That they our heavenly joy should share Who vex us here below. The few are those who have been kind They knew our fads, and didn't mind," "But what of those who scold at us And what of those who've dusted not Our motley pride and boast, "Oh, no! they tread that other path, And worms, yes, bookworms, vent their wrath Untouched of bibliomaniac grace, That saveth such as we, They wallow in that dreadful place," "To my dear wife will I recite What things I've heard you say; For we together by and by Would join that heavenly host; She's earned a rest as well as I," Says I to Dibdin's ghost. THE VICAR Some years ago, ere Time and Taste Eugene Field Was always shown across the green, And guided to the Parson's wicket. Back flew the bolt of lissom lath; Fair Margaret, in her tidy kirtle, Led the lorn traveller up the path, Through clean-clipp'd rows of box and myrtle: And Don and Sancho, Tramp and Tray, Upon the parlor steps collected, Wagged all their tails, and seemed to say, 66 Our master knows you; you're expected!" Up rose the Reverend Doctor Brown, Up rose the doctor's " winsome marrow; The lady lay her knitting down, Her husband clasped his ponderous Barrow; Whate'er the stranger's caste or creed, Pundit or papist, saint or sinner, He found a stable for his steed, And welcome for himself, and dinner. If, when he reach'd his journey's end, And twenty curious scraps of knowledge: With no new light on love or liquor, Good sooth, the traveller was to blame, And not the Vicarage, or the Vicar. His talk was like a stream which runs It pass'd from Mahomet to Moses: The planets in their radiant courses, And ending with some precept deep For dressing eels, or shoeing horses. He was a shrewd and sound divine, He 'stablish'd Truth, or startled Error, The Baptist found him far too deep; The Deist sigh'd with saving sorrow; And the lean Levite went to sleep, And dream'd of tasting pork to-morrow. His sermon never said or show'd That Earth is foul, that Heaven is gracious, Without refreshment on the road From Jerome, or from Athanasius; And sure a righteous zeal inspired The hand and head that penn'd and plann'd them, For all who understood, admired, And some who did not understand them. He wrote, too, in a quiet way, Small treatises and smaller verses; And sage remarks on chalk and clay, He did not think all mischief fair, It will not be improved by burning. And he was kind, and loved to sit In the low hut or garnish'd cottage, And when his hand unbarr'd the shutter, The welcome which they could not utter. He always had a tale for me Of Julius Cæsar, or of Venus: From him I learn'd the rule of three, Cat's cradle, leap-frog, and Quæ genus; To steal the staff he put such trust in; Alack the change! in vain I look For haunts in which my boyhood trifled; The trees I climb'd, the beds I rifled: You reach it by a carriage entry: Sit in the Vicar's seat: you'll hear Hic jacet GVLIELMVS BROWN, Vir nullâ non donandus lauru. Winthrop Mackworth Praed MY OTHER CHINEE COOK Yes, I got another Johnny; but he was to Number One He was lazy, he was cheeky, he was dirty, he was sly, We had fixed one day to sack him, and agreed to moot the point, When my lad should bring our usual regale of cindered joint, But instead of cindered joint we saw and smelt, my wife and I, Such a lovely, such a beautiful, oh! such a rabbit-pie! There was quite a new expression on his lemon-colored face, And the unexpected odor won him temporary grace, 66 For we tacitly postponed the sacking point till by and by, And we tacitly said nothing save the one word rabbitpie." I had learned that pleasant mystery should simply be endured, And forebore to ask of Johnny where the rabbits were procured! I had learned from Number One to stand aloof from how and why, And I threw myself upon the simple fact of rabbit-pie. And when the pie was opened, what a picture did we see ! 66 They lay in beauty side by side, they filled our home with glee!" How excellent, how succulent, back, neck, and leg and thigh; What a noble gift is manhood! what a trust is rabbit-pie! For a week the thing continued, rabbit-pie from day to day; Though where he got the rabbits John would ne'er vouchsafe to say; But we never seemed to tire of them, and daily could descry Subtle shades of new delight in each successive rabbit-pie. Sunday came; by rabbit reckoning, the seventh day of the week; We had dined; we sat in silence, both our hearts (?) too full to speak; When in walks Cousin George, and, with a sniff, says he, Oh, my! 66 What a savory suggestion! what a smell of rabbit-pie!" "Oh, why so late, George?" says my wife, "the rabbit-pie is gone; But you must have one for tea, though. Ring the bell, my dear, for John. So I rang the bell for John, to whom my wife did signify, “Let us have an early tea, John, and another rabbit-pie.” |