The Humorous Poetry of the English Language: From Chaucer to Saxe ... with Notes, Explanatory and Biographical |
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... NEVER mind how the pedagogue proses , You want not antiquity's stamp , The lip that's so scented by roses , Oh ! never must smell of the lamp . Old Chloe , whose withering kisses Have long set the loves at defiance , Now done with the ...
... NEVER mind how the pedagogue proses , You want not antiquity's stamp , The lip that's so scented by roses , Oh ! never must smell of the lamp . Old Chloe , whose withering kisses Have long set the loves at defiance , Now done with the ...
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... never can my heart rely On word or look , on oath or sigh . Take back the gifts , so sweetly given , With promis'd faith and vows to heaven ; That little ring , which , night and morn , With wedded truth my hand hath worn ; That seal ...
... never can my heart rely On word or look , on oath or sigh . Take back the gifts , so sweetly given , With promis'd faith and vows to heaven ; That little ring , which , night and morn , With wedded truth my hand hath worn ; That seal ...
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... Never ! I held thee still to be divine . For me thy color hath a charm , Although ' tis true they call thee Pale ; And be thou cold when I am warm , As late I've been - so high the scale Of FAHRENHEIT and febrile harm Allay ...
... Never ! I held thee still to be divine . For me thy color hath a charm , Although ' tis true they call thee Pale ; And be thou cold when I am warm , As late I've been - so high the scale Of FAHRENHEIT and febrile harm Allay ...
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... never ask for discount - yet , alas ! If , homeward wending from his daily cares , He go by Murphy's Line , thence eastward tending-- Or westward from the Line of Kipp & Brown— My vision is departed ! Harshly falls The doom upon the ear ...
... never ask for discount - yet , alas ! If , homeward wending from his daily cares , He go by Murphy's Line , thence eastward tending-- Or westward from the Line of Kipp & Brown— My vision is departed ! Harshly falls The doom upon the ear ...
Page 67
... And tumbled in a fit . Ten days and nights , with sleepless eye , I watched that wretched man , And since , I never dare to write As funny as I can . THE BRIEFLESS BARRISTER . A BALLAD . AN Attorney was MISCELLANEOUS . 67.
... And tumbled in a fit . Ten days and nights , with sleepless eye , I watched that wretched man , And since , I never dare to write As funny as I can . THE BRIEFLESS BARRISTER . A BALLAD . AN Attorney was MISCELLANEOUS . 67.
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Æsop Beignet Blogg boys Brentford charms Cock cried d'ye think DEAN SWIFT dear delight Devil dish divine Dolly dost e'er EPIGRAMS eyes face fair fancy fear give grace hair hand happy HARRIS BARHAM hast hath head hear heard heart heaven JAMES TAYLOR king kiss lady laugh Lille long-tail'd coat look look'd Lord ma'am maid MATTHEW PRIOR mind Miserable sinners morning N. P. WILLIS ne'er never Nick night niversity nose numbers o'er OLIVER WENDELL HOLMES once PETER PINDAR PINDAR poet poor pray pretty Prince Prince Bishop Pryce PUNCH quoth ROBERT SOUTHEY rose round Saint scarce seem'd sigh sing smile song soul Sultaun swear sweet tell thee there's thet thing THOMAS HOOD THOMAS MOORE thou thought town turn'd verger Whitbread wife young Zounds
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Page 248 - The cudgel in my nieve did shake, Each bristl'd hair stood like a stake, When wi' an eldritch, stoor quaick, quaick, Amang the springs, Awa ye squatter'd like a drake, On whistling wings. Let warlocks grim, an' wither'd hags, Tell how wi...
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Page 32 - For thy sake, Tobacco, I Would do anything but die, And but seek to extend my days Long enough to sing thy praise.
Page 243 - PRAYER 0 thou, wha in the Heavens dost dwell, Wha, as it pleases best thysel', Sends ane to heaven and ten to hell, A' for thy glory, And no for ony guid or ill They've done afore thee!
Page 53 - Vicar. His talk was like a stream which runs With rapid change from rocks to roses; It slipped from politics to puns; It passed from Mahomet to Moses; Beginning with the laws which keep The planets in their radiant courses, And ending with some precept deep For dressing eels or shoeing horses.