ long passed the condition of being jail-worthy, live, in a great measure, upon a man who had just begun a career of victimization by being thrown into jail. This creature was content to be a kind of voluntary prisoner, for the sake of sharing the victuals and bed of his patron. It would astonish any man, accustomed, day after day, to go home to a spread table at a regular hour, to know the strange shifts which victims have to make in order to satisfy hunger-how much is done by raising small bardwrung subsidies from former acquaintance how much by duping-how much by what the Scotch people very expressively call skeching-how much by subdivision of mites among the wretches themselves. Your victim is often witty, can sing one good comic song, has a turn for mimicry, or at least, an amusing smack of worldly knowledge; and he is sometimes so lucky as to fall in with patrons little above himself in fortune, but still having something to give, who afford him their protection on aiccount of such qualifications.

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As a picture of an individual victim, take the following-My earliest recollections of Mr, refer to his What are a victim's habits? They are intimately con-keeping a nursery and seed-shop in an eastern district of nected, as may be supposed, with the way he contrives to keep up existence. Victims hang much about taverns in the outskirts of the town. Perhaps a decent man from Pennycuik, with the honest rustic name of Walter Tait, or James Gowans, migrates to the Candlemaker | Row or the Grassmarket, and sets up a small public house. You may know the man by his corduroy spats, and the latchets of his shoes drawn through them by two pye-holes. He is an honest man, believing every body to be as honest as himself. Perhaps he has some antiquated and prescribed right to the stance of a hay-soo at Pennycuik, and is not without his wishes to try his fortune in the Parliament House. Well, the victims soon scent out his house by the glare of his new sign-the novitas regni-and upon him they fall tooth and nail. Partly through simplicity, partly by having his feelings regarding the stance of the hay-soo well tickled, he gives these gentlemen credit. For a while you may observe a flocking of victims towards his doorway, as clear as the gathering of clean and unclean things to Noah's ark. But it is not altogether a case of deception. Victims, some how or other, occasionally have money. True, it is seldom in greater sums than sixpence. But then consider the importance of sixpence to a flock of victims. Such a sum, judiciously managed, may get the whole set meat and drink for a day. It becomes like the five loaves and

the New Town of Edinburgh. He was a remarkably.
smart active man, and, as I particularly remember, could
tie up little parcels of seeds with an almost magical de-
gree of dispatch. When engaged in that duty, your eye
lost sight of his fingers altogether, as you cease to indivi-
dualize the spokes of a wheel when it is turned with great
rapidity. He was really an ingenious tradesman.
member his inventing a curious tall engine, with a pecu-
liar pair of scissors at top, for cutting fruit off trees. This
he sent through Prince's Street every day with one of his
boys, who was instructed every now and then to draw |
the string, so as to make the scissors close as sharply as
possible. The boy would watch his men-broad-skirted
men with top-boots-and, gliding in before them, would
make the thing play clip. Boy, boy," the country gen-
tleman would cry," what's that?" The boy would ex-
plain; the gentleman would be delighted with the idea
of cutting down any particular apple he chose out of a
thickly laden and unapproachable tree; and, after that, no-
thing more was required than to give him the card of the
shop. Mr -, however, with all his cleverness, was
not a man of correct or temperate conduct. "Above all
things, he used to indulge in meridian potations. Oppo-
site to his shop there was a tavern, to which he was in the
habit of sending a boy every day for a tumbler of spirits
and water, which the wretch was carefully enjoined to

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