A Treasury of Humorous Poetry: Being a Compilation of Witty, Facetious, and Satirical Verse Selected from the Writings of British and American Poets |
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( The wimmin are prophets , wheriver ye find ' em ; For many's the time I have
help'd me poor dad To see the door latchet directly behind him , And sometimes
to walk — whin the whiskey was bad ! ) The way I was bate from the night till the ...
( The wimmin are prophets , wheriver ye find ' em ; For many's the time I have
help'd me poor dad To see the door latchet directly behind him , And sometimes
to walk — whin the whiskey was bad ! ) The way I was bate from the night till the ...
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Oh , ' twas very sad and lonely When I found myself the only Population on this
cultivated shore ; But I've made a little tavern In a rocky little cavern , And I sit and
watch for people at the door . I spent no time in looking For a girl to do my ...
Oh , ' twas very sad and lonely When I found myself the only Population on this
cultivated shore ; But I've made a little tavern In a rocky little cavern , And I sit and
watch for people at the door . I spent no time in looking For a girl to do my ...
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The snow come down like a blanket As I passed by Taggart's store ; I went in for a
jug of molasses And left the team at the door . They scared at something and
started , - I heard one little squall , And hell - to - split over the prairie Went team ...
The snow come down like a blanket As I passed by Taggart's store ; I went in for a
jug of molasses And left the team at the door . They scared at something and
started , - I heard one little squall , And hell - to - split over the prairie Went team ...
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Quite cross , a bit of string I beg , And tie it to his peg - top's peg , And bang , with
might and main , Its head against the parlor - door : Off flies the head and hits the
floor , And breaks a window - pane . This made him cry with rage and spite ...
Quite cross , a bit of string I beg , And tie it to his peg - top's peg , And bang , with
might and main , Its head against the parlor - door : Off flies the head and hits the
floor , And breaks a window - pane . This made him cry with rage and spite ...
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Jones . I see you have . ( Pays 6d . ) I think you'll find that right . Oily . If there is
nothing I can show you , sir . Jones . No : nothing . Yet - there may be something ,
too , That you may show me . Oily . Name it , sir . Jones . The door . ( Exit JONES .
Jones . I see you have . ( Pays 6d . ) I think you'll find that right . Oily . If there is
nothing I can show you , sir . Jones . No : nothing . Yet - there may be something ,
too , That you may show me . Oily . Name it , sir . Jones . The door . ( Exit JONES .
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Page 204 - Twas brillig, and the slithy toves Did gyre and gimble in the wabe; All mimsy were the borogoves, And the mome raths outgrabe. 'Beware the Jabberwock, my son! The jaws that bite, the claws that catch ! Beware the Jubjub bird, and shun The frumious Bandersnatch...
Page 25 - That there wasn'ta chance for one to start. For the wheels were just as strong as the thills, And the floor was just as strong as the sills, And the panels just as strong as the floor, And the whippletree neither less nor more, And the...
Page 163 - And eke with all his might. His horse, who never in that sort Had handled been before, What thing upon his back had got Did wonder more and more. Away went Gilpin neck or nought, Away went hat and wig, He little dreamt when he set out Of running such a rig.
Page 326 - If seven maids with seven mops Swept it for half a year, Do you suppose," the Walrus said, "That they could get it clear?
Page 24 - I tell yeou,") He would build one shay to beat the taown 'N' the keounty 'n' all the kentry raoun'; It should be so built that it couldn' break daown: "Fur," said the Deacon, '"t's mighty plain Thut the weakes' place mus' stan' the strain; 'N' the way t' fix it, uz I maintain, Is only jest T' make that place uz strong uz the rest.
Page 25 - ... they called it then. Eighteen hundred and twenty came; Running as usual; much the same. Thirty and forty at last arrive, And then come fifty and FIFTY-FIVE. Little of all we value here Wakes on the morn of its hundredth year Without both feeling and looking queer. In fact, there's nothing that keeps its youth, So far as I know, but a tree and truth.
Page 170 - And thus unto the youth she said, That drove them to the Bell, This shall be yours, when you bring back My husband safe and well. The youth did ride, and soon did meet John coming back amain ; Whom in a trice he tried to stop, By catching at his rein ; But not performing what he meant, And gladly would have done, The frighted steed he frighted more, And made him faster run. Away went Gilpin, and away Went postboy at his heels, The postboy's horse right glad to miss The lumbering of the wheels.
Page 161 - On horseback after we." He soon replied, " I do admire Of womankind but one, And you are she, my dearest dear, Therefore it shall be done. " I am a linen-draper bold, As all the world doth know, And my good friend the Calender Will lend his horse to go.
Page 164 - Until he came unto the Wash Of Edmonton so gay ; And there he threw the Wash about, On both sides of the way, Just like unto a trundling mop, Or a wild goose at play. At Edmonton, his loving wife From the balcony spied Her tender husband, wondering much To see how he did ride. " Stop, stop, John Gilpin ! — Here's the house !' They all at once did cry ; " The dinner waits, and we are tired :" — Said Gilpin—
Page 288 - Her love was sought, I do aver, By twenty beaux and more ; The king himself has follow'd her — When she has walk'd before. But now, her wealth and finery fled, Her hangers-on cut short all ; The doctors found, when she was dead — Her last disorder mortal. Let us lament, in sorrow sore, For Kent-street well may say, That had she lived a twelvemonth more — She had not died to-day.
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| Title | A Treasury of Humorous Poetry: Being a Compilation of Witty, Facetious, and Satirical Verse Selected from the Writings of British and American Poets Reprint: Books for Libraries Press [1969] |
| Editor | Frederic Lawrence Knowles |
| Publisher | D. Estes, 1902 |
| Original from | Harvard University |
| Digitized | 30 Oct 2007 |
| Length | 407 pages |
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