There is a tear more scalding than the brine As in its fiery course it rusheth by. What is that madness? Is it envy, hate, Or jealousy more cruel than the grave, With all the attendants that upon it wait And make the victim now despair, now rave? It is when hunger, clam'ring for relief, Hears a shrill voice exclaim, "That graceless sinner, THE BANDIT'S FATE. PUNCH. He wore a brace of pistols the night when first we met, A private bandit's belt and boots, when next we met, he wore; And once again we met; but no bandit chief was there; I saw him sad and seedy, yet methinks I see him now, THOUGH largely developed's my organ of order, For thee veneration is daily extending, PUNCH. On a head that for want of it once was quite flat; If thus with my passion I find you contending, I know, of perceptions, I've none of the clearest ; But oh! may the truth unto me never be proved! I'll fly to Deville, and a cast of my forehead When 'tis passion that spurs-him, 'tis bitter as gall. THE CHEMIST TO HIS LOVE. I LOVE thee, Mary, and thou lovest me— That doth exist between two simple bodies: 'Tis little that the holy marriage vow Shall shortly make us one. Is, after all, but metaphysical. That unity O, would that I, my Mary, were an acid, A living acid; thou an alkali PUNCH. Endow'd with human sense, that, brought together, We both might coalesce into one salt, One homogeneous crystal. Oh! that thou Or common coal, or naphtha-would to heaven So that thou might be Soda. In that case We should be Glauber's Salt. Wert thou Magnesia Amalgamated. Sweet, thy name is Briggs And mine is Johnson. Wherefore should not we Agree to form a Johnsonate of Briggs? We will. The day, the happy day, is nigh, When Johnson shall with beauteous Briggs combine. A BALLAD OF BEDLAM. O, LADY wake!--the azure moon The early beam of rosy night Pants, neighs, and prances to be free; To some rich desert fly with me. PUNCH. STANZAS TO AN EGG. [BY A SPOON.] PLEDGE of a feather'd pair's affection, Kidnapped in thy downy nest, Soon for my breakfast-sad reflection !— What are the feelings of thy mother? Though she may lay, perchance, another, Yet do not mourn. Although above thee Know, dainty darling! that I love thee PUNCH. A FRAGMENT. PUNCH. His eye was stern and wild,—his cheek was pale and cold as clay; Upon his tightened lip a smile of fearful meaning lay ; He mused awhile-but not in doubt-no trace of doubt was there; It was the steady solemn pause of resolute despair. Once more he look'd upon the scroll-once more its words he read Then calmly, with unflinching hand, its folds before him spread. Again I looked,—a fearful change across his face had pass'd→→ tongue “Hold, madman! stay thy frantic deed!" I cried, and forth I sprung; He heard me, but he heeded not; one glance around he gave; And ere I could arrest his hand, he had begun to shave! EATING SONG. Оn! carve me yet another slice, O help me to more gravy still, There's naught so sure as something nice I always loved a bit of beef, PUNCH. When Youth and Bliss and Hope were mine; And now it gives my heart relief In sorrow's darksome hour-to dine! |