And he who cannot keep his precious head Thompson, who sung about the “Seasons,” said But then he said it — lying — in his bed, At ten o'clock A. M., the very reason He wrote so charmingly. The simple fact is - 'Tis, doubtless, well to be sometimes awake, — Of our best deeds and days, we find, in sooth, 'Tis beautiful to leave the world awhile For the soft visions of the gentle night; So let us sleep, and give the Maker praise. I like the lad who, when his father thought To clip his morning nap by hackneyed phrase Of vagrant worm by early songster caught, Cried, "Served him right! - it's not at all surprising; The worm was punished, sir, for early rising! John Godfrey Saxe THE FARMER AND THE COUNSELLOR A Counsel in the Common Pleas, Who was esteemed a mighty wit, Amid a thousand flippancies, In bullying, bantering, browbeating, Women, or other timid folks, In a late cause resolved to hoax Who kept the laughter bottled down, He smiled jocosely on the clown, And went to work. 'Well, Farmer Numscull, how go calves at York?" "Why - not, sir, as they do wi' you, But on four legs, instead of two." "Officer!" cried the legal elf, Piqued at the laugh against himself, So pray keep silence down below there. Now look at me, clown, and attend; Have I not seen you somewhere, friend?" In the West Riding?" "Why-no, sir, no; we've got our share, But not so many as when you were there!” Horace Smith BALLAD The auld wife sat at her ivied door, The piper he piped on the hilltop high, (Butter and eggs and a pound of cheese) Till the cow said "I die," and the goose asked "Why?" And the dog said nothing, but search'd for fleas. The farmer he strode through the square farmyard; (Butter and eggs and a pound of cheese) His last brew of ale was a trifle hard The connection of which with the plot one sees. The farmer's daughter hath frank blue eyes; The farmer's daughter hath ripe red lips; The farmer's daughter hath soft brown hair; PART II. She sat with her hands 'neath her dimpled cheeks, (Butter and eggs and a pound of cheese) And spake not a word. While a lady speaks She sat, with her hands 'neath her crimson cheeks; (Butter and eggs and a pound of cheese) She gave up mending her father's breeks, She sat with her hands 'neath her burning cheeks, Her sheep follow'd her, as their tails did them, And as to the meaning, it's what you please. THE GOUTY MERCHANT AND THE STRANGER In Broad Street Buildings on a winter night, The Public Ledger, in whose columns grubbing, Ships, shops, and slops; Gum, galls, and groceries; ginger, gin, Tar, tallow, turmeric, turpentine, and tin; When lo! a decent personage in black Entered and most politely said: Your footman, sir, has gone his nightly track And left your door ajar; which I Observed in passing by, And thought it neighborly to give you notice." "Ten thousand thanks; how very few get, In time of danger, Such kind attentions from a stranger! Assuredly, that fellow's throat is Doomed to a final drop at Newgate: He knows, too (the unconscionable elf!), That there's no soul at home except myself." Indeed,” replied the stranger (looking grave), 66 Then he's a double knave; He knows that rogues and thieves by scores And see, how easily might one Of these domestic foes, Even beneath your very nose, Enter your room, as I have done, Blow out your candles - thus - and thus So said, so done; he made no more remark But marched off with his prize, Leaving the gouty merchant in the dark. Horace Smith THE TRUTH ABOUT HORACE1 It is very aggravating To hear the solemn prating Of the fossils who are stating There's really not much harm in a So they'd squelch the muse caloric, What old Horace meant for facts. We have always thought 'em lazy; That was very much alive! It is No. 25. He was a very owl, sir, And starting out to prowl, sir, 1 From "A Little Book of Western Verse." Copyright, 1889, by Eugene Field, and published by Charles Scribner's Sons. |