To a criminal code both humane and effectual;I propose to shut up every doer of wrong With these desperate books, for such term, short or long, As by statute in such cases made and provided, Thus-Let murderers be shut, to grow wiser and cooler, At hard labor for life on the works of Miss Petty thieves, kept from flagranter crimes by their fears, Shall peruse Yankee Doodle a blank term of years, That American Punch, like the English, no doubt— Just the sugar and lemons and spirit left out. "But stay, here comes Tityrus Griswold, and leads on The flocks whom he first plucks alive, and then feeds on, A loud-cackling swarm, in whose feathers warmdrest, He goes for as perfect a―swan, as the rest. "There comes Emerson first, whose rich words, every one, Are like gold nails in temples to hang trophies on, Whose prose is grand verse, while his verse, the Lord knows, Is some of it pr -No, 'tis not even prose; They're not epics, but that doesn't matter a pin, If you've once found the way, you've achieved the grand stroke; In the worst of his poems are mines of rich matter, But, clapt hodge-podge together, they don't make a tree. "But, to come back to Emerson, (whom by the way, I believe we left waiting,)—his is, we may say, A Greek head on right Yankee shoulders, whose range Has Olympus for one pole, for t'other the Exchange; He seems, to my thinking, (although I'm afraid The comparison must, long ere this, have been made,) A Plotinus-Montaigne, where the Egyptian's gold mist And the Gascon's shrewd wit cheek-by-jowl co exist; All admire, and yet scarely six converts he's got And who's willing to worship the stars and the sun, A convert to nothing but Emerson. So perfect a balance there is in his head, That he talks of things sometimes as if they were dead; Life, nature, love, God, and affairs of that sort, As if they were fossils stuck round in a cabinet, in it; Composed just as he is inclined to conjecture her, Namely, one part pure earth, ninety-nine parts pure lecturer; You are filled with delight at his clear demonstration, Each figure, word, gesture, just fits the occasion, With the quiet precision of science he'll sort 'em, But you can't help suspecting the whole a post mortem. "There are persons, mole-blind to the soul's make and style, Who insist on a likeness 'twixt him and Carlyle; That he's more of a man you might say of the one, C.'s the Titan, as shaggy of mind as of limb,— Where the one's most abounding, the other's to seek; C.'s generals require to be seer in the mass,― So he muses, his face with the joy of it glistening, For his highest conceit of a happiest state is Where they'd live upon acorns, and hear him talk gratis; And indeed, I believe, no man ever talked betterEach sentence hangs perfectly poised to a letter; He seems piling words, but there's royal dust hid In the heart of each sky-piercing pyramid. While he talks he is great, but goes out like a taper, If you shut him up closely with pen, ink, and paper; Yet his fingers itch for 'em from morning till night, And he thinks he does wrong if he don't always write; In this, as in all things, a lamb among men, He goes to sure death when he goes to his pen. "Close behind him is Brownson, his mouth very full With attempting to gulp a Gregorian bull; goes A stream of transparent and forcible prose; He shifts quite about, then proceeds to expound That 'tis merely the earth, not himself, that turns round, And wishes it clearly impressed on your mind, That the weather-cock rules and not follows the wind; Proving first, then as deftly confuting each side, With no doctrine pleased that's not somewhere denied, He lays the denier away on the shelf, And then-down beside him lies gravely himself. He's the Salt River boatman, who always stands willing To convey friend or foe without charging a shilling, And so fond of the trip that, when leisure's to spare, He'll row himself up, if he can't get a fare. The worst of it is, that his logic's so strong, That white's white needs no proof, but it takes a deep fellow To prove it jet-black, and that jet-black is yellow. He offers the true faith to drink in a sieve,When it reaches your lips there's naught left to believe But a few silly-(syllo-, I mean,) -gisms that squat 'em Like tadpoles, o'erjoyed with the mud at the bot tom. "There is Willis, so natty and jaunty and gay, Who says his best things in so foppish a way, With conceits and pet phrases so thickly o'erlaying 'em, That one hardly knows whether to thank him for saying 'em; Over-ornament ruins both poem and prose, Yet whenever it slips away free and unlaced, |