Blanc among the Alps-his undisputed preeminence does not need the denial of their real loftiness and beauty. It were vain, indeed, to deny the merit of such writers as Jonson, Beaumont and Fletcher, Marlow, Spensersuch names as these do in truth give glory to the age which can claim them as its own. BIOGRAPHY. MR. EMERY. Of all the actors of the present day, none had a higher or a more legitimate reputation than Mr. Emery; and in the particular walk of the drama which he had selected, he stood as unrivalled as Cooke, Kemble, or Kean; indeed, we think it more than probable that we shall see many persons well qualified to sustain the highest rank in the tragic drama, before we meet with an individual exhibiting that depth of feeling, and that comic humour, which were combined in this truly eminent actor, whose death has left a blank in the dramatis persone of the stage. Mr. John Emery, who was of Thespian origin, was the son of a provincial performer of considerable repute, and born at Sunderland, in the county of Durham, December 22, 1777. He received the first rudiments of his education at Ecclesfield, in the West Riding of Yorkshire, where he discovered a very early predilection for music and drawing. His rapid proficiency in the former was remarkable to the audience on that occasion, cannot fail to be very generally remembered. We cannot, perhaps, better close our brief memoir of this excellent performer, than by the following tribute to his talents, by the author of the Theatrical Portraits.' 'MR. EMERY. 'Viola.-I beseech you, what manner of man' is he? him by his form, as you are like to find him in the proof.”—Fabian. Nothing of that wonderful promise, to read Twelfth Night, act 3, scene 4. His John Lump, in The Review,' his Sam, But, soft! methinks I'm wandering from my So, come my hearty, "York, you're wanted here." The last, let Tyke, the felon Tyke proclaim, when he was still very young; while the efforts Stephen lays his mine, and succeeds in blowing Harden'd in crime, and lost to virtuous shame. of his pencil have been considered as evincing up his father's pig-stye! These are seenes though only fifteen years of age, he acquired the equal. To his duty in his profession, he was ever most strictly attentive; so much so, that, " There can we trace frail nature in her course, When gazing thro' the greyly-dappled sky? He ne'er o'ersteps the line that nature draws, well.' * Your grave-digger is your only ancient gentleman.'Hamlet. REPARTEE. Lord Chesterfield's grandfather, the Marquess of Halifax, was remarkable for repartee. At the beginning of the Revolution, several persons of rank who about this happy event, but at the same time had had been very zealous and serviceable in bringing no great abilities, applied for some of the most considerable employments in the government. The Marquess, having consulted on-answered: this "I remember to have read in history, that Rome, was saved by Geese, but I do not remember that those geese were made Consuls." Barthe, the French dramatic author, was remark able for selfishness. Calling upon a friend, whose POETRY. WISDOM AND BEAUTY. (On the Marriage of Dr. Parr with Miss Eyre.) Old Wisdom, being weary grown, Vow'd he'd no longer tarry; But burn his pen and drown his books, And furbish up his faded looks, And, in right earnest, marry. For doing what he chooses; To bid him please the ladies; And fluttering round, with foolish plume, Exclaim'd the Tommy Moore of Rome, But oh!' thought he, this tongue whereon Schrevelius hangs his Lexicon, Its lingo may offend her. ، When Plato in his cradle lay, His dulcet lips, my authors say, Received a swarm of bees in ; But Plato's lips did never yet, With snuff instead of honey, set The Loves and Graces sneezing.' No matter,' cried old Wisdom, 'I Must ، sortes nuptiales' try, Because it is my duty: So, doing what I'm bound to do, And throw sheep's eyes at beauty." Their gravity had shock'd her: Her grace he classically sought, He pray'd that she would not repel .Of many a various reading. The Eyre was sharp and cold enough, Such PAR-adox dogmatic: In damsels so pneumatic!' His ardent hopes she bade go freeze, Again he'd cast his eye on ; Fresh arguments he did recount, She tenderly would breathe him. With pride's full gas inflated; So warmly Wisdom plied his suit She kindly spread her PAR-achute, And from her height abated. What marvel then the Eyre should come (Nature abbors a vacuum) Quite hot with Cupid's fever, Oh Wisdom ! with thy wit and wig, Of sigh and smile and simper? SONG. She is gone! but the last parting beam of her eye Still trembles on memory's sight; And the love-scented fragrance, that breath'd from her sigh, Yet hangs round this spot with delight. Her voice still I hear-in the sighs of the breeze, Her step-in the fall of the dew; And the lays of the warblers, at eve, in the trees, The spot shall be sacred, for love cannot find The spirit of Mary here lingers behind, And charms ev'ry thought into bliss. As the fond bird will hover around her sad nest, SONNET, Written in the Country, on a Sabbath Morning. Hail sacred Sabbath morn, with early joy I greet Thy placid stillness which now reigns around, Save that from yonder tapering village spire The merry bells fling forth a gladsome sound. Well may they usher in with cheerful peal, The Christian's Sabbath here of prayer and praise, And while his heart with gratitude expands, Its sacred ordinances cheerfully obeys. Oh! privilege to him, the words of life to hear, In Zion's courts to be with manna fed; To hear the faithful Shepherd's warning voice, And by his friendly crook to living waters led. Thou Sacred Fount from whence all blessings flow We bless thee for this day-this Sabbath here below. David-Street, August 7th, 1822. VARIETIES. C. P. MAYORS OF GALWAY.-Extracts from the Council Books of Galway, in Ireland :— James Lynch, Mayor of Galway in 1493; built! the choir of St. Nicholas's Church, and hanged his own son ont of his window, for killing and defrauding strangers, without martial or common law, to show a good example to posterity. Edmund Deane, Esq. Mayor; came from England to Galway in the year 1500, and brought his pedigree with him, showing his being of the ancient family of the Deanes, of the forest of Deane. Stephen Lynch, Esq. Mayor, 1523; ordered that none be made free of the corporation unless he shaves his upper lip and speaks English. Dominick French, Esq. Mayor, 1568; an Italian traveller saw out of a window in a house in Galway, the blessed Sacrament-boats coming and going on the river---a ship coming in full sail---a salmon speared ---and hunters pursuing a deer. A beautiful planetary group may now be seen a short time before sun-rise; Mercury, Venus, Jupiter, and Saturn, are all visible at the same time, and if the morning be clear, they shine with great splendour. Mercury is in the third sign-Gemini, and is now above the horizon more than an hour before sun-rise; Venus is in advance of Mercury, Jupiter is before Venus, and Saturn before Jupiter, the three last are in the second sign-Taurus. A singer once complaining to Sheridan that himself and his brother (both of whom were deemed simpletons) had been ordered to take Ass's milk, but that on account of its expensiveness, he hardly knew what they should do.---" Do?" cried Sheridan, " why suck one another to be sure." BOTANY.---Since the discovery of the New World, our English gardens have produced 2345 varieties of trees and plants from America, and upwards of 1700 from the Cape of Good Hope, in addition to many thousands which have been brought from China, the East Indies, New Holland, various parts of Africa, Asia, and Europe: until the list of plants now cultivated in this country exceeds 120,000 varieties. A SIMPLE BAROMETER.---Take a common phial bottle, and cut off the rim and part of the neck. This may be done by a piece of string, or rather whipcord, twisted round it, and pulled strongly in a sawing position by two persons; one of whom holds the bottle firmly in his left hand. Heated in a few minutes by the friction of the string, and then dipped suddenly into cold water, the bottle will be decapitated more easily than by any other means, even than by a guillotine. Let the phial be now nearly filled with common pump-water, and, applying the finger to its mouth, turn it quickly upside-down : on removing the finger it will be found that only a few drops will escape. Without cork or stopper of any kind, the water will be retained within the bottle by the pressure of the external air the weight of air without the phial being so much greater than that of the small quantity within it. Now let a bit of tape be tied round the middle of the bottle, to which the two ends of a string may be attached, so as to form a loop to hang on a nail: let it be thus suspended, in a perpendicular manner, with the mouth downwards; and this is the barometer.---When the weather is fair, the section of the neck, or rather elevated above it, and inclined to be so, the water will be level with and forming a concave surface. When disposed to be wet, a drop will appear at the mouth, which will enlarge till it falls, and then another drop, while the humidity of the atmosphere continues. LITERARY NOTICES. Mr. Roscoe's Edition of the Poetical and Miscellaneous Works of Pope, is in the press it includes the notes of Warburton, Warton, and various commentators, with a new Life of the Author, and Annotations. A Complete Translation into French of Dr. Johnson's Lives of the Poets, is now, for the first time, printing in Paris. Peveril of the Peak. By the Author of Waverley, &c. is in the Press. Our ancient histories, which have so long remained little or imperfectly known, are about to be printed under the authority and by the direction of government. The work is expected to be completed in twelve folio volumes; two of which will be published every year. We understand that Mr. Petrie, the keeper of the records in the Tower, who, as Dib din says, has brushed more dust off old MSS. than any person living, is to have the superintendence of the work, which could not be in better hands. CORRESPONDENCE. BATHING. TO THE EDITOR, SIR,-Allow me to set my redoubtable antagonist, (G. in the S. B.) right in a few particulars, before taking my final leave of him. "What an exquisite sense is implanted in innocence, to shrink at the slightest breath of suspicion; there is nothing which can vie with it in delicacy of perception, unless it be conscious guilt." G. conscious of meriting a severe castigation from you, applies your notice of N. T. in the Iris of July 20th to himself, and wishes to make people believe that N. T. are the initials of "A Friend. Now I solemnly declare that they are not my initials, and that I never assumed them. G. seems quite piqued at the manner in which he has been treated. Could he reasonably expect any thing more lenient at my bands, after declaring that I was, through ignorance, seeking to "involve the lives of human beings." Am I to laugh at his abuse as but a "choleric word?" and is he to treat retaliation as flat blasphemy!" I shall not again, at least at present, enter into the subject, but shall rest satisfied with the advantage already gained, which does indeed appear to me something like a victory. If tobacco assists in the restoration of the vital functions, it must have the power of elevating and depressing at the same time, which is impossible. In short, G. acknowledges that my objections are unanswerable, " verily," says he, "it is a difficult task" to answer them. I now ask my candid reader, whether he thinks I have merited G.'s contumely? My motive for making the quotations was simply to show, that if the testimony of others were to be taken I could bring forward better evidence than G. I charged him with pretending to be in the possession of facts, and as he has not thought proper to disprove the charge, I must conclude him a dealer in unfounded assertions. Pendleton, August 6th, 1822. A FRIEND. In a note, G. says I never read thewords flat blasphemy in any author. Now this is as good as saying that he is well acquainted with every existing book, and that it is impossible for any one to make a pretended quotation of only two words, but that he can discover the forgery. Admirable book worm, how extensive is thy erudition! THE MISTAKE; OR, SIXES AND SEVENS. "Be particular to observe that the name on the door is "Morning Chronicle, April, 1821. It is a point which has often been advanced and contested by the learned, that the world grows worse as it grows older; arguments have been advanced, and treatises written, in support of Horace's opinion. Ætas parentum pejor avis tulit We The supporters of this idea rest their sentence upon various grounds; they mention the frequency of crim. con. cases, the increase of the poor-rate, the licentiousness of the press, the celebrity of rouge et noir. There is, however, one circumstance corroborative of their judgment, to which we think the public opinion has not yet been sufficiently called. We mean the indisputable fact, that persons of all descriptions are growing ashamed of their own names. remember that when we were dragged in our childhood to walk with our nurse, we were accustomed to beguile our sense of weariness and disgust by studying the names, which, in their neat brass plates, decorated the doors which we passed. Now the case is altered! The simple numerical distinction, which is alone emblazoned upon the doors of our dwellings, but ill replaces that more gratifying custom, which, in a literal sense, held up great names for our emulation, and made the streets a muster-roll of examples for our conduct. But a very serious inconvenience is also occasioned by this departure from ancient observances. How is the visitor from the country to discover the friend of his bosom, or the mistress of his heart, if, in lieu of the above-mentioned edifying brass plates, his eye glances upon the unsatisfactory information contained in 1, 2, or 3? In some cases even this assistance is denied to him, and he wanders upon his dark and comfortless voyage, like an ancient mariner deprived of the assistance of the stars. Our poor friend, Mr. Nichol Loaming, has treated us with a long and eloquent dissertation upon this symptom of degeneracy; and certainly, if the advice "experto crede" be of any weight, Mr. Nichol's testimony ought to induce all persons to hang out, upon the exterior of their residences, some more convincing enunciation of their name and calling, than it is at present the fashion to produce. Nichol came up to town with letters of introduction to several friends of his family, whom it was his first But his first adventure duty and wish to discover. so dispirited him, that, after having spent two mornings at a hotel, he set out upon his homeward voyage, and left the metropolis an unexplored region. He purposed to make his first visit to Sir William Knowell, and having with some difficulty discovered the street to which he had been directed, he proceeded to investigate the doors, in order to find out the object of his search. The doors presented nothing but a blank! He made inquiries; was directed to a house; heard that Sir William was at home, was shown into an empty room, and waited for some time with patience. The furniture of the house rather surprised him. It was handsomer than he had expected to find it; and on the table were the Morning Chronicle and the Edinburgh Review, although Sir William was a violent Tory. At length the door opened, and a gentleman made his appearance. Nichol asked, in a studied speech, whether he had the honour to address Sir William Knowell? The gentleman replied, that he believed there had been a little mistake, but that he was an intimate friend of Sir W. Knowell's, and expected him in the course of a few minutes. Nichol resumed his seat, although he did not quite perceive what mistake had taken place. He was unfortunately urged by his evil genius to attempt conversation. He observed that Sir W. Knowell had a delightful house, and inquired whether the neighbourhood was pleasant. "His next neighbour," said the stranger, with a most incomprehensible smile, "is Sir William Morley." Nichol shook his head; was surprised to hear Sir William kept such company,-had heard strange stories of Sir W. Morley,-hoped there was no foundation,-indeed had received no good report of the family :-The mother rather weak in the head, -to say the truth under confinement ;-the sister a professed coquet,-went off to Gretna last week with a Scotch Officer, Sir William himself a gambler by habit, a drunkard by inclination;-at present in the King's Bench, without the possibility of an adjust ment-" Here he was stopped by the entrance of an elderly lady leaning on the arm of an interesting girl of sixteen or seventeen. Upon looking up, Nichol perceived the gentleman he had been addressing rather embarrassed; and "hoped that he had not said any thing which could give offence." "Not in the least,' replied the stranger, "I am more amused by an account of the foibles of Sir W. Morley than any one else can be; and of this I will immediately convince you. Sir William Knowell resides at No. Six,-you have stepped by mistake into No. Seven.- Before you leave it, allow me to introduce you to Lady Morleywho is rather weak in the head, and to say the truth, under confinement;-to Miss Ellen Morley, a professed coquet, who went off to Gretna last week with a half-pay Officer;-finally," (with a very low bow) "to Sir William Morley himself, a gambler by habit, and a drunkard by inclination-who is at present in the King's Bench, without the possibility of an adjustment!" F, G. The area of a common parabola is 300, the axis = 20. Required the solidity of a cone whence the parabola is cut, when the convex surface thereof is a minimum? Question No. 47, by Mr. W. M. Lawrie. A bowl, by its bias, describes a spiral, expressed by z, whose equation is y 3. + y 2 =0. 2 In what direction must the bowl set out, so as to fall upon the Jack, when the length of the cast is 47 yards? Question No. 48, by Mr. T. Bainbridge, jun, Supposing a pendulum, whose length is 29.2 inches, has its bob 27 pounds; to find at what part of the rod of that pendulum a weight of one pound must be fixed, so as to have the greatest effect in accelerating the pendulum; or so that the time of the vibration may be the shortest possible, the rod itself being supposed void of gravity? [We are sorry that any of our Correspondents should have reason to complain of us.-We are told that we do not, by our Mathematical questions, make any appeal either to talent or ingenuity; and that we do not, therefore, offer any thing worthy the leisure hour of our more studious and erudite friends!-It is true we have not, in our selection from the different questions sent to us, always chosen the most difficult, but rather those questions which we considered the most interesting and useful.-We are, however, unwilling to neglect any of our friends; and shall, therefore, in future, occasionally address ourselves more particularly to the Mathematical Adept, when we trust he will not tacitly again condemn us on account of our imbecility.-ED.] WEEKLY DIARY. AUGUST. REMARKABLE DAYS. THURSDAY, 15.-Assumption. This is a festival in the Greek and Romish Churches, in honour of the supposed miraculous ascension of the Virgin Mary into heaven. On this day the Jews observe what is called the Black Fust, or anniversary of the destruction of the first and second Temples. They also commemorate the taking of Bethuliah, mentioned in the Maccabees; the sedition of Ben Cosebah under the Emperor Adrian; and the outrage of Turnus Rufus the Roman general, who ploughed up the ground on which the Temple had stood. WINE AND WALLNUTS; OR, AFTER-DINNER CHIT-CHAT. CHAPTER VI. A RAMBLE ON THE HEATH. It could not fail to be a "day of days" with such a party. Caleb, as aforesaid, was never lackingit was with him one continued scene of gaiety. Frank as an Hibernian, social as an Englishman, lively as a Frenchman, and trusty as a Scot-no good but he enjoyed in full, and no little evil or cross that he did not turn to good account.-"O! rare! It smoothens the rough edge of disappointment to be merry," said he, " and draws the venom from the sting of ill-will; it is only your great calamities that cannot be subdued by laughter, and they must be battled by philosophy," throwing his arms about—he was all gesture. "I hate your querulous sparks, that fly here and there to ignite every little dormant evil into a blaze: therefore, my boys, let's be merry and wise." "It was this inveterate spirit of gaiety that got us first acquainted," said Garrick, who was many years his senior. "The young Scot waggishly said he would catch me, and egad! he did." Garrick, indeed, was much indebted to his pen for various admirable squibs in his defence, when certain wits of the town were running the veteran actor too hard. Caleb's playful invention turned the tables upon his opponents with such admirable tact, that those who had united against their Roscins, they knew not why, began to think how much they owed him in the old score of delightful entertainment; and again righteously became his warmest admirers and steadiest friends. It was by this generous exercise of his pen, whilst yet but a young man among the wits, that many jarring interests, now forgotten, were set to rights, and many who had fancied themselves neglected by each other, lived as before in right good fellowship. beauty of the scene. Yes! there I stood, and mus- The meadows were as green to them, and glitter- not! "Well, and look at our friend Roscius too-how finely his visage glows. There's a subject for you, Sir Joshua," said Sterne. "Phoo!" replied Gainsborough, "round as a dumplin, and no more expression than a barber's block." Thank you for the compliment," said Garrick, smiling and taking off his hat. "Not at all," replied the enthusiast rapidly"Not at all, you can put on expression at will, all Le-Brun in your dressing-glass-not old mother Corneille keeps a better stock of masks; but as for Lawrence-look upon his fine anatomical phiz!" thon holy friar, now that the light of heaven shines "Held! now it comes again." 'Pon my life, once more upon you-you look as you ought-the very picture of a saint. So Titian-esque, so Guidolike a subject for an Altar-piece. Ha-ha-ha-ha -ha! Do but fancy our delectable Mister Shandy stuck in an ebony frame, worshipped day and night by a galaxy of sighing-pale-faced-love-strickencoral-lipped Nuns! yes! my dear Yorick! fee Pythagoras to transmogrify thee to an altar-piece, then for the Promethean-torch, and there's a heaven for Sterne !" "What are those old fograms about there?" said Gainsborough--" Herbarizing, good Lord!--Peeping at nature through the nether end of the glass! Well, every one to his humour. So, Reynolds, whilst we are massing together nature by wholesale, these microscopic gentoos are larding it out retail— disciples of old Leuwenhoek, making a map of the world on a silver penny-some F.R.S. or A.S.S., I'll be sworn.” There, Reynolds," said Gainsborough, (I think I hear him now, the enthusiast!)-"there! look along this dell, how richly wooded!" It was one of those painter-like evenings when the declining sun threw its lengthened rays between vast islands of grey clouds seated in the mid Heaven, tinging their shores as 'twere with æthereal hues, and lighting the earthly landscape beneath with enchanting variety. "I am no friend to enclosures," said he-" yet this picture composes well-yes! beautifully! intersected as it is! But the enclosures are small, and the trees group well together-better than one usually sees from a rising ground. None but an ass would build upon a hill-unless there be hills above-un- "Yes, we be a little in the landscape way, sure less indeed one could have the picture lighted up in enough," said Samuel Foote, who at that moment this glorious painter-like style.Thirteen degrees popped his head from beneath a sand-bank. of distance have I counted-all distinct. Look, Sir "What, my Sammy-boy, is it you?" said GainsJoshua! how that sweep betwixt Hendon and Mill-borough :-"why who would have dreamt of meethill reposes in dusky shade. What aerial perspec- ing Aristophanes in this wild region." tive-how prismatic ! 'tis like viewing nature through the medium of a léns. Sterne, you fabricator of feeling,-you--you-manufacturer of fiction--is there any feeling or fiction that comes up to this? What are you dumb, Uncle Toby-does not this scene raise your notions of the Creator? What holy work!-to paint with hand divine so gloriously for the delight of Man! Man-creation's darling--all -all for him-the creature alone of intellect!-Yet, poor little creeping driveller, he would play the Creator too. Yes! it is profane to hope to paint like this." "Go on," said Sterne, "proceed, enthusiast-for now thou art inspired!" "I have, indeed, looked on some of his compositions with astonishment,” replied Sir Joshua; "wonderfully near to nature are his effects." Hey, what berbarising botanising!” said Garrick. "Herbarizing!" replied Foote, "yes, by the Lord, (taking out his watch) one hour and twenty minutes have I been winding among the fürzen bushes, like a coster-monger, after that learned A.S.S. ali-ass an antiqueer-i-an there, (pointing at Dr. Ducarel)-the cat's-eyed owl with his myosurus minimus, making me skip about, devil take him, with his polygonum bistorta,† when out whipped a viper, which made me wish to heaven both my legs had been made of bottle-stoppers. Next time they catch me here snake-catching, 'twill be in fisherman's boots. Hilloa! are you coming, my worthy Doctor?" Then laughing, as Garrick offered his cane to assist him up the bank" I wish their breeches were stuffed with some of their curious polypodium aculeatum,|| and be-hanged to them, that we might find our way to a bowl of punch." "Yes, Reynolds! Man is a little Creator toolet us do the reptile justice! Is he not made in the Image Divine? I hate to hear you churchmen prate of crawling reptiles-worms-and stuff.-You, Lawrence Sterne! Claude was a little Creator. Have you not seen some of his works almost-all but "Look! here's a rare specimen of the sorbus dodivine! Only a step short of the miraculous---Dowmestica 6" said the Doctor to Foote, not regarding is that hyperbolical---I ask you, Reynolds?" the other gentlemen.-" Very pretty, no doubt, Doctor," said he, quite out of breath; "but I must take off my scutellaria minor," taking off his wig and wiping his cranium. "I am verily in search of a "Absolute creation!---Ah! you may raise your better specimen of your sorbus domestica, in the eyes, my dear Lawrence, and think me profane-shape of the old Bull and Bush.” call it by any other name, and yon profane his genius and what is it not to the glory of the mighty Creator, to create a being with faculties to do such deeds?- Now by that same sun-behold it, Sterne, -no, I forgot, you are not an eagle.-Well then, by that same sun that you have not grace enough to Master Caleb then was a choice spirit-Gainsbo-face-by heaven, Lawrence, how finely your face is rough perfectly unique-Reynolds (I would always lighted up at this moment-do not stir!-Look, write Sir Joshua, from respect)-Reynolds interest- Reynolds!-Nay, turn not away; shut your eyes, ing to the very letter of polite converse-Garrick a Yorick; what a glowing tint! Lawrence, when you mirror of all that should delight-Sterne's gossip-sit to me, mark I'll paint you thus-why your thin was it not above all price?-and young Bunbury a promising disciple of that old school, the memory of which might well eke out another tear. These good, sound, old-fashioned qualities, added to his original license for making friends, gave him ten years advantage over his compeers, enlarged his circle; and Caleb was thus early admitted to the best tables, and seated above the salt. Yes! I have lately stood and mused on that still spot, upon that bill that faces the back window of our little inn, where, on a space that might be covered with our old club-carpet, once stood these worthies, snifting the pure air, and talking of the visage looks like one of the glowing heads of Titian. Whip me, boy, but I never saw thy genius blaze forth like this before-Reynolds-Garrick-is it not mighty fine?-I'll be sworn the Venetians painted their portraits in blazing sun-shine. There's the glorious secret of Lionardi's richness too. What a Saint Jerome would he make. Deo volente I'll make a Saint of you, and shame the Bishops." "How do you do, Doctor?" said Sterne. " Why, that's Burlington Harry,¶ (Henry Flitcroft) sure, trudging up the path; what, is he going to turn virtuoso, Doctor?" Why, Doctor, you are not going to make him a member of your learned body, sure, for building that brick church, and you a learned priest !" said Garrick. Little mouse-tail. + Snake-weed. Foote had a cork leg, which he facetiously used to call by an hundred comical names, as the humour served. Prickly polypody. True service-tree.-All these and many more curious plants growing on the heath, So nick-named at the Board of Works. He had been a carpenter; but from au accident in falling from a scaffold at the celebrated Lord Burlington's, he obtained the notice of that nobleman, by whose patronage, and his own merits, he became an architect of some celebrity, and acquired wealth. "There was a time," said Foote, entering into the spirit of the party at once-“ there was a time when Old Scratch used to carry stones up high hills to build chapels. Now if he is out of employment, I wish he would busy himself in carrying them down again." Come, come, do not be too hard upon my worthy friend," said Dr. Ducarel; "he had no voice in the business-it was a subscription affair, raised entirely by the piety of the parish, and out of a very limited fund. Tis a notable monument of a cockney church, I own; but Time, which improves pictures with its sober hues, as you know, Mr. Gainsborough, will cover it in due season with hoary age." "No," said Gainsborough, your true Rhenish improves with age; but a bad picture will never become a good one, though Time work at it double tides. And if Hampstead church should stand on Hampstead Hill, 'till all the colours fade in the rainbow-it will never become picturesque." "How d'ye do, gentlemen?" said the architect, as he came up to the group-be was a formal, good kind of man" How d'ye do, Mister Garrick?-0, and the reverend Mister Sterne too!-Sir Joshua Reynolds, your most obedient humble servant-How do you do, Mister Gainsborough?"-bowing to the rest whom he did not know. "What, gentlemen, viewing our fine scenery this fine evening ?-Aye, Mister Gainsborough, this must be just to your satisfaction-I-I envy you gentlemen your powers of the painting-brush-Yes, indeed! you must enjoy the scenery superior to us, who know nothing of these matters. A very pretty picture this, indeed-very pretty. What do you think of my church, Mister Gainsborough, as viewed in perspective from Primrose Hill? I'm told it makes a notable object from that point of view." "Gainsborough thinks it a better object a great way off, King Harry," said Foote, always enjoying a little mischief. "Then where would you view it from, Mister Gainsborough?" said the architect, not at all seeing the joke. ་་ "Why from Shuter's Hill," said Garrick, laughing. Shuter's Hill!" exclaimed Flitcroft- Why then, Sir, Mister Gainsborough must look at it through a spying-glass." "No, Sir," said Gainsborough, "who would not willingly, give offence-"these wags make me say more than I ever thought."-Gainsborough wished them all at Nova Scotia, and would have put an end to the question; but the architect would drive on the discourse." How would you wish to see it, then, Mister Gainsborough ?-Pray favour me with your observations.". Why, by twilight, or moonlight," said Gainsborough. "And why so, Sir, may I beg to know?" "Because then I should see the structure all in one mass." " Aye, I thought so," replied Flitcroft; you gentlemen have always great notions of art. Yes, I'm told it makes a good fine mass, sure enough!-- Dear me! I should like to see a picture of it from your notable genius, Mister Gainsborough-it would be very rural—very picturesque!" This was pushing the matter rather too far."Picturesque !" echoed the painter, losing his patience "What the devil have you builders to do with the picturesque?" "But I would have you to know that I am not a builder, Mr. Gainsborough; I am an architect, and have studied in the Barlington school," returned Flitcroft, piqned at the observation. "Be it so," retorted Gainsborough. "Then, Mr. Architect, who art no builder, why not conjure up a Gothic building? By the powers, were I king of England, and potent as Harry the Eighth, I would + This idle superstition relates to many churches built upon heights, which the Old Euemy was said to have placed there, to fatigue the pious in their approach to the house of worship On the site of this unpicturesque building stood a little rural church, which being in a ruinous state, was pulled down about the year 1745, when the present church was erected by Henry Flitcroft, then surveyor general, or holding some superior appointment in the Board of Works. proclaim, that he who built a church, should erect Jupiter!" said Gainsborough-"Ha-ha-ha-ha!" "You have saved me the trouble of saying so, by Flitcroft was nettled, but not to be laughed from the field." Well, Mister Gainsborough," said he, "were you a sovereigu, you would have other despotic laws to punish every good farmer that filled up deep cartruts, or new thatched a crazy barn, or put up a new pailing to keep out the swine-of course." "Yes, by the Lord you are right!-I hate your rich farmers, as I hate the Burlingtonians, (laughing all the while)—the landscape-spoiling rogues!" Yes," said Foote, taking up the cudgels for his old friend Flitcroft-" and Mr. Gainsborough would command every sheep-shearer to be clean sheared of his ears, for shearing the fleece-they look so picturesque with their shaggy coats." Certainly," added Garrick, to give the worthy old builder a lift-" Gainsborough had rather go without a coat than rob the innocents of their wool." "That I would, by Jupiter!" said Gainsborough. Mercy on a landscape-painter's tenants," said Sterne, (for all entered into the humour of the dialogue, and all generously took part with Flitcroft)"Aye, mercy on them-their farms must be stocked with Pharaoh's lean kine, broken-down carts, ragged harness, lame wheelbarrows, creaking gates, rag-staffed casements, broken tiles, broken-kneed horses "And broken bankrupt tenantry, or the devil's in't," added Foote, "with such Gainsborough-like tattered and torn homesteads." "That's the farming for the philantrophic Tom," said Garrick ;" and he were rich, they would be happy-for whip me if I do not think he would pay his tenants for doing of nothing-save and except keeping every thing carefully out of repair!" "A pretty picture this," said Sir Joshua, "of our worthy friend Gainsborough's RURAL ECONOMY." life, enters into a scholastic but somewhat farfetched argument, to prove that, as that monarch was a great magician, and in habits of he endued his candles with this inexplicable frequent intercourse with ghosts and spectres, property, that he might learn the approach of his supernatural visitants. Suetonius, however, who took his name from the circumstance of his being a tallow-chandler, on which trade he has left a learned treatise, altogether derides this solution as fantastical and vain, asking very pertinently why this ghostindicating quality, even if originally imparted, should have descended to posterity; and prois not blue but purple, such being the proper ceeds to argue first-that the colour assumed translation of the ancient word purpureus; and secondly, that this being the colour sacred to kings and bishops, the number of those personages in the lower regions may have so saturated the air with purple, that all revisitors of our purer atmosphere give it out, like a halo, and impart its hue more particularly to the lights that surround them. This seems to me a fond conceit, and moreover savouring of digal of stars, garters, and mitres, when the same illiberality that made Barry so propainting his scene of Judgment for the Arts and Sciences in the Adelphi. Certain mysterious ignes fatui always assume spontaneously a bluish tint. In the Pyritegium, or Curfew Act, passed by the Conqueror, is the following exceptive clause. Hoc nonobstante liceat ut Gulielmus de Wispo, alias Johannes de Lanterna, det lucem cæruleam quocunque quotiesque vellet."+"Be it enacted nevertheless, that Will-o'-theWisp, alias Jack-o'-Lanthorn, have permission to show his blue light wheresoever and whensoever he will."-Whence we learn, that so early as the Conquest this was the prevalent colour of all supernatural flames, and that they were specially exempted from the jurisdiction of extinguisher or snuffers. Swift, in a note on his lines This squire he dropp'd his pen full soon, The sun had set, and all parties being in high good hazards a conjecture, that as none but the humour, it was agreed to accept of Mr. Henry Flit-ghosts of the wicked re-appear, and candles, croft's hospitality, and away we went to the Grove, to sup at his delightful villa; and what passed there shall form the subject of another Chapter.--LIT. GAZ. Mr. Flitcroft built himself a handsome villa at the end of the Grove on the top of Holly Bush Hill, where he died in 1769. This place, with its beautiful grounds, (called Montagu Grove) is now in the occupation of the Rev. Dr. White, the incumbent of Hampstead. if properly made, are themselves wick-ed, there may be some secret sympathy or affinity between them; in support of which hypothesis he affirms, that they give out generally a faint blue whenever there is a thief in them. He asserts also, plausibly enough, that there may be a visual deception produced by the preva lent expectation of this coloured light; that nothing is so varying and uncertain as the AN INQUIRY WHY CANDLES INVARIABLY BURN hues which the same object assumes to different BLUE IN THE PRESENCE OF A GHOST. This mysterious subject has exercised the faculties of some of the world's most erudite scholars and profound thinkers. The learned German, Blumenbergius, after maintaining that candles derive their name from Candaules, King of Lydia, who first made use of them when he showed his wife unattired to his minister Gyges, for which he lost his crown and De Bluit. Candel. vide Joseph Drippinginns in his Talamon Ajax. Chronic, in Edit. Georg. Homedida. Seriem Godolia Tradit. Hebraic. Corpus Paradoseon Titulo Dips. c. 1. § 8. opties; that men seem to take a perverse delight in confounding the whole theory of colours, as one sees constantly written up over various shops-GREY, green-grocer,—BROWN, blacksmith, BLACK, whitesmith,-SCARLET, blue-maker, &c.; while Nature herself has given us the cameleon as a puzzle; and has so confused one of our field-fruits in its progress to maturity, that we may say with strict regard to truth, "All blackberries are either white or red when they are green, (i. e. un Vide Suet. de Spect. et Apparit. lib. 4. cap. 2. where candles came originally not from Lydia but from Greece, he strenuously avers in opposition to Blumenbergius, that and were dedicated to Pan by the Dryopes; whence, probably, our recipient of fat intended for candles is termed dripping-pan. + Vide Hawkins's Brief Abridgement of the Statutes. Folio, vol. 171, p. 14,129. |