what his mind is: Why, give him gold enough, And shrewd, and froward; so beyond all measure, Pet. Hortensio, peace; thou know'st not gold's Tell me her father's name, and 'tis enough; Pel. I know her father, though I know not her; Gru. I pray you, sir, let him go while the humour lasts. O'my word, an she knew him as well as I do, she would think scolding would do little good upon him: She may, perhaps, call him half a score knaves, or so: why, that's nothing; an he begin once, he'll rail in his rope-tricks. I'll tell you what, sir,-an she stand him but a little, he will throw a figure in her face, and so disfigure her with it, that she shall have no more eyes to see withal than a cat: You know him not, sir. Hor. Tarry, Petruchio, I must go with thee; A title for a maid, of all titles the worst. Enter GREMIO; with him LUCENTIO disguised, Gru. Here's no knavery! See, to beguile the old folks, how the young folks lay their heads together! Master, master, look about you: Who goes there? ha! Hor. Peace, Grumio; 'tis the rival of my love: Gru. A proper stripling, and an amorous! Signior Baptista's liberality, And let me have them very well perfum'd; Gre. O this learning! what a thing it is! Hor. Grumio, mum!-God save you, signior About a schoolmaster for fair Bianca: [prove. (Aside.) Gre. Belov'd of me,-and that my deeds shall Gre. O, sir, such a life, with auch a wife, were strange : But, if you have a stomach, to't, o'God's name; Pet. Pet. Why came I hither, but to that intent? For he fears none. (Aside.) Gre. Hortensio, hark! Gre. And so we will; provided, that he win her. Enter TRANIO, bravely apparell'd, and BIONDELLO. Tra. Gentlemen, God save you! If I may be bold, Tell me, I beseech you, which is the readiest way I'll mend it with a largess :-Take your papers too, To the house of Signior Baptista Minola? Are you a suitor to the maid you talk of, yea, or Tra. An if I be, sir, is it any offence? [no? Gre. No; if, without more words, you will get you hence. But so is not she. Tra. Why, sir, I pray, are not the streets as free For me, as for you? Gre. Tra. For what reason, I beseech you? Gre. For this reason, if you'll know,That she's the choice love of signior Gremio. Hor. That she's the chosen of signior Hortensio. Tra. Softly, my masters! if you be gentlemen, Do me this right,-hear me with patience. Baptista is a noble gentleman, To whom my father is not all unknown; Gre. What! this gentleman will out-talk us all. Pet. Hortensio, to what end are all these words? Hor. Sir, let me be so bold as to ask you, Did you ever yet see Baptista's daughter? Tra. No, sir: but hear I do, that he hath two; The one as famous for a scolding tongue, As is the other for beauteous modesty. Pet. Sir, sir, the first's for me; let her go by. Gre. Yea, leave that labour to great Hercules; And let it be more than Alcides' twelve. Pet. Sir, understand you this of me, in sooth ;The youngest daughter, whom you hearken for, Her father keeps from all access of suitors; And will not promise her to any man, Until the elder sister first be wed: The younger then is free, and not before. Tra. If it be so, sir, that you are the man Must stead us all, and me among the rest; And if you break the ice, and do this feat,Achieve the elder, set the younger free For our access,-whose hap shall be to have her, Will not so graceless be, to be ingrate. Hor. Sir, you say well, and well you do conceive; And since you do profess to be a suitor, You must, as we do, gratify this gentleman, To whom we all rest generally beholden. Tra. Sir, I shall not be slack: in sign whereof, Please ye we may contrive this afternoon, And quaff carouses to our mistress' health; And do as adversaries do in law,Strive mightily, but eat and drink as friends. Gru. Bion, O excellent motion! Fellows, let's begone. Hor, The motion's good, indeed, and be it so; Petruchio, I shall be your ben venuto. [Exeunt. ACT II. SCENE I.-The same. A Room in Baptista's House. Enter KATHARINA and BIANCA. Bian. Good sister, wrong me not, nor wrong yourself, To make a bondmaid and a slave of me; Unbind my hands, I'll pull them off myself, Kath. Of all thy suitors, here I charge thee, tell Kath. Minion, thou liest: Is't not Hortensio? Bian. If you affect him, sister, here I swear, I'll plead for you myself, but you shall have him. Kath. O then, belike, you fancy riches more; You will have Gremio to keep you fair. Bian. Is it for him you do envy me so? Nay, then you jest; and now I well perceive, You have but jested with me all this while : I pr'ythee, sister Kate, untie my hands. Kath. If that be jest, then all the rest was so. (Strikes her.) Enter BAPTISTA. venged. When did she cross thee with a bitter word? Kath. Her silence flouts me, and I'll be re[Flies after Bianca. Bap. What, in my sight?-Bianca, get thee in. [Exit Bianca. see, Kath. Will you not suffer me? Nay, now I She is your treasure, she must have a husband; I must dance bare-foot on her wedding-day, And, for your love to her, lead apes in hell. Talk not to me; I will go sit and weep, Till I can find occasion of revenge. [Exit Kath. Bap. Was ever gentleman thus griev'd as I? But who comes here? Enter GREMIO, with LUCENTIO in the habit of a mean man; PETRUCHIO, with HORTENSIO as a musician; and TRANIO, with BIONDELLO bearing a lute and books. Gre. Good-morrow, neighbour Baptista. Bap. Good-morrow, neighbour Gremio: Ged save you, gentlemen! [daughter Pet. And you, good sir! Pray, have you not a Call'd Katharina, fair, and virtuous? Bap. I have a daughter, sir, call'd Katharina. Gre. You are too blunt, go to it orderly. Pet. You wrong me, signior Gremio; give me leave. . I am a gentleman of Verona, sir, (Presenting Hortensio.) [sake: Bap. You're welcome, sir; and he, for your good But for my daughter Katharina,-this I know, She is not for your turn, the more my grief. Pet. I see you do not mean to part with her; Or else you like not of my company. Bap. Mistake me not, I speak but as I find. Whence are you, sir? what may I call your name? Pet. Petruchio is my name; Antonio's son, A man well known throughout all Italy. Bap. I know him well: you are welcome for his sake. Gre. Saving your tale, Petruchio, I pray, Let us, that are poor petitioners, speak too: Baccare! you are marvellous forward. Pet. O, pardon me, signior Gremio; I would fain be doing. Gre. I doubt it not, sir; but you will curse your wooing. Neighbour, this is a gift very grateful, I am sure of it. To express the like kindness myself, that have been more kindly beholden to you than any, I freely give unto you this young scholar, (presenting Lucentio.) that hath been long studying at Rheims; as cunning in Greek, Latin, and other languages, as the other in music and mathematics: his name is Cambio; pray, accept his service. Bap. A thousand thanks, signior Gremio: welcome, good Cambio.-But, gentle sir, (to Tranio.) methinks you walk like a stranger; May I be so bold to know the cause of your coming? Tra. Pardon me, sir, the boldness is mine own; Nor is your firm resolve unknown to me, I may have welcome 'mongst the rest that woo, I know him well: you are very welcome, sir.- set of books, You shall go see your pupils presently. Hollo, within! Sirrah, lead Enter a Servant. [both, These gentlemen to my daughters; and tell them These are their tutors; bid them use them well. [Exit Servant, with Hortensio, Lucentio, and We will go walk a little in the orchard, Bap. After my death, the one half of my lands; And, in possession, twenty thousand crowns. Pet. And, for that dowry, I'll assure her of Her widowhood,-be it that she survive me,— In all my lands and leases whatsoever: Let specialties be therefore drawn between us, That covenants may be kept on either hand. Bap. Ay, when the special thing is well obtain'd, That is, her love; for that is all in all. Pet. Why, that is nothing; for I tell you, father, I am as peremptory as she proud-minded; And where two raging fires meet together, They do consume the thing that feeds their fury: Though little fire grows great with little wind, Yet extreme gusts will blow out fire and all : So I to her, and so she yields to me; For I am rough, and woo not like a babe. Bap. Well may'st thou woo, and happy be thy speed! But be thou arm'd for some unhappy words. And, with that word, she struck me on the head, As on a pillory, looking through the lute: Pet. Now, by the world, it is a lusty wench; Proceed in practice with my younger daughter; Say, that she rail; Why, then I'll tell her plain, Enter KATHARINA. of hearing; They call me Katharine, that do talk of me. Pet. You lie, in faith; for you are call'd plain Kate, And bonny Kate, and sometimes Kate the curst; Kath. Mov'd! in good time: let him, that mov'd you hither, Remove you hence; I knew you at the first, Pet. Kath. A joint-stool. Pet. Why, what's a moveable? Thou hast hit it: come, sit on me. Kath. Asses are made to bear, and so are you. Pet. Women are made to bear, and so are you. Kath. No such jade, sir, as you, if me you mean. Pet. Alas, good Kate! I will not burden thee: For, knowing thee to be but young and light,Kath. Too light for such a swain as you to catch; And yet as heavy as my weight should be. Pet. Should be? should buz. Kath. Ay, for a turtle; as he takes a buzzard. angry. Kath. If I be waspish, best beware my sting. Pet. My remedy is then, to pluck it out. Kath. Ay, if the fool could find out where it lies. Pet. Who knows not where a wasp doth wear his In his tail. [sting? Whose tongue? Kath. In his tongue. Good Kate; I am a gentleman. That I'll try. (Striking him.) Pet. I swear I'll cuff you, if you strike again. Kath. So may you lose your arms : If you strike me, you are no gentleman; Pet. A herald, Kate? O, put me in thy books. so sour. Kath. It is my fashion, when I see a crab. Pet. What, you mean my face? not so. "Tis with cares. Kath. I chafe you, if I tarry; let me go. Pet. No, not a whit; I find you passing gentle. 'Twas told me, you were rough, and coy, and sullen, And now I find report a very liar; For thou art pleasant, gamesome, passing courteous; But slow in speech, yet sweet as spring-time flowers: Thou canst not frown, thou canst not look askance, Why does the world report, that Kate doth limp? Pet. It is extempore, from my mother-wit. And, will you, nill you, I will marry you. Signior Petruchio: How speed you with How but well, sir? how but well? [you, | A mad-cap ruffian, and a swearing Jack, Pet. Father, 'tis thus,-yourself and all the world, For she's not froward, but modest as the dove; Tra. Is this your speeding? nay, then, good night Pet. Be patient, gentlemen; I choose her for If she and I be pleas'd, what's that to you? God send you joy, Petruchio! 'tis a match. [Exeunt Petruchio and Katharina severally. Gre. Was ever match clapp'd up so suddenly? Bap. Faith, gentlemen, now I play a merchant's And venture madly on a desperate mart. [part, Tra. 'Twas a commodity lay fretting by you: Twill bring you gain, or perish on the seas. Bap. The gain I seek is-quiet in the match. Gre. No doubt, but he hath got a quiet catch. But now, Baptista, to your younger daughter ;Now is the day we long have looked for; I am your neighbour, and was suitor first. Tra. And I am one, that love Bianca more Than words can witness, or your thoughts can Gre. But thine doth fry. Skipper, stand back; 'tis age, that nourisheth. Tra. But youth, in ladies' eyes that flourisheth. Bap. Content you, gentlemen; I'll compound this strife: "Tis deeds, must win the prize; and he, of both, That can assure my daughter greatest dower, Shall have Bianca's love. Say, signior Gremio, what can you assure her? Gre. First, as you know, my house within the city Is richly furnished with plate and gold; In ivory coffers I have stuff'd my crowns; Fine linen, Turkey cushions boss'd with pearl, Tra. That, only, came well in.--Sir, list to me, Gre. Two thousand ducats by the year, of land! My land amounts not to so much in all : That she shall have; besides an argosy, That now is lying in Marseilles' road: What, have I chok'd you with an argosy? Tra. Gremio, 'tis known, my father hath no less Than three great argosies; besides two galliasses, And twelve tight gallies: these I will assure her, And twice as much, whate'er thou offer'st next. Gre. Nay, I have offer'd all, I have no more; And she can have no more than all I have ;If you like me, she shall have me and mine. ACT III. SCENE I. A Room in Baptista's House. Enter LUCENTIO, HORTENSIO, and BIANCA. Luc. Fiddler, forbear; you grow too forward, sir: Have you so soon forgot the entertainment Her sister Katharine welcom'd you withal? Hor. But, wrangling pedant, this is The patroness of heavenly harmony: Then give me leave to have prerogative; And when in music we have spent an hour, Your lecture shall have leisure for as much. Luc. Preposterous ass! that never read so far To know the cause why music was ordain'd! Was it not, to refresh the mind of man, After his studies, or his usual pain? Then give me leave to read philosophy, And, while I pause, serve in your harmony. Hor. Sirrah, I will not bear these braves of thine. Bian. Why, gentlemen, you do me double wrong, To strive for that, which resteth in my choice: I am no breeching scholar in the schools; I'll not be tied to hours, nor 'pointed times, But learn my lessons as I please myself. And, to cut off all strife, here sit we down:— Take you your instrument, play you the whiles; His lecture will be done, ere you have tun'd. Hor. You'll leave his lecture when I am in tune? (To Bianca; Hortensio retires.) Luc. That will be never:-tune your instrument. Bian. Where left we last? Luc. Here, madam : Hac ibat Simois; hic est Sigeia tellus; Luc. Hac ibat, as I told you before,-Simois, I am Lucentio, hic est, son unto Vincentio of Pisa, -Sigeia tellus, disguised thus to get your love.Hic steterat, and that Lucentio that comes a-wooing, -Priami, is my man Tranio,-regia, bearing my port, celsa senis, that we might beguile the old pantaloon. Hor. Madam, my instrument's in tune. Bian. Let's hear;— O fy! the treble jars. (Returning.) (Hortensio plays.) Luc. Spit in the hole, man, and tune again. Tra. Why then the maid is mine from all the ibat Simois, I know you not; Hic est Sigeia tellus, I world, By your firm promise; Gremio is out-vied. I am thus resolv'd:-On Sunday next, you know, And so I take my leave, and thank you both. [Exit. Gre. Adieu, good neighbour.-Now I fear thee not; Sirrah, young gamester, your father were a fool An old Italian fox is not so kind, my boy. [Exit. Do get their children; but, in this case of wooing, A child shall get a sire, if I fail not of my cunning. [Exit. trust you not;-Hic steterat Priami, take heed he hear us not;-regia, presume not;-celsa senis, despair not. Hor. Madam, 'tis now in tune. Luc. All but the base. Hor. The base is right; 'tis the base knave, that How fiery and forward our pedant is! [jars. Now, for my life, the knave doth court my love: Pedascule, I'll watch you better yet. Bian. In time I may believe, yet I mistrust. My lessons make no music in three parts. (Aside.) Hor. Madam, before you touch the instrument, To learn the order of my fingering, I must begin with rudiments of art; To teach you gamut in a briefer sort, More pleasant, pithy, and effectual, Than hath been taught by any of my trade: And there it is in writing, fairly drawn. |